1. "So, I hear you Amish guys are great bowlers!"
2. "So, that's ten orders of matzo soup and one ham sandwich."
3. "Wow, it's so cool to meeterize you guys! I love ZZ Top!"
4. "Well, dad, gotta go now. The cast of Deadwood just showed up in my office."
5. After seeing his entire cabinet had decided to come to the costume party dressed as rabbis, W was glad he had picked a Chewbacca costume.
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Members of Neturei Karta line up to get their copies of "The Jewish Lobby" autographed by an unwitting Dubya.
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AP - Iran dismissed its entire Propaganda Ministry due to "redundancy" today, and used its cash horde to buy every Iranian citizen a laptop preloaded with PictureViewer.
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"I had the weirdest dream--I gave control of the Country to an Amish baseball team and then me and my desk slid into a the underside of a giant mushroom--that's the last time I eat chili before bed."
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Prez, thinking: "If I just ignore the imaginary rabbis produced by overwhelming guilt by supporting Palestinian occupation of Israel, maybe they'll go away and stop staring at me."
*writes in silence for a few minutes*
Prez: "Nope. They're still there."
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The meeting had an ugly ending after W offered the group his favorite snack...pork rinds.
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Jew-Eye for the Straight Guy meets its most difficult fashion challenge.
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I said bring me a new minion, not minyan! When was the last time you had your hearing checked, Igor?
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"I wanna thank you guys for this rare, first edition copy of The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion."
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"You guys are great! Now which one is Mattisyahu?"
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Stop me if you've heard this one. A rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi, a rabbi a rabbi, a rabbi, and the President are in the Oval Office..."