Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Horrible Gigantic Pantsuit Tuesday


1. Wonder Woman really let herself go, but she kept the magic bracelets.

2. "Those hips. That emasculating glare," Hillary whispered. "I must have her!"

3. Hillary thought Reverend Wright had finished off Obama for good, but then word leaked out of the radical views of the leader of the Sapphic Poetry Circle she had been attending for 20 years.

4. "I'M IN UR PARLAMUNT. MAKIN UR DUM LAWS" - LOLEastGermanShotPutters

5. "Are you suggesting I feel oppressed by traditional gender roles?"

Best of Double the U
No, no.. I am the valet, we had a little accident when parking one of your cars.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Little Red Riding Hood grew into a bitter lonely cat owning government worker.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Electra Woman stood trial for eating Dyna Girl.

Best of The Man
The chairperson will acknowledge you Mr. Sullivan only if your question is not about who does my hair.

Best of Chrees
"For those of you who don't feel guilty about anything yet, we will be holding anti-racist training, white privilege seminars, and classes on how to deal with the male rape culture."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The Chair recognizes the representative from Amazonia..."

Best of Army of Mom
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? Hopefully NOT in white pants.

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "Who said that? WHO THE @#$%^ SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little twinkletoes c@@ks@@@er that just signed his own death warrant?"

Best of divine miss m
Two small breasts, two big thighs...just add a left wing, and it's the Hillary bucket special at KFC.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Gee, thanks, guys; you all chipped in and bought me a copy of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman for my birthday! What a bunch of pals!"

29 comments:

Double the U said...

No, no.. I am the valet, we had a little accident when parking one of your cars.

Rodney Dill said...

"I just crapped my pants"

Seoulman (R) said...

Little Red Riding Hood grew into a bitter lonely cat owning government worker.

Seoulman (R) said...

Electra Woman stood trial for eating Dyna Girl.

Seoulman (R) said...

Ms. Williams spoke out against London Riding School for denying her permission to ride the shetland pony.

Seoulman (R) said...

I am woman hear me roar...
and stomp, and groan, and shriek and...

Seoulman (R) said...

Sally Jessy Raphael was called to testify what would be known as the trial of the century... the "I took my daughter to work and pimped her out so she could get grabbed by lesbians day" case.

The Man said...

The chairperson will acknowledge you Mr. Sullivan only if your question is not about who does my hair.

Chrees said...

"For those of you who don't feel guilty about anything yet, we will be holding anti-racist training, white privilege seminars, and classes on how to deal with the male rape culture."

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
Sometimes, When You Think You Can Still Fit Into Your Clothes From College, You Can't

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So I escaped from Hillary's dungeon, but was unable to ditch the shackles..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Is there anyone here willing to check my prostate?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"The Chair recognizes the representative from Amazonia..."

Chrees said...

SOG, your first comment reminds me of a saying from my father: "Sometimes stretch pants don't have a choice."

Army of Mom said...

Whistle while you work!

Army of Mom said...

look, you can see the waistband of her trousers up above where her boobs should be. Talk about a wedgie!

Army of Mom said...

Clint and Stacy walked in and immediately passed out. They knew the task ahead of them was their biggest task yet.

Army of Mom said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Hopefully NOT in white pants.

Van Helsing said...

He struggled mightily to pretend to be sleeping, even while knowing that sooner or later she would stop talking and sit down on the thumbtack…

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Who said that? WHO THE @#$%^ SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little twinkletoes c@@ks@@@er that just signed his own death warrant?"

divine miss m said...

Two small breasts, two big thighs...just add a left wing, and it's the Hillary bucket special at KFC.

andthenblammo! said...

"Und vould ze Dutch smarty-pants zat keeps zaying 'I vant to put mein finger in ze big dike!' bring his ass up here? I'm in ze mood for givink him a schtomping!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Gee, thanks, guys; you all chipped in and bought me a copy of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman for my birthday! What a bunch of pals!"

divine miss m said...

Would you like another schnitzengruben?

andthenblammo! said...

♫"History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men."♫

♫"Godzilla"!♫

prince of leaves said...

Man's thought bubble: "Ach, here vee go again vit zee 'Look vat zee East German Olympic team did to me!' pity spiel..."

prince of leaves said...

"Erich Honecker! Give me back my testicles!!!"

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I had this outfit in 1983.

Anonymous said...

Meryl Streep has really let herself go.