Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I CAN HAS MARTERDUM?



1. JIHAD KITTEH IZ IN UR JIHAD. IMMOLATIN UR INFIDELS.

2. By the time the terrorists realized that Toonces was a bad choice to drive the car bomb, it was too late for them.

3. CEILING CAT AKBAR!

4. "Honey, I don't think Toonces is going for the store-brand cat food."

5. The head of the TSA immediately made it illegal to bring a cat carrier onto any scheduled commercial flight, and also that all passengers must be subjected to an intrusive body cavity search, "Because flying still isn't miserable enough yet."

Best of Silhouette
Yassir Aracat.

Best of Dwight Wannabe
Effin' Persians.

Best of Dwight Wannabe
Mahbuttah bin Lickin

Best of Dwight
Griz arrived in Paradise to find all the promises of the Meowlahs were spot on:

72 lonely fat chicks with long, scritchy fingernails were awaiting him...

...as were his balls.

Best of GOP & College
U IZ INFIDEL! K THNX BOOM!

Best of Seoulman (R)
Tom thought Jerry needed to pay for the whole pie-in-the-face incident.

Best of Robert
Love to blast them dhimmis
Dhimmis what i love to beat
Blow they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

(with apologies to B. Kliban)

Best of Submariner
Toonces thought bubble; "Flip the switch this time and I wake up to a 576 virgin kitteh harem! And to think if it wasn't for that one nap in the driveway, it could have been 648..."

Best of jeff
I CAN HAZ WHITE GRAPES?

Best of Rodney Dill
102nd use for a dead cat -- Spackle your ceiling.

32 comments:

The Man said...

That's an explosive pussy

The Man said...

"honey have you seen the dog? And why does it smell like burnt hair in the den?"

Chrees said...

"I get 72 what if I do this?"

Little did Toonces realize that neutering carries over to the next life...

Silhouettte said...

Jihad Cat glad he no longer in the desert.

He got sandy claws.

Silhouette said...

Yassir Aracat.

Silhouette said...

Hamas TV remakes Tom and Jerry.

Dwight Wannabe said...

Effin' Persians.

Dwight Wannabe said...

And yet TSA chose to cavity search the parakeet in the transport carrier behind
Qu'at.

Dwight said...

Ah crap. My Feedreader window cut off VtheK's last cap. Sorry.

Dwight Wannabe said...

Mahbuttah bin Lickin

Dwight said...

Griz arrived in Paradise to find all the promises of the Meowlahs were spot on:

72 lonely fat chicks with long, scritchy fingernails were awaiting him...

...as were his balls.

Dwight said...

DAMMIT CHREES!

Sorry. I swear I'm frickin' blind today. Jesus hates a caption poacher and so do I.

Targetpractice said...

I CAN HAZ 72 VIRGINS?

GOP & College said...

1) U IZ INFIDEL! K THNX BOOM!

2)Al Queda gets desperate with their recruits.

Seoulman (R) said...

Unfortunately due to the 9 lives clause, Mittens has to do this 8 more times to get to heaven.

Seoulman (R) said...

Tom thought Jerry needed to pay for the whole pie-in-the-face incident.

Seoulman (R) said...

Uh-oh, looks like the dog burried the Koran in the kitty litter again

Seoulman (R) said...

(Thank you Friends)

Crazy cat, crazy cat
What are they teaching you
Crazy cat, crazy cat
It's not your fault

Seoulman (R) said...

PETA members refused to condemn the latest terrorist actions saying it was proof that the Hezbullah cared what about the animal's faith.

Jack Reacher said...

MOHMED SEZ DOGZ UNCLEEN. I IZ MUZLEM NOW.

Robert said...

Love to blast them dhimmis
Dhimmis what i love to beat
Blow they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

(with apologies to B. Kliban)

ochagirl said...

Allahu Catbar!!!!

Army of Dad said...

Careful, if that thing goes off there will be pussy j**** all over the place.

Submariner said...

Silhouette said...
Yassir Aracat.



Subby bows...

Submariner said...

Toonces thought bubble; "Flip the switch this time and I wake up to a 576 virgin kitteh harem! And to think if it wasn't for that one nap in the driveway, it could have been 648..."

Submariner said...

And to repost my original header:

How to spot a persian...

Submariner said...

Thought bubble: "The wife went out with TC? Allah! Now I have to honor-kill the whole d@mn litter..."

Submariner said...

I'll show that Tabby, I'm gettin' myself a filly...

Submariner said...

Allah will forgive me for the Siamese...
Allah will forgive me for the Siamese...
Allah WILL forgive me for the Siamese...

jeff said...

I CAN HAZ WHITE GRAPES?

Rodney Dill said...

KAT-BOOOOOOM!

Rodney Dill said...

102nd use for a dead cat -- Spackle your ceiling.