Army of Mom
1, Laid off from the mill, small-town Pennsylvanian Wayne Dean Caprolski clings to his guns and his tight, tight speedoes.
2. Andrew Sullivan re-imagined as heavy-metal survivalist.
3. A new day of sexuality equality dawns on Cap This as shoechick, ochagirl, and Army of Mom can now be the target of "Your prom date is Here" captions.
4. The Brady Campaign distributes this picture whenever gun control legislation comes up in Congress.
5. When Wayne Dean took his own testicles hostage, the police unanimously voted not to negotiate.
Best of Two Dogs
Holy Christ, where did you get this, who in mortal Hell took the photo and why, and why do you hate humanity?
Best of divine miss m
Proof that Neanderthals used tools after all.
Best of Jack Reacher
Memo to Match.com: Sometimes it's NOT okay to look.
Best of Silhouette
It's not the hot bod or the ammo or even the rock star guitars that turn me on the most. It's that he still sleeps in a toddler bed.
Best of curly
The beefy biker boffed a box of bitter bullets. If the beefy biker boffed a box of bitter bullets, how many bitter bullets did the beefy biker boff?
Best of Chrees
Send lawyers, guns and barf bags...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hold back men, he's got a hostage... A teeny, tiny, purple-helmeted hostage."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The only thing saving the wall behind me from displaying my brain matter is the fact he's not wearing a bacon bikini.
Best of Adjustah
"Hey, why has nobody responded yet to my Facebook friend requests???"
Best of attmay
OSRA*: "My eyes! The Goggles do nothing!"
* Obligatory Simpsons Reference Alert
Best of ochagirl
If you need me, I'll be waiting for the technicolor van that takes me to the pacifist lesbian commune.
Best of mklasing
Unfortunately for Obama, Bruiser is one of the Pennsylvania Superdelegates.
Best of GregMan
Man, Barack Hussein Obama has really let himself get bitter...
Best of jeff
Obi Wan: "I just heard a million voices scream in terror, 'Pull the trigger, pull the trigger!'"
62 comments:
Holy Christ, where did you get this, who in mortal Hell took the photo and why, and why do you hate humanity?
Anyhoo....I got nothing right now, gotta go use the brain-brush.
Yeah, I watch a lot of Star Trek! How can you tell?
So that's what happened to the extra drummer in 38 Special!
Proof that Neanderthals used tools after all.
That's it. I officially hate Wednesdays.
Oh, and Dante called...they just added a 10th circle of hell for V the K.
"Yeah, Ted Nugent asked if he could crash here for a while and I said sure. You ought to see the stuff he brought...wait, I'll send a picture..."
"This picture would be totally bitchin' if my cousin hadn't borrowed my pink AR-15."
Memo to Match.com: Sometimes it's NOT okay to look.
Even before he landed at Camp X-Ray, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's lodgings were rather spartan.
Hey, VtheK, don't forget Silhouette! She needs a prom date too!
I didn't know it was possible to be bald and have a mullet at the same time.
Hey ladies, back off, this one is mine.
Gag...I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Andrew Sullivan just checked his calender...it still wasn't Thursday.
The hidden truth of the "Sex, Guns, Rock and Roll" philosophy
"Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! You will not believe our next guest. He's 40, living with his mother, collects guns and guitars and says that he is God's gift to women.
Let's all welcome
I'm too sexy for Helen Keller
Moments later, his home was stormed by the FBI and Todd was sent to Cuba, being suspected of what is commonly known as "eye terrorism."
Sadly seconds after this photo was taken, Todd accidently pulled the trigger and lost vital pieces of his male anatomy.
Perhaps even more sadly, it really didn't matter.
It's not the hot bod or the ammo or even the rock star guitars that turn me on the most. It's that he still sleeps in a toddler bed.
It was rumored that, shortly before his untimely death, Ronnie Van Zandt fell into bouts of schizophrenia, jealously guarding his collection of playing cards and 8-Track tapes.
What do you get when you cross Rosie O'Donnell and a bitter, unemployed Klingon?
The beefy biker boffed a box of bitter bullets. If the beefy biker boffed a box of bitter bullets, how many bitter bullets did the beefy biker boff?
V the K... OMG, Y, and WTF?
(LOL)
I laughed when the muzzies rioted over published pictures... I'm not laughing anymore.
"Hold back men, he's got a hostage... A teeny, tiny, purple-helmeted hostage."
Guitar Hero is no longer cool after this pic.
Damnit Subby, could you turn off your f'in webcam?!?
Send lawyers, guns and barf bags...
The only thing saving the wall behind me from displaying my brain matter is the fact he's not wearing a bacon bikini.
Just a request, V... Could you reposition the previous picture to the left of this new one?... Some of us might sleep better tonight.
"Dear User, you are now in violation of our Corporate Use of Internet policy..."
Poster boy for background checks.
"You can have my gun when you pry it from my sweaty, greasy, Kentucky Fried Chicken scented fingers."
We title this picture:
Deliverance 2, Audience 0
When a picture makes you wonder if you could tolerate the taste of Drain-O before it delivers you to sweet, sweet death, that's usually a pretty good warning sign.
How nature says "Don't marry your cousin".
"The first rule of Naked Ape-man Gun Club is you do not talk about Naked Ape-man Gun Club..."
This proved the last "totally awesome" commercial idea for the 'Three Martini Lunch" crew in the Geico Advertising Department.
"Guns don't kill people. APES with guns kill people!" - Charleton Heston
What? Too soon?
"Hey, why has nobody responded yet to my Facebook friend requests???"
Nobody move or the kitten with the viking helmet gets it.
Reason #247 for security around American Idol judges: those who didn't get a ticket to Hollywood.
OSRA*: "My eyes! The Goggles do nothing!"
* Obligatory Simpsons Reference Alert
CANNOT UNSEE!
I've you need me, I'll be waiting for the technicolor van that takes me to the pacifist lesbian commune.
How sweet . . . he brought a choice of guns to shoot myself with after the alcohol wears off.
VW: sprrk - the sound of my throwing up a little in my mouth.
Unfortunately for Obama, Bruiser is one of the Pennsylvania Superdelegates.
The NRA’s internet search for Charlton Heston’s replacement as a spokesman has yielded an eclectic mix of entrants.
Bitterless and pantsless, Jerome awaits the roosting chickens.
Oddly enough, I have that Smith & Wesson .38 Revolver.
The photograph that finally turned Elton John and Andrew Sullivan straight.
Otto never could understand why his MySpace page never got any hits from supermodels.
Man, Barack Hussein Obama has really let himself get bitter...
After seeing this picture, ennui went off and shot itself in the head.
"Hold back men, he's got a hostage... A teeny, tiny, purple-helmeted hostage."
Ohmigod. I was laughing so hard I almost threw up. *still laughing*
My work here is done in just providing this beautiful piece of art for all of you. *doing a curtsy*
Scary thing is that a gay friend of mine sent this to me. I don't even want to know where he found it.
Obi Wan: "I just heard a million voices scream in terror, 'Pull the trigger, pull the trigger!'"
Guess which one fires blanks.
Perhaps it's my genital rash? How'd you get this picture of me?
Bruce always looked forward to Hard Liquer and Hand Gun nights at Tiger Stadium.
SWM seeking SWF for days at the gun range followed by hot nights playing Guitar Hero. I'm often mistaken for the drummer from Lynard Skynard and can rock your world baby.
Guns, guts and guitars are what made America..well, crazy and fat apparently.
So THAT's what Slash really looks like!?
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