Monday, April 14, 2008

Let the Blazing Saddles References Begin

OK, Maybe it was Metalgarth

1. "Howdy, ma'am. Understand you been havin' troubles with bitter, unemployed religious nuts who own guns. Reckon, I'll get right on that right after I fetch myself a latte from the saloon."

2. "Well, I'm off to Garth Brooks's fundraiser. You don't wanna know what I wore to Elton John's fundraiser."

3. "Yuh say Miz Hillary cheated you out of a $1,000 worth o' cattle, then sold 'em for $100,000? Gee, that's too bad."

4. "Spaghetti Western? No, more of a Whole Foods imported organic vermicelloni western."

5. "What do you mean I'm supposed to wear pants under the butt-less leather chaps?"

Best of Double the U
Am I wearing this hat correctly you dumb hick?

Best of curly
“I’m wearing this hat because my friends from the Weather Underground predict a chance of rain.”

Best of Shayne
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Best of Mr. Right
"Hey, where the white women at?"
"Sorry, Barry, they're all over at the Hillary Clinton rally in Lancaster County today."

Best of Rodney Dill
Mongo like Condi

Best of schmedlap
I think he's saying "the new Sheriff is near..."

Best of GregMan
"Where the typical white people at?"

Best of Seoulman (R)
All of the town's grandmothers quaked in fear as the strange black man rode into town.

Best of shoechick
Howdy partners, can any of you nice fellers tell me where I can find that white woman from Oklahoma? I have a stimulus package to deliver to her.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Please baby, seven is my limit on schnitzengruber"

61 comments:

mklasing said...

Thought bubble: "I can't wait until I'm in the White House--then I'll never again have to pander to these uneducated white trash hicks."

mklasing said...

"Have you gone bizerk? Can't you see this man is a Ni?"

metalgarth said...

"Dallas" will be the next vintage TV show to reimagined as being darker than the original.

Double the U said...

Am I wearing this hat correctly you dumb hick?

Rodney Dill said...

I learned everything I know 'bout politics from Cleavon Little.

Rodney Dill said...

Pardon me while I whip this out.

curly said...

Where will you be when the collective political conscience of the entire nation’s laxative kicks in?

curly said...

He may look like a Brokeback cowboy, but deep inside he’s just a Klingon.

curly said...

“Does this hat make my metro-sexual, hate whitey, gun grabbing, fear mongering, latte sipping, marxist leaning, half black half white, madrassa educated ass look big?”

curly said...

“I’m wearing this hat because my friends from the Weather Underground predict a chance of rain.”

curly said...

“Since Heath Ledger died, I’m auditioning for the sequel to Brokeback Mountain. How does this sound: ‘I wish I could bitter you’?”

Army of Mom said...

Bubba's laughing because he's got it on backwards.

Shayne said...

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

Mr. Right said...

"Hey, where the white women at?"

"Sorry, Barry, they're all over at the Hillary Clinton rally in Lancaster County today."

Rodney Dill said...

Mongo like Condi

Chrees said...

♫ Do not forsake me oh my rednecks ♫

schmedlap said...

I think he's saying "the new Sheriff is near..."

duke of red said...

♫ Yippie Ki Yi YAYYYY,
Get along, little negros ♫

(Thanks V, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't me that emailed that pic to you. If you double check, and it was me, then Gawd, I'm losing it....)

bad dude said...

Look for the sequel everyone is talking about, "Brokebank Mountain" In this romance, a "new kind of politician" finds he cannot stave off his unnatural affections for the growth of federal government despite the damage to fiscal stability he knows will certainly result.

bad dude said...

Another western remake? "Seven Brides for Barak Obama?"

GregMan said...

"Where the typical white people at?"

GregMan said...

"Where Madeline Kahn at?"

GregMan said...

"Wearing this stupid hat beats embarassing myself bowling, anyway."

curly said...

At least the real Marlborough Man came with a warning label.

Dickey Swollenz said...

