Wednesday, April 30, 2008

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Timmeh


1. A scene from the forthcoming movie, Being Matthew Broderick.

2. "Hello, boss? I won't be into work today. I'm feelin' a little horse."

3. After dating Lindsey Lohan, Matt was happy to be in bed with anything that didn't smell like puke and crystal meth.

4. Another beautiful, loving relationship the f**king Republicans will never understand!

5. You may be asking yourself, "So, what happens if you're a guy living in a polygamy cult and all the young girls have been married off to old men?"

Best of Tremor
Notice the position of the horse's tail... Something tells me this wasn't the foal's first experience with farmer Joe's fruity son.

Best of Silhouette
I'm thinking you and Flicka are more than just "friends."

Best of Army of Dad
Oh that is just nasty. They don't even use sheets at the equine sex club!

Best of Army of Mom
Christopher Paolini struggled with the final book in his Eragon trilogy and finally gave up. Instead of finding a magical egg in the forest in book three, Eragon finds his soulmate and true love in Aftershock the foal.

Best of Rodney Dill
Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r-r

Best of mklasing
Heath Ledger's absence was a devastating blow to the sequel, "Brokeback Pony"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Billy's mom was relieved that the rumors about him sleeping around with whores was just a misunderstanding.

Best of GregMan
Lance and Prance rest after another long day at the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of curly
“It’s just my nightmare.”

Best of Chrees
Man O'Whore

Best of Steve O
YOU talk to him John. He's YOUR son!
How am I supposed to know *why* he wanted a pony for his birthday?

Best of sonicfrog
Kevin is definitely the winner of the "Man, I was SOOOOO drunk last night" contest.

Best of prince of leaves
What happens in Kibbutz Ferdl, *stays* in Kibbutz Ferdl.

71 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

Caligula Brown began Tuesday like any other day

Seoulman (R) said...

Hey, at 2 in the morning at Joe's Bar and Grill it was either this or the Janet Reno look-alike

Seoulman (R) said...

Old MacDonald had more than a farm going on

Seoulman (R) said...

The blonde hit man put the whole horse in the bed leading to comic results

shoechick said...

Brokeback Mountain, the sequel.

Seoulman (R) said...

A scene from the new U.K. Islamo-porn sensation "Farmyard Fatwa" recently uncovered by customs agents.

Rodney Dill said...

How Enumclaw got its start

Silhouette said...

Enumclaw pedophile.

Tremor said...

Notice the position of the horse's tail... Something tells me this wasn't the foal's first experience with farmer Joe's fruity son.

Sihouette said...

This explains why Wilbur and Mr. Ed were so close in later years.

Silhouette said...

I'm thinking you and Flicka are more than just "friends."

Silhouette said...

Kevin misunderstood Ted Nugent's advice to always sleep with a Colt 45 under your pillow.

Silhouette said...

Kevin misunderstood Dawn's advice that a nice Colt at bedtime helped her sleep.

jeff said...

Rats, someone got the Godfather joke before I could...

"And I will hug you and kiss you and name you George!"

The night Tammi proved to Jack that he would sleep with anything.

Army of Dad said...

Tim was looking for a black beauty, but settled for this one.

Army of Dad said...

Oh that is just nasty. They don't even use sheets at the equine sex club!

Army of Dad said...

If you lie down with horses you will rise up with fleas.

Army of Dad said...

Maybe this is the Colt that obama thinks poor white men cling to?

Army of Dad said...

I see it is no longer cool to draw on the first guy to pass out.

Army of Dad said...

What qualifies for wholesome performance art at the Folsom Street Fair.

Army of Dad said...

All that is missing is the Phillies hat.

Army of Dad said...

Well I guess Drill Sergeants will have a new line for guys from Kentucky. Texas recruits will be happy to let some of the jokes be made at someone elses expense.

Army of Mom said...

Matt's last girlfriend told him he was hung like a horse ... it gave him ideas that he finally had to act upon.

Army of Mom said...

