Monday, April 28, 2008

Oy

The Man

1. "So, I hear you Amish guys are great bowlers!"

2. "So, that's ten orders of matzo soup and one ham sandwich."

3. "Wow, it's so cool to meeterize you guys! I love ZZ Top!"

4. "Well, dad, gotta go now. The cast of Deadwood just showed up in my office."

5. After seeing his entire cabinet had decided to come to the costume party dressed as rabbis, W was glad he had picked a Chewbacca costume.

Best of prince of leaves
Members of Neturei Karta line up to get their copies of "The Jewish Lobby" autographed by an unwitting Dubya.

Best of mega
AP - Iran dismissed its entire Propaganda Ministry due to "redundancy" today, and used its cash horde to buy every Iranian citizen a laptop preloaded with PictureViewer.

Best of mklasing
"I had the weirdest dream--I gave control of the Country to an Amish baseball team and then me and my desk slid into a the underside of a giant mushroom--that's the last time I eat chili before bed."

Best of ochagirl

Prez, thinking: "If I just ignore the imaginary rabbis produced by overwhelming guilt by supporting Palestinian occupation of Israel, maybe they'll go away and stop staring at me."

*writes in silence for a few minutes*

Prez: "Nope. They're still there."

Best of Chrees
The meeting had an ugly ending after W offered the group his favorite snack...pork rinds.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Jew-Eye for the Straight Guy meets its most difficult fashion challenge.

Best of Cybrludite
I said bring me a new minion, not minyan! When was the last time you had your hearing checked, Igor?

Best of GregMan
"I wanna thank you guys for this rare, first edition copy of The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion."

Best of Shayne
"You guys are great! Now which one is Mattisyahu?"

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Stop me if you've heard this one. A rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, and the President are in the Oval Office..."

33 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Members of Neturei Karta line up to get their copies of "The Jewish Lobby" autographed by an unwitting Dubya.

prince of leaves said...

CapThis standard caption #34957: "Did someone call for a mohel?"

mega said...

AP - Iran dismissed its entire Propaganda Ministry due to "redundancy" today, and used its cash horde to buy every Iranian citizen a laptop preloaded with PictureViewer.

mega said...

HAMAS Newswire (photocredit: Hizb'allah) - Moneylending Jews examine the desk to decide whether it will be a sufficient interest payment for US government debts, while encouraging Bush to sign the contract turning his executive power over to the Zionist International.

mklasing said...

"I had the weirdest dream--I gave control of the Country to an Amish baseball team and then me and my desk slid into a the underside of a giant mushroom--that's the last time I eat chili before bed."

ochagirl said...

Prez, thinking: "If I just ignore the imaginary rabbis produced by overwhelming guilt by supporting Palestinian occupation of Israel, maybe they'll go away and stop staring at me."

*writes in silence for a few minutes*

Prez: "Nope. They're still there."

ochagirl said...

Prez: "There. My bill is signed under TEN rabbis. Is that kosher enough for y'all?"

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Damn, I didn't realize we'd have such a turnout for our ZZ Top lookalike contest."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Silly Rabbis... Trix are for kids!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"There... Is it kosher now?"

Chrees said...

"May the schwartz be with you"

Chrees said...

The meeting had an ugly ending after W offered the group his favorite snack...pork rinds.

Chrees said...

W to the press: "We settled our differences like good Christians."

Seoulman (R) said...

Could you make the check out to the International Jewish Conspiracy? Thanks

Seoulman (R) said...

Bush thought bubble:
Should I tell them that Chassidic beards and pasta don't mix?

Seoulman (R) said...

Israel's hottest pop group, the 10 Commandments, met President Bush yesterday and exchanged autographs.

Seoulman (R) said...

Jew-Eye for the Straight Guy meets its most difficult fashion challenge.

Seoulman (R) said...

So we are agreed, you will move the fence in Gaza to the Mexican border.... The UN doesn't want it there, and we need it here.

Rodney Dill said...

"I just love your Stetson's"

Rodney Dill said...

"Alrighty then... all together now...

Matzoh, Matzoh man,
I gotta be a a Matzoh man...

Cybrludite said...

I said bring me a new minion, not minyan! When was the last time you had your hearing checked, Igor?

Rodney Dill said...

"I always wondered what you Mall Santas wore in the summer time."

GregMan said...

The reason Jimmy Carter wakes up at night screaming, "The Joos! The Joos!"

GregMan said...

"I wanna thank you guys for this rare, first edition copy of The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion."

GregMan said...

"I am delighted to sign this Presidential declaration naming this National Beard Day."

GregMan said...

Bush thought bubble: "Boy, is this photo-op gonna make Ahmadinnerjacket cr@p his pants or what?"

Rodney Dill said...

"There, that bans Jimmy Carter from ever picking up an oar to whack ya."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Great Names For Jewish Rock Bands #222:
Kosher Posse

Army of Dad said...

Moments after this picture was taken they broke out into song and began lifting Bush up and down in his chair.

(anyone that has ever been to a Jewish wedding will get it)

Kaptain Krude said...

No caption, just a compliment to V the K about the word "meeterize" in #3. I'm going to have to try to work that in my everyday conversation.

Shayne said...

"You guys are great! Now which one is Mattisyahu?"

Capt. Queeg said...

"Stop me if you've heard this one. A rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, and the President are in the Oval Office..."

Adjustah said...

"I've been a big fan for years, guys. Now, which one of you's 'ZZ', and which one of you's 'Top'?