1. Even the FLDS Polygamy Cult was not immune from Goth Culture.
2. "My parents are just damn lucky the Feds confiscated my Hello Kitty assault rifle," thought the little girl.
3. "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!... Damn!... Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!... Damn!..."
4. "For Satan's sake, mom, we're never going to get to the Black Mass if you keep stopping over every subway grate. Mom? Mom?"
5. Cthulu holds his annual Cotillion.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I think the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine should tail these folks for awhile.
Best of Whacko
Brother Nathan and two of his older wives out for a stroll.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
At night, busy, unlit intersections and Darwinism takes care of most of these freaks.
Best of Jonathan
Dick Cheney's oil demons, circa 1650.
Best of Van Helsing
Gloomy people do well to remember: The family that weeps together, keeps together. Or is it, The family that walks around in a daze together, stays together? Or maybe: The family that acts weird together, adheres together…
Best of Double the U
I am so embarrassed by my mother... she is smiling again isn't she?
Best of Seoulman (R)
I'm too sexy for my grave
Best of prince of leaves
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The picture seems incomplete without Lurch, Thing, Cousin Itt,or Pugsley.
"Goth With The Wind"... yet another typical Hollywood remake.
ORA
Daywalkers
I'm guessing even their weirdo pastor isn't as vile as the Rev. Wright.
"All the blood drinking, sacrifices, incantations... Jeeeez, can't we just go out for a Frogurt?"
The "Fer" family, with their daughter, Luci.
I think the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine should tail these folks for awhile.
Brother Nathan and two of his older wives out for a stroll.
A lazy, drunken Damien, later that night, would flick the head of his Pilsner onto a winged creature circling a black candle... But no one really cared about this sloth goth frothing a moth.
(Oh, shut the h*ll up, it's Friday! lol ;)
I don't even think they're married... Why buy the bat when you can get the blood for free?
At night, busy, unlit intersections and Darwinism takes care of most of these freaks.
They've obviously allied with the Dark One... which is similar to what we'll all be doing November 4th.
Riffing on V's title...
Evil Scarlett: "Rhett, did you bring the pig to sacrifice at the ritual?"
Evil Rhett: "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a ham."
(Wow! I could actually HEAR you groaning through the internet! :)
Which leads to...
Awesome Band Names #522
Evil Scarlett
Dick Cheney's oil demons, circa 1650.
The Marilyn Manson family reunions are always a hoot.
Mr.Gingrich went into hiding when he overheard them looking for "eye of newt".
"This sun-dial watch don't work worth a sh*t..."
Escaped From Witch Mountain
We title this picture:
Explaining Janeane Garafolo
You know what's left in the bathtub when they're done scrubbing up?...
Goth broth!
And I suppose they dry themselves on goth cloth...
(OK, I'm done... for now ;)
The Addams Family had really let itself go.
Gloomy people do well to remember: The family that weeps together, keeps together. Or is it, The family that walks around in a daze together, stays together? Or maybe: The family that acts weird together, adheres together…
I am so embarrassed by my mother... she is smiling again isn't she?
It's a little early to be going to Hillary's political funeral, don't you think?
An unexpected consequence of teen pregnancy is the family outing / prom
I'm too sexy for my grave
Honey, when we get there, don't forget to tell grandma how much you like the voodoo doll she sent you for your first black mass
It is a political protest performance -- we are the death of the American family
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