Friday, April 11, 2008

Seeing the world through Dick Cheney's Sunglasses





Wicked Best of Adjustah
"Sh*t, look at those oil demons go!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
The future's so Right, I got to wear shades

Best of curly
An issue never addressed in the movie “They Live”: what happens when the aliens themselves don the magical sunglasses?

Best of prince of leaves
"Hmm...Liz is out of town, I'm fishing on a private, well-stocked stream, there's a naked intern on the boat serving me martinis...the only thing missing from this perfect day is the nuclear football and the launch codes for Armageddon."

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Your schwartz ain't near as big as mine."

Adjustah said...

"Sh*t, look at those oil demons go!"

Submariner said...

Be vewy, vewy quiet; we're huntin for cougar!

Submariner said...

Pull!

Submariner said...

Okla | Homa; heh heh, heh heh...

Submariner said...

I'm takin' Bill, Hill and Osamabama "hunting." >snicker<

Seoulman (R) said...

The future's so Right, I got to wear shades

curly said...

“What the hell is Dennis Kucinich doing here? Nobody told me it was squirrel season!”

curly said...

Mirror mirror on Cheney’s glasses,
Which of the candidates are the biggest asses?

curly said...

“Chevron gave me these glasses. When you look through them, everything’s the color of oil.”

curly said...

“Elton John gave me these glasses. When you look through them, everything appears misogynistic.”

curly said...

“Thanks for the sunglasses, Mayor Nagin. I now see your vision of a Chocolate City.”

curly said...

An issue never addressed in the movie “They Live”: what happens when the aliens themselves don the magical sunglasses?

Son Of The Godfather said...

He wears sunglasses for the same reason Cyclops from X-men does.

Submariner said...

You've heard that "the eyes are the windows to the soul?" Well...

attmay said...

"If anyone asks, tell them I'm really Brian Dennehy."

Army of Mom said...

Wow. Did you see that cans on that Sooner? Gotta love the reflective lenses. Army of Dad, you're a genius. Liz can't see a damn thing I'm looking at.

prince of leaves said...

"Heh heh heh...who needs CapThis Thursdays? It's good to be the power behind the throne."

prince of leaves said...

"Hmm...Liz is out of town, I'm fishing on a private, well-stocked stream, there's a naked intern on the boat serving me martinis...the only thing missing from this perfect day is the nuclear football and the launch codes for Armageddon."

Steve O said...

Dick Cheney checks out the amputee woman from a couple of days ago.