Friday, April 11, 2008

Pimped Out Again

Divine Miss M
Best of Seoulman (R)
Whiny protest kabuki theater quickly died as an art form

Best of Jack Reacher
"And you say it doesn't have to be ironed? Mom will love that!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
...So I will wear bacon in protest.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
...And somebody peed in my applejuice.

Best of Rodney Dill
...but all I got was lousy spiritual advice from Rev. Wright.

Best of curly
“It didn’t require the whole f’ing village this time!”

Best of Submariner
Hey Chelsea, why the long face? Oh...

29 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

I don't mean to be cruel, but she did get her mom's looks.

Seoulman (R) said...

(on the back)
My father got his ass licked by a negro

Seoulman (R) said...

Whiny protest kabuki theater quickly died as an art form

Seoulman (R) said...

More on the back choices

... and I helped
... and my grandmother is afraid
... and the pastor says she deserves it
... but she still has bigger balls than her opponent
... but universal healthcare can repair the damage
... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

This election is being run like a plantation and you know what I am talking about girlfriend

Kaptain Krude said...

"You like me, you really like me!"

Jack Reacher said...

"...and that's all I have to say about that. No questions, please."

Jack Reacher said...

New shirt caption:
It's 3am--do you know where your president is?

Jack Reacher said...

"And you say it doesn't have to be ironed? Mom will love that!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

...So I will wear bacon in protest.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...And somebody peed in my applejuice.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...So remember to use his middle name whenever and wherever possible.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and it hurts more than sniper fire in Bosnia.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Very Un-P.C. Cap Of The Day:
Jeeeez, did Bill knock up Mr.Ed?

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and I'll hide this garment to protect it from stains.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...and I have to admit, he's clean and well-spoken.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...he spawns groupies, she spawns groupers.

prince of leaves said...

Aw, come on, don't pick on Chelsea because of her looks. It's not her fault that one look shatters any mirror she comes across.

prince of leaves said...

Soundtrack: "EEEEEE-hawwwwww! EEEEEE-hawwwwww!"

Rodney Dill said...

...but all I got was lousy spiritual advice from Rev. Wright.

curly said...

“My parents pimped me out, and all I got was a lousy t-shirt.”

curly said...

“It didn’t require the whole f’ing village this time!”

curly said...

“I don’t understand! Mom hates small town xenophobic heat packing religious nut job redneck crackers as much as Obama does!”

curly said...

“…and any undecided Superdelegate who sleeps with me this afternoon will receive this free t-shirt as a bonus!”

curly said...

“Little did we realize that Obama was part of the vast right-wing conspiracy!”

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Prince of Leaves said...
...any mirror she cums across.


Y U GO THERE? I CAN HAZ MIND BLEACH?

attmay said...

Boy, game show consolation prizes have gone to sh!t lately, haven't they?

Verify: sxnaaee, the sound she makes when she sleeps.

Submariner said...

...and my Dad got wasted and hit on me.

(At least I THINK he was wasted...)

Submariner said...

Hello, Wilbbbbburrrrrr!

Submariner said...

Hey Chelsea, why the long face? Oh...