Friday, April 18, 2008

Goth With the Wind


1. Even the FLDS Polygamy Cult was not immune from Goth Culture.

2. "My parents are just damn lucky the Feds confiscated my Hello Kitty assault rifle," thought the little girl.

3. "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!... Damn!... Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!... Damn!..."

4. "For Satan's sake, mom, we're never going to get to the Black Mass if you keep stopping over every subway grate. Mom? Mom?"

5. Cthulu holds his annual Cotillion.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I think the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine should tail these folks for awhile.

Best of Whacko
Brother Nathan and two of his older wives out for a stroll.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
At night, busy, unlit intersections and Darwinism takes care of most of these freaks.

Best of Jonathan
Dick Cheney's oil demons, circa 1650.


Best of Van Helsing
Gloomy people do well to remember: The family that weeps together, keeps together. Or is it, The family that walks around in a daze together, stays together? Or maybe: The family that acts weird together, adheres together…

Best of Double the U
I am so embarrassed by my mother... she is smiling again isn't she?

Best of Seoulman (R)
I'm too sexy for my grave

Best of prince of leaves
Springtime means campus visits from prospective students and their families, and Miskatonic University is no exception.

30 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

The picture seems incomplete without Lurch, Thing, Cousin Itt,or Pugsley.

metalgarth said...

"Goth With The Wind"... yet another typical Hollywood remake.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA
Daywalkers

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm guessing even their weirdo pastor isn't as vile as the Rev. Wright.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"All the blood drinking, sacrifices, incantations... Jeeeez, can't we just go out for a Frogurt?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "Fer" family, with their daughter, Luci.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine should tail these folks for awhile.

Whacko said...

Brother Nathan and two of his older wives out for a stroll.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A lazy, drunken Damien, later that night, would flick the head of his Pilsner onto a winged creature circling a black candle... But no one really cared about this sloth goth frothing a moth.

(Oh, shut the h*ll up, it's Friday! lol ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't even think they're married... Why buy the bat when you can get the blood for free?

Son Of The Godfather said...

At night, busy, unlit intersections and Darwinism takes care of most of these freaks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They've obviously allied with the Dark One... which is similar to what we'll all be doing November 4th.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Riffing on V's title...

Evil Scarlett: "Rhett, did you bring the pig to sacrifice at the ritual?"
Evil Rhett: "Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a ham."

(Wow! I could actually HEAR you groaning through the internet! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Which leads to...

Awesome Band Names #522
Evil Scarlett

Jonathan said...

Dick Cheney's oil demons, circa 1650.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Marilyn Manson family reunions are always a hoot.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr.Gingrich went into hiding when he overheard them looking for "eye of newt".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This sun-dial watch don't work worth a sh*t..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Escaped From Witch Mountain

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
Explaining Janeane Garafolo

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know what's left in the bathtub when they're done scrubbing up?...

Goth broth!
And I suppose they dry themselves on goth cloth...

(OK, I'm done... for now ;)

Praetyre said...

The Addams Family had really let itself go.

Van Helsing said...

Gloomy people do well to remember: The family that weeps together, keeps together. Or is it, The family that walks around in a daze together, stays together? Or maybe: The family that acts weird together, adheres together…

Double the U said...

I am so embarrassed by my mother... she is smiling again isn't she?

lawhawk said...

It's a little early to be going to Hillary's political funeral, don't you think?

Seoulman (R) said...

An unexpected consequence of teen pregnancy is the family outing / prom

Seoulman (R) said...

I'm too sexy for my grave

Seoulman (R) said...

Honey, when we get there, don't forget to tell grandma how much you like the voodoo doll she sent you for your first black mass

Seoulman (R) said...

It is a political protest performance -- we are the death of the American family

prince of leaves said...

Springtime means campus visits from prospective students and their families, and Miskatonic University is no exception.