Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Mom?

Metalgarth
1. The Kids in the Hall have not aged well.

2. "Excuse me! Is there a clinical therapist specializing in men who feel oppressed by masculine roles in the house? We have an emergency!"

3. A Typical White Transvestite crosses the street to avoid a group of young black men.

4. Now that you see what Diane Sawyer looks like when she arrives at the GMA studios, you really appreciate the make-up artist's skill.

5. "Damn, Code Pink said I was 'too pretty.'"

Best of Jack Reacher
Paul Hogan's latest film, "Crocodile Tootsie" was, to say the least, poorly received.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Subby, your prom date's a... Never mind. You two have a wonderful time."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Dude doesn't look like a lady.

Best of Tim
In the year 2000 all men will wear skirts and comfortable pumps.

Best of Adjustah
Daniel Craig would go to great lengths to sneak off the set for a pint.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Star of the Showtime's newest show "Really Desperate Housewives."

Best of Seoulman (R)
After two years as an undercover cop in the city park, Officer Bob Brady discovered someting very interesting about himself....

Best of attmay
What I think about when I think unsexy thoughts.

Best of mklasing
The hidden, but not so surprising, double life of Andy Gibb.

Best of Army of Dad
We can laugh about it now, but that was going to be John Edwards' Secretary of Interior.

Best of Army of Mom
We switched Chrissy's morning vitamins with steroids. Lets see if she notices.

35 comments:

metalgarth said...

Poison's guitarist shortly after taking a gig with the Lilith Fair.

Jack Reacher said...

Paul Hogan's latest film, "Crocodile Dundette" was, to say the least, poorly received.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I believe the necklace is called a "journey pendant"... and what a long, twisted journey this one's had.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Subby, your prom date's a... Never mind. You two have a wonderful time."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sonic Frog: "Yummy!... Why can't this be Thursday?"

Sorry, SF! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Very few people can answer the question "does the skirt chaffe your balls at all?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dude doesn't look like a lady.

Son Of The Godfather said...

By sheer coincidence, I actually did meet her in a bar down in old Soho.

Tim said...

In the year 2000 all men will wear skirts and comfortable pumps.

Son Of The Godfather said...

There are always tears streaming down "Helen's" face... Some just think she's playing some sort of crying game.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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jeff said...

Nick Nolte - the early years.
or
Gary Busey - the even earlier years.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sure, I'd love to 'come up to the lab and see what's on the slab'... So, you say you're from Transylvania?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm sorry, 'Kris'... The position was for a crossing guard... Sorry for the mixup."

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
How SOTG Feels When Discussing "American Idol"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Strong enough for a man, but made for a whoa! Man!

Adjustah said...

Daniel Craig would go to great lengths to sneak off the set for a pint.

Seoulman (R) said...

Star of the Showtime's newest show "Really Desperate Housewives."

Seoulman (R) said...

Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't look.

Seoulman (R) said...

A behind the scenes look at "who are you really talking to when you date online" on the next 20/20

Seoulman (R) said...

Martha Stewart was in court today suing her plastic surgeon, and that was a good thing.

Seoulman (R) said...

After two years as an undercover cop in the city park, Officer Bob Brady discovered someting very interesting about himself....

attmay said...

What I think about when I think unsexy thoughts.

mklasing said...

The hidden, but not so surprising, double life of Andy Gibb.

ThatGayConservative said...

How V manages to "last" longer.

jeff said...

Sadly, Brent didn't notice how stumpy his skirt made him appear.

Not even the Fug Girls will touch this....

Army of Dad said...

Those pumps are made for walking and that's just what they'll do while you pray that they walk away from you!

Army of Dad said...

We can laugh about it now, but that was going to be John Edwards' Secretary of Interior.

Army of Mom said...

With all the steroid attention paid to professional baseball, Chris Evert times her comeback.

They'll never notice.

Army of Mom said...

We switched Chrissy's morning vitamins with steroids. Lets see if she notices.

Anonymous said...

The years at CBS News have taken their toll on spunky Katie Couric.
She used to be perky.

Jay Guevara said...

The cross between a woman and a Corgi was a mixed success.

Chrees said...

Some of Cotton Hill's offspring shared his trait of feet attached to the shins.

prince of leaves said...

"Tell me honestly, does this skirt make my calves look short?"

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Oddly enough, Charlie Sheen's alien romantic interest in "Arrival II: The Second Coming" had a lot in common with his real-life hookups.