Friday, April 11, 2008

Sickest Thing I've Ever Posted? Possibly.

6 D's of B

1. The Japanese have invented a car that runs on the urine of young boys. It's called the Barney Frankmobile.

2. Math isn't the only thing this kid is a whiz at.

3. "One minute, Sullivan-san. We make special by-request A-number-one screwdriver for you!"

4. "Thank you, robotic, human-form, urine collection unit."

5. Japan's favorite midget pr0n star prepares for a "fluffing."

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just getting ready for the Folger's taste test to "see if anyone notices." Please ta be movin' along, now...

Best of curly
“I sure hope my bosses at the China Milk Exporting Company don’t discover that we’ve substituting piss for lead.”

Best of Van Helsing
The Japanese sure are on the cutting edge of the recycling craze.

Best of curly
“You’re just like your father John McCain: small d!ck, will drop your pants in a heartbeat, and can’t even take a piss without help.”

Best of Chrees
"Evacuation comple... Evacuation com... Evacu..."

Best of Seoulman (R)
Fast cars, fast women, being half-naked in public, peeing wherever you want... This is a man's dream come true


Best of Son Of The Godfather
We title this picture: "Well, It's Cheaper Than Unleaded".


Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Look, it's a long, complicated, embarrassing story... Could you just remove it please?"

Best of curly
Since her drop in the polls, Hillary’s illegal contributions from overseas have come to a trickle.

Best of Steve O

If Japanese woman are as easily impressed as they seem to be, I'm moving there very soon.

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

wax on, wax off

Submariner said...

Hurry, Posh-san. Get him in costume. Bat-mobile ready to go...

Submariner said...

Girl in red; "That reminds me of last night's date..."

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here folks; just getting ready for the Sanka taste test to "see if anyone notices." Please ta be movin' along, now...

Submariner said...

I heard that Mary Kay Letourneau had been let out early...

Submariner said...

I don't think that "spelling his name in the snow" that way counts as a "child prodigy" mom...

curly said...

“I sure hope my bosses at the China Milk Exporting Company don’t discover that we’ve substituting piss for lead.”

curly said...

“Hurry! Barney Frank is very thirsty!”

curly said...

Born at the cusp between the Year of the Cow and the Year of the Snake, people came from miles for a chance to drink Onehunglow’s piss.

Van Helsing said...

Is that a juice bottle? The Japanese sure are on the cutting edge of the recycling craze.

curly said...

“You’re just like your father: small d!ck, will drop your pants in a heartbeat, and can’t even take a piss without help.”

Seoulman (R) said...

Fill this jug, and win a car

Chrees said...

"Evacuation comple... Evacuation com... Evacu..."

Seoulman (R) said...

20 years later this photo would be the cornerstone of expensive therapy bills, a horrible murder, and a Lifetime movie of the week.

Seoulman (R) said...

A man's dream come true. Fast cars, fast women, being half-naked in public, peeing wherever you want... This is a man's dream come true

metalgarth said...

I'll bet urine big trouble for posting this picture, V the K, better watch your pees and q's...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just came back from a week in Cancun to this?!? A "Me Chinese, me play joke" pic?

Howdy everybody! Looks like I missed some hella-awesome caps from y'all. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
"Well, It's Cheaper Than Unleaded".

Shayne said...

Wow, I can't believe I'm the first to say, "me Chinese, me make joke, me make pee-pee in your coke."

Shayne said...

Damn, I guess I wasn't the first. Curse you, SOTG!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's pretty fuel-efficient, but it leaks a little..."

LOL, sorry shayne! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Look, it's a long, complicated, embarrassing story... Could you just remove it please?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Isn't there a Japanese character named Peek-at-you?

Son Of The Godfather said...

You never really buy apple juice... you just sort of rent it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was cute... right up until he spackled the models and their $300,000 car with explosive diarhea.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Asahi beer on tap.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is that a Mitsu-pee-she?

Army of Mom said...

V the K, I will never be able to get aroused from the idea of fluffing ever again. I hope you're happy.

*I think I just threw up a little in my mouth*

Mitsu-pee-she. *shaking my head*

prince of leaves said...

The modern cure for a midlife-crisis: fast cars and hot women.

The traditional medicine cure for a midlife-crisis: drinking a child's urine.

curly said...

Since her drop in the polls, Hillary’s illegal contributions from overseas have come to a trickle.

Steve O said...

Something about this picture doesn't work for me.

Steve O said...

If Japanese woman are as easily impressed as they seem to be, I'm moving there very soon.