1. "So, Billy, does playing 'Leisure Suit Larry' get you as hot as it gets me?"
2. N0, he's not a gay pedophile. He's senile and thinks the Emperor's Club set him up with Bonnie Franklin.
3. Billy's parents no longer worry about paying for college, now that he's signed up for the NAMBLA scholarship plan.
4. Unfortunately, "Medal of Honor 4" gave grandpa a nasty Vietnam flashback. They found Billy the next day, impaled on a bed of punji sticks in the backyard.
5. "You can't even get through level one of Sonic the Hedgehog, but John McCain thinks he can run the country? Damn, we are so screwed!"
Best of GregMan
"Wow, Billy, this video game is amazing! Those kids actually got off my lawn when I yelled at them!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
What do you say Billy, after this, let's steal money from grandma's purse and get some pizza
Best of Submariner
Airplane, the Game; Peter Graves edition was a big hit down at Shady Pines...
Best of Two Dogs
"Don't worry, Joey, this Taser will not hurt Gramma's pacemaker."