Saturday, April 26, 2008

Blades of Gluttony

Timmeh


1. He is called Travis, defender of the Trailer Park.

2. "Sorry about your dog... but he shouldn't have snuck up on me like that."

3. "Someone call for a moehl?"

4. One morning Travis, woke up, reached down to scratch, and made himself a soprano.

5. "I just hope to god this isn't a gun fight."

Best of mega
The feeling in the park was that Kenny was taking his new job as a bagel slicer way too seriously.

Best of Seoulman (R)
When Weight Watchers was looking for a pseudo-emo teen for their new ad, they didn't have to look far.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Matt was saddened that his invention did not get the food into his mouth any faster.

Best of ochagirl
Blades of Curry.

Best of Rodney Dill
'Mumsy, can Edmund Scissor pinky come over for tea and scones?"

Best of Submariner
Mum? The ankle bone's no longer connected to the leg bone...

Best of Kaptain Krude
How nature says, "Do not feed."

Best of Van Helsing
Now Travis was able to reach even the peskiest, most inaccessible boogers.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Billy goes into "hyper-imaginatiion" mode, dreaming of the havoc he would wreak if he were only 50 pounds lighter.

Best of Steve O
...because chicks only like guys with great skills.

Best of Cybrludite
You'd be ashamed too, if you there was photographic evidence that you'd bought cheap crap from the BudK website...

35 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Careful how you cross you arms Jon-boy!

Army of Dad said...

You do the heimlich, I don'care if he is choking, I am still not getting near him!

Army of Dad said...

"Those are some sweet blades man."

"Yeah only cost me five bucks at the flea market. Got me a discount cause they already been used-to kill a man!"

mega said...

The feeling in the park was that Kenny was taking his new job as a bagel slicer way too seriously.

mega said...

When it turned out he was also a practicing Hassid, his new neighbors were even more puzzled.

mega said...

Bob had almost nailed down that CEO position when someone found his pic on Facebook.

mega said...

Reading the Koran had had a profound impact on Abu Jihad, known to everyone until just last week as Clem.

Seoulman (R) said...

In an attempt to get the attention of his Islamist father, Mark prepares for self-beheading

Seoulman (R) said...

Edward Scissorhands' black sheep cousin, Gary Bladearms, was never discussed in front of guests.

Seoulman (R) said...

When Weight Watchers was looking for a pseudo-emo teen for their new ad, they didn't have to look far.

Seoulman (R) said...

Billy was the terror of the trailer park until Sheriff Obama rode into town

Seoulman (R) said...

Matt was saddened that his invention did not get the food into his mouth any faster.

mega said...

When Ron Paul dropped out of the race, Travis was distraught, and decided to take things into his own hands.

Kaptain Krude said...

"What do you mean, look at my shoes?" Billy always fell for the trick questions.

Kaptain Krude said...

Hey, whaddya know? It's Blade Waddler.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, I sure hope that pink-haired gal comes by. She thinks she's soooooooooo tough. We'll see about that."

mega said...

Finally getting his operation for minor carpal tunnel syndrome after a three-year wait, Ian couldn't help but feel that the UK's socialized health care system had let him down.

Submariner said...

And one sleep-adnea-reflex later, Billy would never again measure up during "small arm inspection"...

ochagirl said...

Blades of Curry.

Adjustah said...

Ah-Ah-Ahtchoo!! SNIKT!

prince of leaves said...

Years after the end of the "X-Men" franchise, the illegitimate child of Wolverine and one of the catering staff comes forward, demanding his overdue child support and sharpening services.

prince of leaves said...

If you think the knives strapped to his forearms are weird, wait until you see what he hooked to the end of his penis as a bayonet.

Rodney Dill said...

"Man, my dad sure is serious about carving the turkey."

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund felt he just had to be accepted into U of M.

Jack Reacher said...

Obama found some American's can't even afford guns to cling to, and make do with knives.

Rodney Dill said...

'Mumsy, can Edmund Scissor pinky come over for tea and scones?"

Submariner said...

Mum? The ankle bone's no longer connected to the leg bone...

Submariner said...

I was trying to do "Sling Blade" but I kept cutting the material...

Submariner said...

Timmy ain't no Zorro, but I'll buy that he's a gay blade.

Kaptain Krude said...

How nature says, "Do not feed."

Van Helsing said...

Now Travis was able to reach even the peskiest, most inaccessible boogers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy goes into "hyper-imaginatiion" mode, dreaming of the havoc he would wreak if he were only 50 pounds lighter.

ochagirl said...
Blades of Curry.
<--Made SOTG pig-snort

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rosie O'Donuts had an interesting secret 9 months after a tumultuous relationship with Freddy Krueger.

Steve O said...

...because chicks only like guys with great skills.

Cybrludite said...

You'd be ashamed too, if you there was photographic evidence that you'd bought cheap crap from the BudK website...