Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Now That's What I Call Feminine Protection

Timmah!!!

1. "Crap, it's jammed, get me the Power-Puff Bolt-Action."

2. The Army prepares for the end of "Don't Ask Don't Tell" under President Obama.

3. Something tells me "Hello Kitty" industries made a huge deposit into Jack Murtha's Swiss bank account.

4. ORA: One day with the Mary Kay Commandoes left R. Lee Ermey a shattered, broken man.

5. I bet when he yells "Pull!" someone chucks a Smurf into the air.

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Nibblonian arms dealers had real problems selling the wares after the debacle of the Scooty Puff Jr.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"It's long, pink and rigid and never fires blanks... Hey, what's that you're holding?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hello Kitty clings to her bitterness.

Best of shoechick
This one is long, pink and hard and NEVER disappoints.

Best of shoechick
Say hello to my little kitty.

Best of shoechick
You should see the Dora the Explorer grenades.

Best of Jack Reacher
"You can have my Hello Kitty rifle when you pry it from my manicured fingers...oh, and replace it with a Hello Kitty toaster."

Best of Adjustah
Once they realized that Mac was color-blind, Producers starting having some fun during the filming of Future Weapons.

Best of curly
If guns are sissified, then only sissies will have guns.

Best of prince of leaves
"That's nothing," sniffed Ted Nugent. "You should see my 'Family Circus' 50-cal..."

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Clinton Campaign reported picture of a young Hillary shooting with her father, created more questions than it answered.

divine miss m said...

Men and women were created equal, the AR-15 makes sure it stays that way.

metalgarth said...

ORA: Nibblonian arms dealers had real problems selling the wares after the debacle of the Scooty Puff Jr.

divine miss m said...

Say 'Hello, Kitty," you slimeball, and be sure to speak directly into the MICROPHONE.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They never talk about the militant wing of Code Pink.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Good camouflage... If you're planning on liberating a Pepto Bismal factory.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's long, pink and rigid and never fires blanks... Hey, what's that you're holding?"

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Hello Kitty clings to her bitterness.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Beware of the cheap, Mexican rip-off of this weapon, the "Hola, Gato".

Chrees said...

When good kitties go postal

shoechick said...

Riffing on SOTG:

This one is long, pink and hard and NEVER disappoints.

shoechick said...

Say hello to my little kitty.

shoechick said...

You should see the Dora the Explorer grenades.

Van Helsing said...

A reminder that we are two heartbeats away from Nancy Pelosi becoming Commander in Chief.

jeff said...

Colt Firearms attempts to diversify their target markets....

Jonathan said...

Agnes relieves her "bitterness" on an Obama poster target.

Tim said...

Despite issues with dust and cleaning, Hello Kitty rifles left their users with a sense of wellbeing and cheerfulness.

Jack Reacher said...

"You can have my Hello Kitty rifle when you pry it from my manicured fingers...oh, and replace it with a Hello Kitty toaster."

Jack Reacher said...

The reason rifle ranges often bear a sign stating "No Frenchmen."

The Man said...

...and I bet Michael Bloomberg has something against this gun as well.

Double the U said...

You need to worry less about the color and worry more about shot placement.

Adjustah said...

"F*ck all of you!" said Paris. "This is going to be the best episode of The Simple Life ever!"

racerboy said...

Well, whaddya know, my wife has that exact same outfit - with accessories!

racerboy said...

"I have JUST the thing to coordinate with that," mused Johnny Wier...

jeff said...

After years of being accused of making the M16, Mattel "fires back" with their own special model.

Adjustah said...

I don't care how funny it is to the lads at the ArmaLite factory, the Candian Armed Forces just don't have a sense of humor.

Adjustah said...

Once they realized that Mac was color-blind, Producers starting having some fun during the filming of Future Weapons.

mklasing said...

Results of Congress finally voting against a military spending bill.

curly said...

Knowing that President Obama would never seize a Hello Kitty gun, Bob would eventually be proven a visionary and a genius.

curly said...

If guns are sissified, then only sissies will have guns.

curly said...

Regarding Private Smith’s sexual orientation, we didn’t ask and he didn’t tell.

prince of leaves said...

Knowing the right tool for the job: a stock 308 is for prairie dogs, while the Hello Kitty AR-15 is for plinking Teletubbies.

prince of leaves said...

"That's nothing," sniffed Ted Nugent. "You should see my 'Family Circus' 50-cal..."

Steve O said...

"Say hello to my little kitty."

Okay, I'm done. I'm not even going to try anymore!

Merovign said...

Well, that's one way to keep your guns from being stolen.