Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hilldog Unleashes Air Biscuit



1. "Now, *that* my dear, is a queef!"

2. "Ya like that? Wait 'til Chavez gets a whiff of *my* sulfur!"

3. Much like Saddam Hussein, Hillary uses gas warfare on her own subjects.

4. "Oh, stop crying you dough-faced skank. You knew it was just a one-night stand."

5. "Thanks for the donation, Primat. You can be assured once I am president, the human race will surrender to Remulak with little resistance."

Best of Rodney Dill
DRUDGEBREAKING: Drama Queen, Hillary Clinton's 'Tear Coach' has been identified. Developing

Best of shoechick
I CAN HAZ UR PANTIES?

Best of Double the U
"...It is my manifesto... or should I say womynifesto"

Best of Seoulman (R)
After hearing Hillary Clinton (D*mn) speak, her last paid plant at the rally handed in her resignation in order to work for B. Hussain Obama (Dumb)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Please, Hillary! I'm loyal!... Stop your scan, you're hurting me! The Corps is mother! The Corps is father!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Beth's once-in-a-lifetime meeting with a presidential candidate... ruined by a single snot bubble.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sometimes... When I get nervous... I put my hands under my armpits, then smell them like this..."

Best of Chrees
"I may be a Senator, but I can't get you custody of the kids back from KFed until you clean up your act."

Best of ochagirl
"I've done all you've asked of me, Mrs. Clinton. Please release my chihuahuas", sobbed the girl in the beanie.

21 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"You mean you'll do away with the White House humidor?"

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Drama Queen, Hillary Clinton's 'Tear Coach' has been identified. Developing

shoechick said...

I CAN HAZ UR PANTIES?

Double the U said...

"...It is my manifesto... or should I say womynifesto"

Seoulman (R) said...

"When I saw her," Sappho Abzug remarked, "I didn't know what to do - laugh, cry, or eat her."

Seoulman (R) said...

It was kind of funny, her breath smelled like Alpo

Seoulman (R) said...

While the ski hat covered the aluminum foil, security knew she was a moonbat when she handed Hillary Clinton (D) a message written in invisible ink

Seoulman (R) said...

touching moment between the Anti-Smurf and the Anti-Christ

Seoulman (R) said...

After hearing Hillary Clinton (D*mn) speak, her last paid plant at the rally handed in her resignation in order to work for B. Hussain Obama (Dumb)

Anonymous said...

Prough91 mysteriously shows up at a Hillary 2008 Rally.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Please, Hillary! I'm loyal!... Stop your scan, you're hurting me!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Beth's once-in-a-lifetime meeting with a presidential candidate... ruined by a single snot bubble.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sometimes... When I get nervous... I put my hands under my armpits, then smell them like this..."

curly said...

“No one told me that this was going to be a CodeStink rally!”

curly said...

“I’m sorry young lady. We don’t accept intern applications that are filled out in crayon.”

curly said...

Hill immediately recognized Dennis Kucinich in drag by the whiney voice and the tears.

mklasing said...

"dough-faced skank"

I cannot stop laughing at that long enough to come up with a caption.

Chrees said...

"I may be a Senator, but I can't get you custody of the kids back from KFed until you clean up your act."

curly said...

“Sheryl Crow will only give me one square of toilet paper! If you let me borrow your speech, I promise that my changes will fit in perfectly with the your talking points.”

ochagirl said...

"I've done all you've asked of me, Mrs. Clinton. Please release my chihuahuas", sobbed the girl in the beanie.

Hillary resorts to her usual tactics.

Army of Mom said...

Good one, V. *dough-faced skank*

Still laughing at that one.