Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hey, Look... Merkelboobs!


1. "They aren't boobs. My conjoined twin is mooning you."

2. "... And then when globalization and outsourcing became all the rage, Germany naturally allied itself with Iran and Hamas to finish up some projects that we started but never quite, um, completed."

3. "What do you mean I look like a French whore? Do I look French to you?"

4. "Because my Oklahoma T-shirt is in the laundry, that's why."

5. "So, is that a tan line, or do you have some kind of 'Borg Queen' thing going on?"

Best of Van Helsing
"I seem to have dropped an hors d'oeuvre. Would you mind rolling up your sleeve?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Merkie's perkies.

Best of curly
“While Hitler represented the Third Reich, I represent the Fourth Rack.”

Best of curly
“My mistake, Madam Merkel; I thought you were Elton John.”

Best of Seoulman (R)
Do you have a kleenex? I just sneezed in my hand.

Best of Chrees
"Dear, your breasts are threatening to take over Switzerland."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Ever since Dubya rubbed my shoulders, I've felt so...perky."

Best of divine miss m
Standard Cap #62: Leave it to Cleavage.

Best of prince of leaves
"If you zink my brusts are beeg now, you should'ave zeen my adam's apple before I joined zee East German svim team."

27 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"I seem to have dropped an hors d'oeuvre. Would you mind rolling up your sleeve?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Merkie's perkies.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sure, she's an older broad, but I'd motorboat that in a heartbeat.

Son Of The Godfather said...

WHen, I wonder, did it start to be wrong in our society to notice a lady's pearl necklace? I blame 70's porn.

curly said...

“While Hitler represented the Third Reich, I represent the Fourth Rack.”

curly said...

“My mistake, Madam Merkel; I thought you were Elton John.”

curly said...

“In the new Hogan’s Heroes, Colonel Klink becomes Colonel Clinging, Sergeant Carter is meeting with Hamas, General Burkhalter wears a burka, Stalag 13 is small town Pennsylvania, and the ‘know nothing’ Obama plays Sergeant Schultz.”

curly said...

“We don’t just have breasts in German, we have uberbreasts.”

Seoulman (R) said...

Thanks to gene splicing you can have the face of Hillary Clinton and the body of Dolly Parton

Seoulman (R) said...

The trains got there on time, only I couldn't fit in the car

Seoulman (R) said...

Man thought bubble:
Man she is looking at me with that come-hither look of Janet Reno. Will this be love or a boiled bunny in a pot?

Seoulman (R) said...

Frank shuttered with an ill feeling of dread knowing that inches away from her alabaster heaving bosom was braided pit fur long enough to choke a cat.

Seoulman (R) said...

Do you have a kleenex? I just sneezed in my hand.

skinbad said...

My dear young man, you may go as fast as you want on the "autobahn."

Chrees said...

"Dear, your breasts are threatening to take over Switzerland."

Shayne said...

"Iz's too bad your country is landlocked. Zees babies are a vonderbar floatation device."

Shayne said...

"Why yes, my back is killing me. How did you know?"

Silhouette said...

One mistimed sneeze and we're gonna see Bonn and East Berlin, the captials of West and East Germany.

curly said...

"So you want to slide your 'Berlin Wall' back and forth between my 'East Germany' and 'West Germany'?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Ever since Dubya rubbed my shoulders, I've felt so...perky."

Jack Reacher said...

In a sign of the coming inflationary pressures on the Euro, a man whose attention was once captured with ordinary boobies now requires super boobies.

divine miss m said...

Standard Cap #62:

Leave it to Cleavage.

Double the U said...

So you want to have some private peace talks?

Steve O said...

They're wearing them like that these days.

jeff said...

"Carla who? Nicolas should have asked me first."

prince of leaves said...

"If you zink my brusts are beeg now, you should'ave zeen my adam's apple before I joined zee East German svim team."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "If you say Josef Buehler, you lose a testicle."

"Oh, you know him?"

"{crrrrrrack}"