Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"No, Governor Rendell, I Don't Know What that Growth Is and I Suggest you consult a Urologist"

Best of curly
“You see what I mean? I haven’t been able to get an erection since I saw your mother without her makeup!”

Best of Seoulman (R)
I thought everyone in your family was a chubby chaser

Best of Chrees
"Honey, we need to talk about what I cling to when I'm bitter"

Best of The Man
Your approval ratings, something you stepped in, the plight of the working man. I give up, what are you trying to show me and why is your zipper down?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, I see your point, Governor, and it's a perky little one."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Chelsea! I'm open!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"'Scuse me, Chelsea... My eyes are up here."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Very Un-P.C. South Park ORA:
When An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

Best of racerboy
I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and twisted? (But enough about Dennis Kucinich)

Best of racerboy
Let me guess, you've been up all night watching pronos and eating Cheetos, right?

Best of racerboy
You seem to have missed Step 1 - Get a box.

37 comments:

curly said...

“We did the deed and your Mom’s got my vote…Now where in the hell is my free t-shirt?”

curly said...

“What does Obama mean, ‘clinging to guns’? I thought we grabbed all of the guns long ago!”

curly said...

“You see what I mean? I haven’t been able to get an erection since I saw your mother without her makeup!”

curly said...

“I’ve got the bacon if you’ve got the time…”

curly said...

“Ok, I said it! Monica Lewinsky, Monica Lewinsky, Monica Lewinsky! Sue me!”

curly said...

“Look, just meet me in my office in an hour. We can tell everyone that you were ducking sniper fire and needed a place to hide.”

Seoulman (R) said...

I thought everyone in your family was a chubby chaser

Seoulman (R) said...

I don't know what is wrong Barak's family. It is the old white men that are scary.

Seoulman (R) said...

Come on baby, why be pimped out by your mother for nothing when I can make you a Spitzer girl?

Seoulman (R) said...

A lone fan wept silently as she saw that the Village People had replaced the Indian with the old politician.

Seoulman (R) said...

The crowd rose to their feet in excitement as the police officer slowly took out his taser to capture the elderly stalker.

Chrees said...

"Honey, we need to talk about what I cling to when I'm bitter"

shoechick said...

See, I told you mine was bigger than your mom's.

Shayne said...

"Whaaaat? It was just a a quick feel. Don't have such a cow."

Word verification: oczoroka

The Man said...

Your approval ratings, something you stepped in, the plight of the working man. I give up, what are you trying to show me and why is your zipper down?

curly said...

"If you start clinging to my gun, your Mom might get my vote."

Jack Reacher said...

"You say you've been taking the pills for three weeks and still nothing? Well, that won't happen under a Single Payer health care system. Next!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, I see your point, Governor, and it's a perky little one."

Jack Reacher said...

"Chelsea! I'm open!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It's a grower, not a show-er."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"'Scuse me, Chelsea... My eyes are up here."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...But they were able to take some of my DNA, grow another one on the back of a rat, and voila!, I'm a man again!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I would if I could, but you're sort of the anti-Viagra."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Very Un-P.C. South Park ORA:
When An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK, the press is here... You'd better swallow that now."

(ACK!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Super-sized-delegate

Anonymous said...

"No, I can't see it's shadow either, it must mean the campaign will go through the convention"

racerboy said...

I know you have a thing for me, but why is it so small and twisted?

racerboy said...

Hey - it's not gonna suck itself!

racerboy said...

Let me guess, you've been up all night watching pronos and eating Cheetos, right?

Chrees said...

"Thank you Officer Hendricks. Now little missy... remember reading about how your daddy would use state troopers to procure him company for the evening?"

racerboy said...

You seem to have missed Step 1 - Get a box.

Van Helsing said...

"Don't feel bad, Fast Eddie. You should see John Edwards's."

Double the U said...

Look we have video taped it lots of times, how was I suppose to know your mother would find it?

Steve O said...

C'mon! $4,5oo for an hour. Less even.

How bad could it be?

Jonathan said...

Mitzi, looking down in shame, admits that she didn't recognize Ernest Borgnine.

Anonymous said...

This guy behind me isn't really a cop; he's gonna be Obama's "Client #9" nightmare.