Monday, April 21, 2008

Hey! Remember this guy?


1. John Edwards was happy to sign an autograph for the Obama supporter.

2. Emperor Palpatine looked great after he started using Edwards's stylist and make-up people.

3. "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."

4. "A class-action lawsuit against Big Ammonium Nitrate for the deaths of hundreds of Arab youths? I'm so there!"

5. "So, that's fourteen tubes of 'Sassy, Classy, Bouncin' and Behavin' Post-Conditioner' and two cases of 'Soft as Daisy Kisses' hand lotion. Oh, and see if Elizabeth wants anything, too."

Wicked Best of Seoulman (R)
A little known Sharia rule states that a woman may talk with John Edwards without a chaperone with no threat of stoning.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry Hillary, I'm still backing Obama so please stop sneaking in to see me."

Best of Double the U
Yes Dark Lord I will do as you... wait you are not Darth Vadar!

Best of Seoulman (R)
Really you too?! I used to be a Breck Girl until my husband threatened to stone me.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Would you like to buy a box of Jihad Scout cookies and send a bomber to heaven?

Best of shoechick
See, right here are the instructions: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh.. you got anything without lamb?"

Best of Submariner
Why is the Silky Pony campaigning in Dearborn again?

Best of metalgarth
Lenny thought it was just Apu's wife until... (KA-BOOM!)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Asha, on seven across... what's a three-letter word beginning with 'f' that means 'prissy and flamboyant'?"

Best of curly
“I appreciate your moslem garb -- I wish all women had the decency to cover their disgusting feminine features.”

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, I'll sign your petition Mr. Edwards, here can you hold my detonator."

Rodney Dill said...

"Sorry Hillary, I'm still backing Obama so please stop sneaking in to see me."

Double the U said...

Yes Dark Lord I will do as you... wait you are not Darth Vadar!

Seoulman (R) said...

Really you too?! I used to be a Breck Girl until my husband threatened to stone me.

Seoulman (R) said...

You know, ever since I voted for you I haven't been able to show my face

Seoulman (R) said...

unmarked package for John Edwards, please sign here.

Seoulman (R) said...

An unknown Sharia rule states that a woman may talk with John Edwards without a chaperone with no threat of stoning.

Seoulman (R) said...

Would you like to buy a box of Jihad Scout cookies and send a bomber to heaven?

shoechick said...

See, right here are the instructions: Lather, rinse, repeat.

curly said...

“That’s the problem! You set the fuse timer wrong!”

Chrees said...

By golly you're right...there are now three Americas!

curly said...

G*d D@mn Amerikkka? Sure, I’ll sign it!

curly said...

“You must be one of those roosting chickens that I have heard so much about.”

Rodney Dill said...

"uh... you got anything without lamb?"

Submariner said...

That's about all my friends. Why did Pres. Imadumbjihadi want to know who they were again?

Submariner said...

Why is the Silky Pony campaigning in Dearborn again?

metalgarth said...

Lenny thought it was just Apu's wife until... (KA-BOOM!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Asha, on seven across... what's a three-letter word beginning with 'f' that means 'prissy and flamboyant'?"

curly said...

“I appreciate your moslem garb -- I wish all women had the decency to cover their disgusting feminine features.”

Anonymous said...

“Your hair is dank, listless and greasy after wearing a hot burka all day, and your husband beats you like a rented mule because of it? What am I, a f’ing miracle worker?”

curly said...

“When did the Ku Klux Klan start wearing black robes?”

curly said...

Let me wordsmith this a bit for you. The “Behead those who insult Islam” part might be a bit strong for the bitter crackers out there.

mklasing said...

Okay, now let me get this straight, 72 virgins? And all I have to do is put on a vest like the one pictured here and push the little red button. Okay, but will it mess up my hair?

Submariner said...

72 virgins, you say? Do I get to pick which sex?

Submariner said...

ORA


Why do they call you "Katey Ka-Boom?"

Double the U said...

"Oh what is this, a guide to women under the Koran? I need to cover up? No, you don't understand, I really am a man."

prince of leaves said...

"So, you say this 'proves' that Barack Obama is the Kwisatz Haderach?"

Army of Mom said...

Help. My husband beats me and I can't go anywhere alone. What? Where do you want me to autograph this note? Let's ask your husband to come point it out to me.