Monday, April 28, 2008

No. 37, Now Serving No. 37

Duke of Red
1. "Waffles? I didn't see any waffles."

2. "Psssst, Oprah, you got a little 'hope and change' on your ... never mind, you got it. Nice afterglow, by the way."

3. "Bucket of chicken? I didn't see a bucket of chicken."

4. Oprah's usual speaking fee: Still-beating heart of a white girl-child.

5. "Chinese horse penis? I didn't see any Chinese horse penis."

Best of Whacko
Oprah receiving her honorary doctorate at the University of Oprah, Oprah, Ill.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yuck, I hate that... Looks like I clinged to Obama's gun a few seconds too long..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We Title This Picture: When Pigeons Fly Too Close

Best of Rodney Dill
Oh The Huge Vanity

Best of mklasing
Oprah was so embarassed when she was caught clapping on beats 1 and 3.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Number 1 cause of global food shortage: Oprah just finished breakfast.

Silhouette said...

Making her "O" face.

Anonymous said...

Oprah, do your impression of a CNN reporter right after an Obama interview.

Seoulman (R) said...

Barak Obama is finger-lickin' good

Seoulman (R) said...

Oprah was seen yesterday at a scheduled photo-op, known in the talk show industry as a whine and cheese party, attempting to sneeze, while secretly grazing on the flowers.

Seoulman (R) said...

In the celebrity costume party, Oprah wine a gold medal for her Whitney Houston impression.

Seoulman (R) said...

Hilary Clinton plants secretly added superglue to Oprah's mascara.

Seoulman (R) said...

Bacon filled Kripy Kreme doughnuts won Oprah a medal at the International Science Expo. Later the medal had to be returned as apparently Oprah ate all of the research.

Whacko said...

Oprah receiving her honorary doctorate at the University of Oprah, Oprah, Ill.

Whacko said...

"Yeah, all men are created equal but I be more equal than all you honkeys put together."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oprah Lewinsky

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yuck, I hate that... Looks like I clinged to Obama's gun a few seconds too long..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oprah's very successful "Book-aki of the Month" club.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Not in the hair! This wig cost $2500!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
When Pigeons Fly Too Close

Rodney Dill said...

That ain't gonna leave no stain.

Rodney Dill said...

Oh The Huge Vanity

mklasing said...

Oprah was so embarassed when she was caught clapping on beats 1 and 3.

Whacko said...

"Folks, you won't belive it but I've lost 600 pounds on my new Oprah Diet! Of course I've also gained 640 in the same time period. Pass the fries please."

shoechick said...

Watermelon? I didn't see any watermelon.

Rodney Dill said...

"Anyone else need their Harley started?"