1. A scene from the forthcoming movie, Being Matthew Broderick.
2. "Hello, boss? I won't be into work today. I'm feelin' a little horse."
3. After dating Lindsey Lohan, Matt was happy to be in bed with anything that didn't smell like puke and crystal meth.
4. Another beautiful, loving relationship the f**king Republicans will never understand!
5. You may be asking yourself, "So, what happens if you're a guy living in a polygamy cult and all the young girls have been married off to old men?"
Best of Tremor
Notice the position of the horse's tail... Something tells me this wasn't the foal's first experience with farmer Joe's fruity son.
Best of Silhouette
I'm thinking you and Flicka are more than just "friends."
Best of Army of Dad
Oh that is just nasty. They don't even use sheets at the equine sex club!
Best of Army of Mom
Christopher Paolini struggled with the final book in his Eragon trilogy and finally gave up. Instead of finding a magical egg in the forest in book three, Eragon finds his soulmate and true love in Aftershock the foal.
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of mklasing
Heath Ledger's absence was a devastating blow to the sequel, "Brokeback Pony"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Billy's mom was relieved that the rumors about him sleeping around with whores was just a misunderstanding.
Best of GregMan
Lance and Prance rest after another long day at the Folsom Street Fair.
Best of curly
“It’s just my nightmare.”
Best of Chrees
Best of Steve O
YOU talk to him John. He's YOUR son!
How am I supposed to know *why* he wanted a pony for his birthday?
Best of sonicfrog
Kevin is definitely the winner of the "Man, I was SOOOOO drunk last night" contest.
Best of prince of leaves
What happens in Kibbutz Ferdl, *stays* in Kibbutz Ferdl.