Sunday, April 27, 2008

I Ate What?

Scene from a Chinese penis restaurant
courtesy of Ace



Best of Submariner
Well, yes, it would normally be a horse c*ck, but since I'm on a diet...

Best of Army of Dad
Not what most people thought they would get when googling "asian swallows dripping cock"

Best of Double the U
We secretly replaced the penis Kim usual puts in her mouth with new Foldger's penis, lets see if she notices the difference.

Best of prince of leaves
After five years of HillaryCare, Americans increasingly turn to advice from DIY cable channels, performing their own uvulectomies and other surgeries at home.

Best of Van Helsing
"Wait!" Screamed Dennis Kucinich. "I think that's mine! I've been looking for it everywhere!"

Best of mega
Ling was desperately waiting for the global rice shortage to end, so she could get back to her normal diet.

Best of Seoulman (R)
From Soup to Nuts: A Cookbook for the Impotent Asian.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Stargate SG-1: Goa'uld Pr0n

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"OK, Suki... More tongue, less teeth, and could you look a little more g*d-damned interested?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Actually I wanted a little happiness

25 comments:

Submariner said...

Dim Sum only ate the "choice" bits of the collie...

Submariner said...

Well, yes, it would normally be a horse c*ck, but since I'm on a diet...

Submariner said...

Uhhhh, why do you keep muttering "That'll teach Bill to sabotage my campaign..." and then cackling, Mistress Hillary?

mega said...

"Yeah, OK, I'll do it, but just for the record, they told me this was going to be a photo shoot for eating chocolate cake."

mega said...

Pablo knew his Brazilian fart fetish clips store no longer had shock value, so he pressed on, seeking out more extreme fetishes to entice increasingly jaded porn consumers.

Army of Dad said...

Not what most people thought they would get when googling "asian swallows dripping cock"

attmay said...

Ling knew of what her husband liked to do to Coca-Cola, thinking it to be a joke. She was mortified, but not surprised.

Double the U said...

We secretly replaced the penis Kim usual puts in her mouth with new Foldger's penis, lets see if she notices the difference.

prince of leaves said...

After five years of HillaryCare, Americans increasingly turn to advice from DIY cable channels, performing their own uvulectomies and other surgeries at home.

Van Helsing said...

"Wait!" Screamed Dennis Kucinich. "I think that's mine! I've been looking for it everywhere!"

mega said...

Ling was desperately waiting for the global rice shortage to end, so she could get back to her normal diet.

mega said...

Tastes like chicken.

Anonymous said...

Genie! I asked for a 12 inch pianist!

Seoulman (R) said...

One order of fried rice and wang ton soup to go

Seoulman (R) said...

From Soup to Nuts: A Cookbook for the Impotent Asian.

Seoulman (R) said...

While rumors surfaced that John Edwards was seen at the restaurant, it was unsure whether he was dinner or guest.

Seoulman (R) said...

The waiter commented with a blush "Masticate or masturbate, it's really up to you"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It cums as a soup too: Cream of Sumyunguy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In Wrath of Khan, I think those things entered through the ear.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stargate SG-1: Goa'uld Pr0n

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chinese penile implant

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK, Suki... More tongue, less teeth, and could you look a little more g*d-damned interested?"

Rodney Dill said...

Actually I wanted a little happiness

Shayne said...

Obviously, a young "waffle-eating" Obama fan.

shoechick said...

Who gets the "happy ending" in this scenario?