Christopher Paolini struggled with the final book in his Eragon trilogy and finally gave up. Instead of finding a magical egg in the forest in book three, Eragon finds his soulmate and true love in Aftershock the foal.

Rodney Dill said...

Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r-r

Army of Mom said...

Talk about taking a horse for a ride.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd make a crude Godfather reference, but with my nom de plume, it'd come back to bite me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh baby, your neck is so soft... like national velvet soft..."

mklasing said...

Heath Ledger's absence was a devastating blow to the sequel, "Brokeback Pony"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kevin snuggles up to his "mane" squeeze.

V, your #1 cracked me up!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Way ORA:
Bobcat Goldthwait didn't get a huge paycheck for "Hot To Trot"... but they did offer him a decent backend deal.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
Time To Check The Prescription On Those Beer-Goggles

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy's mom was relieved that the rumors about him sleeping around with whores was just a misunderstanding.

Son Of The Godfather said...

She dreams of eating oats.
He dreams of sewing them.

GregMan said...

Lance and Prance rest after another long day at the Folsom Street Fair.

GregMan said...

Stop horsing around.

(I know, I know, but someone had to do it)

GregMan said...

Achmed was upset that all the goats were taken, but he made the best of it anyway.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Seeing Tori Spelling's biological parents explains much.

GregMan said...

She had a face like a horse, but her long, lean legs made up for it.

GregMan said...

Sarah Jessica Parker was something of a slut when she was younger.

GregMan said...

"Oh my God, what was I thinking last night?!?"

What the pony thought when it finally woke up.

GregMan said...

Honeymoon Hotels in Massachusetts have learned to be very accomodating.

curly said...

Swine is fine but Trigger is quicker.

curly said...

“It’s just my nightmare.”

curly said...

Just another one of these damn Horse Whisperer wannabe’s.

curly said...

It takes a real man to go riding bareback while riding bareback.

Chrees said...

Man O'Whore

Chrees said...

Johnny discovers what the movie Seabiscuit left out.

shoechick said...

First draft song title: Mama's Don't Let Your Cowboys Grow Up to Be CowWhores.

shoechick said...

UR DOING IT WRONG. Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy!!

shoechick said...

OK, no more glue sniffing in the afternoon. This what I meant to say:

First draft song title: Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be CowWhores.

Steve O said...

In the sequel, the part of Heath Ledger will be played by a small pony.

Steve O said...

YOU talk to him John. He's YOUR son!

How am I supposed to know why he wanted a pony for his birthday?

Robert said...

The love scene from Equus - the director's cut.

sonicfrog said...

Kevin is definitely the winner of the "Man, I was SOOOOO drunk last night" contest.

sonicfrog said...

Oh My GOD! That is SOOOOO Repulsive! Sleeping on a bed with no sheets!!!

prince of leaves said...

The trouble with one-night-stands is, you never know what you might get saddled with for the rest of your life.

prince of leaves said...

What happens in Kibbutz Ferdl, *stays* in Kibbutz Ferdl.

prince of leaves said...

Jim woke up feeling a little horse this morning.

Rodney Dill said...


A horse is a horse...
A CORPSE, A CORPSE

Rodney Dill said...

When Britney Spears came home all hell broke loose -- "Goddamit you made my pig sleep on the floor again?"

Hedley Lamarr said...

"Ssssh, Ssh, it's all right. It's just a man and a horse gettin' bizzay."

Submariner said...

Ang Lee announced today that he will remake "My Friend Flicka."

Submariner said...

While it isn't unusual for Hollywood stars to have a fling when acting together, Daniel Radcliffe's romance during his "Equus" stint DID cause tongues to wag...

jeff said...

And Tim thought, "Yes, this is My Little Pony..."

Submariner said...

Walking in on them, Flicka cried "Foal!"

Submariner said...

I guess that everyone has their own way to prepare for the Preakness...

Submariner said...

Now I understand Billy labeling his room "Derby Downs."

Submariner said...

I can't tell - did Billy bet to place or show?

Two Dogs said...

Fury was rode hard, and then Kevin put him up wet.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Mr. Oedipus.