Duke of Red
1. "Waffles? I didn't see any waffles."2. "Psssst, Oprah, you got a little 'hope and change' on your ... never mind, you got it. Nice afterglow, by the way."
3. "Bucket of chicken? I didn't see a bucket of chicken."
4. Oprah's usual speaking fee: Still-beating heart of a white girl-child.
5. "Chinese horse penis? I didn't see any Chinese horse penis."
Best of Whacko
Oprah receiving her honorary doctorate at the University of Oprah, Oprah, Ill.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yuck, I hate that... Looks like I clinged to Obama's gun a few seconds too long..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
We Title This Picture: When Pigeons Fly Too Close
Best of Rodney Dill
Oh The Huge Vanity
Best of mklasing
Oprah was so embarassed when she was caught clapping on beats 1 and 3.
21 comments:
Number 1 cause of global food shortage: Oprah just finished breakfast.
Making her "O" face.
Oprah, do your impression of a CNN reporter right after an Obama interview.
Barak Obama is finger-lickin' good
Oprah was seen yesterday at a scheduled photo-op, known in the talk show industry as a whine and cheese party, attempting to sneeze, while secretly grazing on the flowers.
In the celebrity costume party, Oprah wine a gold medal for her Whitney Houston impression.
Hilary Clinton plants secretly added superglue to Oprah's mascara.
Bacon filled Kripy Kreme doughnuts won Oprah a medal at the International Science Expo. Later the medal had to be returned as apparently Oprah ate all of the research.
Oprah receiving her honorary doctorate at the University of Oprah, Oprah, Ill.
"Yeah, all men are created equal but I be more equal than all you honkeys put together."
Oprah Lewinsky
"Yuck, I hate that... Looks like I clinged to Obama's gun a few seconds too long..."
Oprah's very successful "Book-aki of the Month" club.
"Not in the hair! This wig cost $2500!"
We Title This Picture:
When Pigeons Fly Too Close
That ain't gonna leave no stain.
Oh The Huge Vanity
Oprah was so embarassed when she was caught clapping on beats 1 and 3.
"Folks, you won't belive it but I've lost 600 pounds on my new Oprah Diet! Of course I've also gained 640 in the same time period. Pass the fries please."
Watermelon? I didn't see any watermelon.
"Anyone else need their Harley started?"
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