Thursday, April 10, 2008
1. "What do you say we hit the showers?"
2. "Yeah, speaking of 'popped flies,' it's Thursday, and SOTG just signed in."
3. A fresh, 21st century take on the old 'Who's on first?' routine.
4. Which movie is this? Field of Creams or Eight Men In-and-Out?
5. ♫ "I don't care if I never get back..." ♫
Best of Rodney Dill
"That finger smells like Who?"
Best of Double the U
By "safe" I meant are you STD free and by "out" I meant "out of the closet."
Best of Seoulman (R)
What to you mean I have to wrestle you in a tub of jello to get a touchdown? I'm sure that isn't how you play basketball.
Best of Submariner
...and I thought our game against the "Chicago White Sex" was a typo...
Best of Silhouette
So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.
Best of Chrees
"If you strip, they will come."
Best of Army of Mom
I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu55y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pr0nography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Best of ochagirl
Yer out! In this game we don't wear PVC, crotchless underwear! Have some decency ferpete'ssake!
Best of curly
"I feel undressed...Cheney's in the stands wearing his xray vision specs."
Best of Steve O
I was sorta interested in the game. Then I became more interested.
Then I became VERY interested!
...aaaand then suddenly I lost interest.