Thursday, April 24, 2008

Geek Dreams


1. BSG totally jumped the shark when it was revealed that when Starbuck died, she was resurrected in a Hooters filled with 50-foot giantesses.

2. Just one hockey game away short of V the K's best birthday ever!

3. "I know the place is full and Sully and his friends are dropping by, but don't worry. Just flip the a stool over and ... Voila! seating for four."

4. "You idiots! When I said I wanted a cake shaped like a colonial viper, I meant John Hancock's pet asp, Iggy. My Independence Day Party is ruined. The Hooters girls can say though."

5. Unfortunately, the convention of AS400 administrators fixated on the eight foot model Viper and no one was well-tipped that night.

Very Brady Best of Jack Reacher
"Senator Clinton just left. She was tired of dodging star-ship fire."

Best of Chrees
I place the over/under line at 5 for the number of waitresses thinking "It reminds me of what I have in my nightstand"

Best of Army of Dad
Not pictured: Candi getting the balloon ready to roll on the front.

Best of GOP & College
Look! 800 pounds of plastic...And a space ship!

Best of Adjustah
Admiral Adama would often day-dream during Baltar's trial...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Things are always bleak-looking aboard the Galactica, but by the Gods, they know how to party on the Pegasus!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Cheesy BSG Pick-Up Lines: "Ladies, I sure hope there's a resurrection ship close by cuz' I've died and gone to heaven!"

Best of mega
Their planet dying, the tiny inhabitants of Zorlock-14 departed in one gigantic rocket ship to find the perfect new place to live, and hit paydirt.

Best of ochagirl
It has four speeds: cruise, hyper speed, warp drive, and blast off.

(It's a plastic phallic-shaped object among a crowd of women; NOT making a vibrator joke would be a crime.)

Best of Steve O
You there...second from the right. Yes, you. Take your shirt off please, and hand it to the girl on the end.

Thanks.

35 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

" ♫ I've got a rocket in my pocket ♫ "

Jack Reacher said...

"Welcome, boys! We've dimmed the lights because we know you spend a lot of time online in mom's basement."

Jack Reacher said...

It has fins, for her pleasure!

shoechick said...

Fly the friendly skies!!

Jack Reacher said...

"Senator Clinton just left. She was tired of dodging star-ship fire."

Capt. Queeg said...

ORA: "I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say 'Blast off!'"

Chrees said...

I place the over/under line at 5 for the number of waitresses thinking "It reminds me of what I have in my nightstand"

Army of Dad said...

Not pictured: Candi getting the balloon ready to roll on the front.

GOP & College said...

1) Monistat tries its new Industrial Strength Yeast Infection Cream on what they feel is the best market.

2) Look! 800 pounds of plastic...And a space ship!

Adjustah said...

Admiral Adama would often day-dream during Baltar's trial...

Steve O said...

Bill Clinton's vision for NASA.

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan was disappointed; "The rocket powered vibrator is nice, but why in miniature?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We've found it!... The lost Colony of Siliconia!..."

V, I'm not sure what you meant with your #1... If they did that, I'd frackin' super-glue my remote so that it was always on the SciFi channel!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Things are always bleak-looking aboard the Galactica, but by the Gods, they know how to party on the Pegasus!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cheesy BSG Lines:

"Ladies, I sure hope there's a resurrection ship close by cuz' I've died and gone to heaven!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Earth can wait. I say we wait it out here awhile."

curly said...

Hooters seems like an unlikely venue for “A Tribute to Sully’s Butt Plugs”, but whatever.

#2: Happy BtheDay Vthe K! I'll see if I can work in a hockey joke for ya, somehow...

Seoulman (R) said...

Not all of the female NASA scientists were upset by Hooter's demands when seeking corporate sponsorship.

Seoulman (R) said...

The Hooters 1 missle was displayed for the first time.

The department of defense seemed very interested in the presentation, but suprisingly failed to noice that the reason for the press conference was in fact, a rocket.

Seoulman (R) said...

Is that a rocket on your bar stool or are you just happy to see me?

curly said...

In commemoration of our supreme cap master’s birthday, choose the best Hooters/ HOCKEY caption and win free tickets to a HOCKEY GAME!

A. Houston, we have a problem: Hal’s supposed to be playing the goalie at the NASA HOCKEY GAME, but instead he’s hanging at Hooters!
B. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that most clingy gun nut dorkwads prefer a beer at Hooters over going to a HOCKEY GAME by 10 to 1.
C. It rubs the lotion on its rocket skin, or else it goes to the HOCKEY GAME again.
D. Obama’s “Swords to plowshares and rockets to HOCKEY PUCKS” speech really inspired the airhead bimbos at Hooters.

Seoulman (R) said...

Jenny Martin, the president of Hooter's Science Club remarked after winning the blue ribbon at the county fair "We figured that we already knew how to make long hard things move, the rest was easy"

curly said...

Open the pud door, Hal.

mega said...

Their planet dying, the tiny inhabitants of Zorlock-14 departed in one gigantic rocket ship to find the perfect new place to live, and hit paydirt.

mega said...

"Choose!", she said bruskly to the horny astrophysicist, but he couldn't. It was like Sophie's Choice, but worse.

mega said...

The clever aliens returned to check on project status. It turned out "To Serve Man" wasn't a cookbook, after all, and results of their plan, after 40 earth-years, exceeded their wildest expectations.

ochagirl said...

It has three speeds: cruise, hyper speed, warp drive, and blast off.

(It's a plastic phallic-shaped object among a crowd of women; NOT making a vibrator joke would be a crime.)

ochagirl said...

*koff* FOUR speeds. Backtokindergartenforme.

ochagirl said...

How many of you noticed that the rocket was painted with the Hooter themed colors?

How long did it take you to realize there was a rocket in the photo? Did you even notice the rocket in the photo?

Somebody please raise your hand . . .

shoechick said...

The Hooter's rocket is still in the development stages - they are trying to figure out why it continues to have problems with premature liftoff.

Submariner said...

Ochagirl said... *koff* FOUR speeds.

I thought it was an intentional blond joke wrapped in the original post, OG...

Steve O said...

You there...second from the right. Yes, you. Take your shirt off please, and hand it to the girl on the end.

Thanks.

Shambhala said...

How many of you noticed that the rocket was painted with the Hooter themed colors?

Um. Uh. Duh.

How long did it take you to realize there was a rocket in the photo? Did you even notice the rocket in the photo?

Well it's more a spacecraft than a rocket, isnt it? (geeking out)

Somebody please raise your hand . . .

Theyre kinda busy right now

Submariner said...

Hooters;
prompting "around the world" fantasies for over two decades.

lawhawk said...

Been there, done that.

Now you get to decide which applies to what.