Monday, April 14, 2008
Let the Blazing Saddles References Begin
1. "Howdy, ma'am. Understand you been havin' troubles with bitter, unemployed religious nuts who own guns. Reckon, I'll get right on that right after I fetch myself a latte from the saloon."
2. "Well, I'm off to Garth Brooks's fundraiser. You don't wanna know what I wore to Elton John's fundraiser."
3. "Yuh say Miz Hillary cheated you out of a $1,000 worth o' cattle, then sold 'em for $100,000? Gee, that's too bad."
4. "Spaghetti Western? No, more of a Whole Foods imported organic vermicelloni western."
5. "What do you mean I'm supposed to wear pants under the butt-less leather chaps?"
Best of Double the U
Am I wearing this hat correctly you dumb hick?
Best of curly
“I’m wearing this hat because my friends from the Weather Underground predict a chance of rain.”
Best of Shayne
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
Best of Mr. Right
"Hey, where the white women at?"
"Sorry, Barry, they're all over at the Hillary Clinton rally in Lancaster County today."
Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo like Condi
Best of schmedlap
I think he's saying "the new Sheriff is near..."
Best of GregMan
"Where the typical white people at?"
Best of Seoulman (R)
All of the town's grandmothers quaked in fear as the strange black man rode into town.
Best of shoechick
Howdy partners, can any of you nice fellers tell me where I can find that white woman from Oklahoma? I have a stimulus package to deliver to her.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Please baby, seven is my limit on schnitzengruber"