Scene from a Chinese penis restaurant
courtesy of Ace
courtesy of Ace
Best of Submariner
Well, yes, it would normally be a horse c*ck, but since I'm on a diet...
Best of Army of Dad
Not what most people thought they would get when googling "asian swallows dripping cock"
Best of Double the U
We secretly replaced the penis Kim usual puts in her mouth with new Foldger's penis, lets see if she notices the difference.
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After five years of HillaryCare, Americans increasingly turn to advice from DIY cable channels, performing their own uvulectomies and other surgeries at home.
Best of Van Helsing
"Wait!" Screamed Dennis Kucinich. "I think that's mine! I've been looking for it everywhere!"
Best of mega
Ling was desperately waiting for the global rice shortage to end, so she could get back to her normal diet.
Best of Seoulman (R)
From Soup to Nuts: A Cookbook for the Impotent Asian.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Stargate SG-1: Goa'uld Pr0n
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"OK, Suki... More tongue, less teeth, and could you look a little more g*d-damned interested?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Actually I wanted a little happiness
25 comments:
Dim Sum only ate the "choice" bits of the collie...
Well, yes, it would normally be a horse c*ck, but since I'm on a diet...
Uhhhh, why do you keep muttering "That'll teach Bill to sabotage my campaign..." and then cackling, Mistress Hillary?
"Yeah, OK, I'll do it, but just for the record, they told me this was going to be a photo shoot for eating chocolate cake."
Pablo knew his Brazilian fart fetish clips store no longer had shock value, so he pressed on, seeking out more extreme fetishes to entice increasingly jaded porn consumers.
Not what most people thought they would get when googling "asian swallows dripping cock"
Ling knew of what her husband liked to do to Coca-Cola, thinking it to be a joke. She was mortified, but not surprised.
We secretly replaced the penis Kim usual puts in her mouth with new Foldger's penis, lets see if she notices the difference.
After five years of HillaryCare, Americans increasingly turn to advice from DIY cable channels, performing their own uvulectomies and other surgeries at home.
"Wait!" Screamed Dennis Kucinich. "I think that's mine! I've been looking for it everywhere!"
Ling was desperately waiting for the global rice shortage to end, so she could get back to her normal diet.
Tastes like chicken.
Genie! I asked for a 12 inch pianist!
One order of fried rice and wang ton soup to go
From Soup to Nuts: A Cookbook for the Impotent Asian.
While rumors surfaced that John Edwards was seen at the restaurant, it was unsure whether he was dinner or guest.
The waiter commented with a blush "Masticate or masturbate, it's really up to you"
It cums as a soup too: Cream of Sumyunguy.
In Wrath of Khan, I think those things entered through the ear.
Stargate SG-1: Goa'uld Pr0n
Chinese penile implant
"OK, Suki... More tongue, less teeth, and could you look a little more g*d-damned interested?"
Actually I wanted a little happiness
Obviously, a young "waffle-eating" Obama fan.
Who gets the "happy ending" in this scenario?
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