1. ENNUI. UR DOING IT WRONG.
2. To add interest to Cleveland Indian Games, a hot naked chick now breast-farts the national anthem.
3. "Hey! What's that fat little kid doing in my T-shirt?"
4. "Eat your heart out, Angela Merkel."
5. Q. How is this Thursday babe like a reporter assigned to the Clinton-Obama debate? A. They're both covering a couple of boobs.
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I CAN MAAK CAPCHUN THIS UNSAFE 4 WURK
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“Here's the church, and here's the steeple. Open the door and see my nipple!” Penthouse has the best nursery rhymes.
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"It's a little chilly in here... Can someone please bring me some bacon?"
Best of Submariner
Don't you just HATE when they don't serve the snacks right away at parties?