Saturday, April 12, 2008

Boxed In



1. Only 9 months until Obama's inauguration. Shop early to claim one of the *good* cardboard boxes.

2. "I came to San Francisco for the generous welfare benefits. I stayed for the affordable housing."

3. Transmorgrifier malfunctions.

4. "Invest in Bear Stearns at 60, you said. Nowhere to go but up, you said..."

5. While Glenn Reynolds and Michelle Malkin enjoy lavish estates, most bloggers have more modest lifestyles.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Whoah, Larry... Next time you use my box for that, how about a courtesy flush?"

Best of Double the U
Amazingly enough they were able to get the cardboard boxes and their contents through security.

Best of prince of leaves
"I guess that non-refundable, non-transferrable ticket on ATA we got through Priceline wasn't such a good deal after all, eh?"

Best of Van Helsing
Under the Obama Administration, housing facilities will be made equal for everyone.

Best of curly
“Relax, we’re at the airport. Tap your toes long enough and a US Senator is bound to come around and investigate.”

Best of curly
Visit willworkforfood.com for franchise opportunities near you!

Best of Jack Reacher
Two people who will be looking for a personal word with "Mr. Priceline Negotiator."

Best of Mr. Right
After a long, trying day at the airport, Gallant was just happy to find someplace to lay his weary head for the night.
Goofus kept complaining that this wasn't what he had in mind when he fantasized about sticking his head into a tight little box all night long.

Best of Chrees
"I always dreamed of owning a million dollar home in Palo Alto. I guess I thought it would be a little bigger."

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Corrugated cardboard? LUXURY!

36 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
Obama and Hill - Nov 5, 2008

V, loved your #4!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dude!... Styrofoam peanuts! Score!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

A warning poster about what happens when you neglect too much in order to caption silly pics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Knock'em Sock'em Robots fall on tough times.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whoah, Larry... Next time you use my box for that, how about a courtesy flush?"

Double the U said...

Amazingly enough they were able to get the cardboard boxes and their contents through security.

prince of leaves said...

"I guess that non-refundable, non-transferrable ticket on ATA we got through Priceline wasn't such a good deal after all, eh?"

prince of leaves said...

And since this is O'Hare, the accommodations come with the "3-1-1 rule" PSA and non-smoking reminders blaring from an overhead loudspeaker every two minutes at volume eleven, ensuring a peaceful night's sleep for stranded travelers.

Seoulman (R) said...

From the makers holy water in a bottle--- NEW!Mecca in a box

Seoulman (R) said...

"Look mom, Jack-Kevorkians -in-a-box"

Seoulman (R) said...

In an unexpected event, members of the cult Heaven's Crate were found this morning near the Democratic convention site. They apparently commited suicide in expectation of the Hil-Rak ass-teroid they believed would destroy America.

trigger girlie said...

This is what happens when you learn about "Thinking outside the box" at Berkley Univ. You wind up livin that way too.

Robert said...

After 10,000 more flight cancellations, American Airlines' reduces the amenities offered to stranded passengers.

Reforms in the sub-prime mortgage business limit buyers to less expensive properties.

Van Helsing said...

Under the Obama Administration, housing facilities will be made equal for everyone.

Steve O said...

Universal housing.

curly said...

“How ironic…I voted for Barbara Boxer too.”

curly said...

“Relax, we’re at the airport. Tap your toes long enough and a US Senator is bound to come around and investigate.”

curly said...

Visit willworkforfood.com for franchise opportunities near you!

curly said...

“This is boring…Let’s go through the security screening gates again and got batons shoved up our a$$es.”

Arcticman Speaks! said...

The year 2028. "Change" and "Hope" are living in a world far different from their parents.

Jack Reacher said...

A look at some recent grads explains why ivy league colleges are finding it tougher to score donations from alumni.

Jack Reacher said...

Two people who will be looking for a personal word with "Mr. Priceline Negotiator."

Jack Reacher said...

"Aw, hell, man; someone stole my garden gnome!"

Mr. Right said...

"What are the odds? My name is Jack, too!"

Mr. Right said...

After a long, trying day at the airport, Gallant was just happy to find someplace to lay his weary head for the night.

Goofus kept complaining that this wasn't what he had in mind when he fantasized about sticking his head into a tight little box all night long.

[WORD VERIFICATION: ooiwfki]

Anonymous said...

VdaK: Here's BO delivering the beef...

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Barack-Obama-Muncie2C-Ind-Sen-Barack-Obama-Ball-State-University/ss/events/pl/020807obama/s:/ap/20080413/ap_on_el_pr/obama_clinton/im:/080412/480/3cf8ef023a6f49679d9013e6fa2c82e3/;_ylt=Aqs5ns1TBS7pRk8aBW1_Vf9h24cA

Anonymous said...

# 38 of 272 == the url didn't copy?

Seoulman (R) said...

Be careful opening boxes as contents may have shifted between departure and landing

mklasing said...

So not to be embarassed ever again, Mayor Nagin forces the city employees to perform his brilliant version of hurricane drills.

mklasing said...

New York Knicks fans preparing for their next game.

Army of Mom said...

The unknown comic's summer home.


Psst, for my youngster of a husband and other 20-somethings, this is the Unknown Comic.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah. Hillary's response to the mortgage crisis worked really well.

Chrees said...

"I always dreamed of owning a million dollar home in Palo Alto. I guess I thought it would be a little bigger."

metalgarth said...

ORA: Corrugated cardboard? LUXURY!

Rodney Dill said...

What happens in Fay's box, stays in Fay's box.

Chrees said...

Some people are homeless by choice...especially the stupid ones that expect airlines to get them back to their homes on a timely basis.