Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Old Man and the C Student

Timmeh


1. "So, Billy, does playing 'Leisure Suit Larry' get you as hot as it gets me?"

2. N0, he's not a gay pedophile. He's senile and thinks the Emperor's Club set him up with Bonnie Franklin.

3. Billy's parents no longer worry about paying for college, now that he's signed up for the NAMBLA scholarship plan.

4. Unfortunately, "Medal of Honor 4" gave grandpa a nasty Vietnam flashback. They found Billy the next day, impaled on a bed of punji sticks in the backyard.

5. "You can't even get through level one of Sonic the Hedgehog, but John McCain thinks he can run the country? Damn, we are so screwed!"

Best of GregMan
"Wow, Billy, this video game is amazing! Those kids actually got off my lawn when I yelled at them!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
What do you say Billy, after this, let's steal money from grandma's purse and get some pizza

Best of Submariner
Airplane, the Game; Peter Graves edition was a big hit down at Shady Pines...

Best of Two Dogs
"Don't worry, Joey, this Taser will not hurt Gramma's pacemaker."

13 comments:

GregMan said...

"So, Billy, do you like playing gladiator video games?"

GregMan said...

"Dang, Billy, if I knew this game would be so exciting I would have worn my Depends! Sorry about your bed."

GregMan said...

"Wow, Billy, this video game is amazing! Those kids actually got off my lawn when I yelled at them!"

Anonymous said...

"So, Billy, do you ever feel oppressed by masculine roles?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks for removing the parental filter on my browser, Uncle Martin, but can we look for some web sites with girls on them?"

Seoulman (R) said...

Sony's new release Geriatric Gladiator attempted to reach a new market

Seoulman (R) said...

What do you say Billy, after this, let's steal money from grandma's purse and get some pizza

Seoulman (R) said...

At the next VFW meeting Grandpa Jones would be able to top all the other war stories with his tale of saving the world, rescuing a princess and finding hidden treasure.

Seoulman (R) said...

Little Timmy quietly smiled to himself waiting for the knock at the door from Dr. Kevorkian.

Submariner said...

Airplane, the Game; Peter Graves edition was a big hit down at Shady Pines...

Submariner said...

Timmy and Gramps had quality bonding time playing; they also had a standing bet that the winner got first shot at the new babysitter...

sonicfrog said...

In his younger days, he slept with ponies, but now he sleeps with Tonys.

Two Dogs said...

Bonnie Franklin....clap, clap, clap. Awesome, V the K.

"Don't worry, Joey, this Taser will not hurt Gramma's pacemaker."