Thursday, April 10, 2008

Talkin' Baseball


1. "What do you say we hit the showers?"

2. "Yeah, speaking of 'popped flies,' it's Thursday, and SOTG just signed in."

3. A fresh, 21st century take on the old 'Who's on first?' routine.

4. Which movie is this? Field of Creams or Eight Men In-and-Out?

5. ♫ "I don't care if I never get back..." ♫

Best of Rodney Dill
"That finger smells like Who?"
"First Base!"

Best of Double the U
By "safe" I meant are you STD free and by "out" I meant "out of the closet."

Best of Seoulman (R)
What to you mean I have to wrestle you in a tub of jello to get a touchdown? I'm sure that isn't how you play basketball.

Best of Submariner
...and I thought our game against the "Chicago White Sex" was a typo...

Best of Silhouette
So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.

Best of Chrees
"If you strip, they will come."

Best of Army of Mom
I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu55y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pr0nography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Best of ochagirl
Yer out! In this game we don't wear PVC, crotchless underwear! Have some decency ferpete'ssake!

Best of curly
"I feel undressed...Cheney's in the stands wearing his xray vision specs."

Best of Steve O
I was sorta interested in the game. Then I became more interested.
Then I became VERY interested!
...aaaand then suddenly I lost interest.

52 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"That finger smells like Who?"
"First Base!"

Double the U said...

By "safe" I meant are you STD free and by "out" I meant "out of the closet."

Rodney Dill said...

3 up, 3 down.

Seoulman (R) said...

Due to financial problems Sports Illustrated had to combine the famous "swimsuit issue" with the start of baseball season

Seoulman (R) said...

What to you mean I have to wrestle you in a tub of jello to get a touchdown? I'm sure that isn't how you play basketball.

duke of red said...

"I bet I can lick you."

shoechick said...

Batter up!

Submariner said...

Don't you just HATE foul balls?

Submariner said...

Just shut up and squat down, right there...

Submariner said...

Actually, I pitch...

Submariner said...

You won't need that kind of protector around me, honey...

Submariner said...

...and I thought our game against the "Chicago White Sex" was a typo...

Submariner said...

Say what you will, but at the moment I think they'd put up better numbers than the Detroit Tigers...

Submariner said...

You're the catcher, dammit; stay out of the "On Dick" circle.

Nose said...

No, I said bunt!

Jack Reacher said...

"Now remember, when I move my finger like that, what does that mean?"
"It means you won't call the next day. Bitch."

Silhouette said...

So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.

Anonymous said...

Barry Bonds needs to lay off the steroids... right freaking now!

shoechick said...

Silhouette said...

So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.



Awesome!!!!

Chrees said...

"If you strip, they will come."

Submariner said...

Greatest double-play combo of all time: Tinker to Evers to Chance.

Which begs the question - think I'll ever have a chance?

Submariner said...

Greatest.Catcher.Ever!
(She's never passed a ball...)

Rodney Dill said...

Greatest.Catcher.Ever!
(She's never passed a ball...)


...but she's juggled a few.

Chrees said...

(More movie titles)

Bang the what slowly?

This ain't no Roger Maris story: 69*

Bad News Hookers

The Naturals (and the Silicones)

Angels in the Outfield, Great in the Sack

Kaptain Krude said...

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out...
please, take me out!

mklasing said...

More movie titles:

Bull Do 'em

The Babes

Bang them Slowly

The Wenchwarmers

Cobb

Field of Wet Dreams

Army of Dad said...

Chest bumping an umpire was never this cool before!

Army of Mom said...

I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu55y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pr0nography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Army of Mom said...

Oh my, Annie Savoy responded.

*word verification: gigho*

Army of Mom said...

Millie: Do you think I deserve to wear white?
Annie Savoy: We all deserve to wear white.

curly said...

A disgusted Sully suggests the submission of a musical cap: ♫ Who Let The Dogs Out ♫.

curly said...

“I say that Curly’s tired, predictable ‘DOUBLE HEADER’ double entendre is worth a good a$$ kicking…You with me?”

curly said...

“I want you to pitch just like the DNC: no balls!”

curly said...

The outtakes from the Hillary Intern ‘strip baseball game’ are both erotic and hilarious.

Son Of The Godfather said...

2. "Yeah, speaking of 'popped flies,' it's Thursday, and SOTG just signed in."

It's all in how ya choke up on the bat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I want to show them my slider.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Babes Ruth

Submariner said...

Wonder if they're arguing over who gets to catch my submarine ball?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Isn't it tradition that one side plays skins?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stare-oids

Son Of The Godfather said...

South Park Reference:
I love to get cheesed out of my mind and watch baseball.

One of the bestest episodes ever!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Calm down, ladies... I've got a foot-long for the both of ya."

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"Calm down, ladies... I've got a foot-long for the both of ya."



"What ya gonna do, Amigo; poke each of 'em 4 times?" Subby asked innocently...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What ya gonna do, Amigo; poke each of 'em 4 times?" Subby asked innocently...

OR, I'm using "Pygmie feet" as my measure. heh

Damn, I must have left the webcam on again! ;0)

ochagirl said...

Yer out! In this game we don't wear PVC, crotchless underwear! Have some decency ferpete'ssake!

curly said...

"I feel undressed...Cheney's in the stands wearing his xray vision specs."

Steve O said...

One shwing for two misses!

Steve O said...

Heyyyy batta batta batta Shwing!!

Steve O said...

Yet another reminder that if I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.

Steve O said...

I was sorta interested in the game. Then I became more interested.

Then I became VERY interested!

...aaaand then suddenly I lost interest.

Steve O said...

Further proof that V the K is trying to make us all go blind.

Steve O said...

I think the catcher is about to get to first base.