1. "What do you say we hit the showers?"
2. "Yeah, speaking of 'popped flies,' it's Thursday, and SOTG just signed in."
3. A fresh, 21st century take on the old 'Who's on first?' routine.
4. Which movie is this? Field of Creams or Eight Men In-and-Out?
5. ♫ "I don't care if I never get back..." ♫
Best of Rodney Dill
"That finger smells like Who?"
"First Base!"
Best of Double the U
By "safe" I meant are you STD free and by "out" I meant "out of the closet."
Best of Seoulman (R)
What to you mean I have to wrestle you in a tub of jello to get a touchdown? I'm sure that isn't how you play basketball.
Best of Submariner
...and I thought our game against the "Chicago White Sex" was a typo...
Best of Silhouette
So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.
Best of Chrees
"If you strip, they will come."
Best of Army of Mom
I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu55y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pr0nography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Best of ochagirl
Yer out! In this game we don't wear PVC, crotchless underwear! Have some decency ferpete'ssake!
Best of curly
"I feel undressed...Cheney's in the stands wearing his xray vision specs."
Best of Steve O
I was sorta interested in the game. Then I became more interested.
Then I became VERY interested!
...aaaand then suddenly I lost interest.
52 comments:
"That finger smells like Who?"
"First Base!"
By "safe" I meant are you STD free and by "out" I meant "out of the closet."
3 up, 3 down.
Due to financial problems Sports Illustrated had to combine the famous "swimsuit issue" with the start of baseball season
What to you mean I have to wrestle you in a tub of jello to get a touchdown? I'm sure that isn't how you play basketball.
"I bet I can lick you."
Batter up!
Don't you just HATE foul balls?
Just shut up and squat down, right there...
Actually, I pitch...
You won't need that kind of protector around me, honey...
...and I thought our game against the "Chicago White Sex" was a typo...
Say what you will, but at the moment I think they'd put up better numbers than the Detroit Tigers...
You're the catcher, dammit; stay out of the "On Dick" circle.
No, I said bunt!
"Now remember, when I move my finger like that, what does that mean?"
"It means you won't call the next day. Bitch."
So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.
Barry Bonds needs to lay off the steroids... right freaking now!
Silhouette said...
So much for the "just think about baseball...just think about baseball" method.
Awesome!!!!
"If you strip, they will come."
Greatest double-play combo of all time: Tinker to Evers to Chance.
Which begs the question - think I'll ever have a chance?
Greatest.Catcher.Ever!
(She's never passed a ball...)
Greatest.Catcher.Ever!
(She's never passed a ball...)
...but she's juggled a few.
(More movie titles)
Bang the what slowly?
This ain't no Roger Maris story: 69*
Bad News Hookers
The Naturals (and the Silicones)
Angels in the Outfield, Great in the Sack
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out...
please, take me out!
More movie titles:
Bull Do 'em
The Babes
Bang them Slowly
The Wenchwarmers
Cobb
Field of Wet Dreams
Chest bumping an umpire was never this cool before!
I believe in the soul, the c0ck, the pu55y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pr0nography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Oh my, Annie Savoy responded.
*word verification: gigho*
Millie: Do you think I deserve to wear white?
Annie Savoy: We all deserve to wear white.
A disgusted Sully suggests the submission of a musical cap: ♫ Who Let The Dogs Out ♫.
“I say that Curly’s tired, predictable ‘DOUBLE HEADER’ double entendre is worth a good a$$ kicking…You with me?”
“I want you to pitch just like the DNC: no balls!”
The outtakes from the Hillary Intern ‘strip baseball game’ are both erotic and hilarious.
2. "Yeah, speaking of 'popped flies,' it's Thursday, and SOTG just signed in."
It's all in how ya choke up on the bat.
I want to show them my slider.
Babes Ruth
Wonder if they're arguing over who gets to catch my submarine ball?
Isn't it tradition that one side plays skins?
Stare-oids
South Park Reference:
I love to get cheesed out of my mind and watch baseball.
One of the bestest episodes ever!
"Calm down, ladies... I've got a foot-long for the both of ya."
Son Of The Godfather said...
"Calm down, ladies... I've got a foot-long for the both of ya."
"What ya gonna do, Amigo; poke each of 'em 4 times?" Subby asked innocently...
"What ya gonna do, Amigo; poke each of 'em 4 times?" Subby asked innocently...
OR, I'm using "Pygmie feet" as my measure. heh
Damn, I must have left the webcam on again! ;0)
Yer out! In this game we don't wear PVC, crotchless underwear! Have some decency ferpete'ssake!
"I feel undressed...Cheney's in the stands wearing his xray vision specs."
One shwing for two misses!
Heyyyy batta batta batta Shwing!!
Yet another reminder that if I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
I was sorta interested in the game. Then I became more interested.
Then I became VERY interested!
...aaaand then suddenly I lost interest.
Further proof that V the K is trying to make us all go blind.
I think the catcher is about to get to first base.
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