I CAN PLAYZ KOWBOYZ N INNIANZ

ac1 said...

They say this guy is supposed to be
brilliant?

1. "Where the White Women Voters at?"

2. Mr. Obama then followed through with his announcement and did indeed "whip this out" to great applause from the San Franciscan's in the audience.

dj said...

“Well, G-d D-amn the crackers!” To commemorate April 15, Obama gives a subtle hat tip to the greedy white devils whose taxes will foot the bill for the non-whites who hate them.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

>>>

You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your fuckin' ass whenever I feel like it!

And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there's a new sheriff in town. And his name is B'Rock Obama. So y’all be cool. Right on.

Seoulman (R) said...

Despite the lack of a moustache Senator Obama (D) won the Snidely Whiplash look-alike contest.

While bloggers worldwide suspect fraud Dan Rather stands by the results

Seoulman (R) said...

Excuse me, Senator Obama.I know it is your movie, but aren't you supposed to Un-tie Hillary from the train tracks?

Seoulman (R) said...

The townfolk breathed a sigh of relief as they watched the snake oil salesman ride off into the sunset where he was later ambushed.

Seoulman (R) said...

Barak the Kid had difficulty in yesterday's rodeo. He was unable to get on the horse for the barrel race or hit any of the targets in the rifle competition.

His wife Michelle later commented, that the rodeo wasn't the only place where BtK had trouble mounting and shooting.

Seoulman (R) said...

All of the town's grandmothers quaked in fear as the strange black man rode into town.

curly said...

Dr. Hardcrab: Please avoid using the n-word...Thanks, bro!

Passionate Conservative said...

Reverend Wright, I wish I could quit you.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well Curly didya crush Hillary's hopes of ever being President today?"
"Day ain't over yet."

Shayne said...

"Is it twoo what they say about Magical Negwoes?"

"Oh, it's twoo, it's twoo!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, it was either this or a tank helmet. Dukakis said to go with this."

Army of Mom said...

I'm too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?

Come on ... someone else knows the Right Said Fred song, too. Admit it.

Army of Mom said...

I have this outfit, too, complete with assless chaps.

And, SOTG and Subby, no, I won't be modeling it on the blog any time soon.

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Look, its a dick in a hat.

Sort of like a dick in a box.

Army of Mom said...

10-gallon hat
pea-sized brain

Chrees said...

What O-man share with the cowboy outlook: it's your own damn fault you don't understand me.

Chrees said...

"Howdy pardner. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

(*snickers* "Damn, I love how they buy that every time")

Anonymous said...

The definitive illustration of "All hat, no cattle."

Anonymous said...

Early morning ephinany: now I finally understand the term "asshat".

shoechick said...

Howdy partners, can any of you nice fellers tell me where I can find that white woman from Oklahoma? I have a stimulus package to deliver to her.

Double the U said...

Citizen: "but sir, the good guys wear white"
Obama: "I know"

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, cattle rustling's bad, but the real crime is how much Whole Foods is charging for arugula."

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I'm
Clinging to religion ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Please baby, seven is my limit on schnitzengruber"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The identity of the last Cylon was a surprise to no one.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Shane! Go away!"

curly said...

All hat and no cattle futures.

Shayne said...

"Please baby, seven is my limit on schnitzengruber"

SOTG, I now have to clean my keyboard!

Anonymous said...

Tell me, is it twue vat dey zay about your peepul?

curly said...

"Thanks for paying so much in taxes this year, Curly! My Democratic friends in the Senate and I will be laughing at your dumb white ass while we spend it. Oh -- and by the way -- your caps suck, too!"

Steve O said...

As you can see by my fedora, I am no elitist.

curly said...

Nappy headed hoedown.

Dr. Hardcrab said...

I know this was from weeks ago but I just saw your comment (Curly) and if you look at my post, it was a (word-for-word) quote from Eddie Murphy's character (all except the b'rack obama part) in "48 Hours"....