Monday, March 24, 2008

Welcome to Obamaland

I almost want to give her partial credit for having all the words spelled right.

1. "G-D, America! You've put on a lot of weight!"

2. "G-D America! You let people this stupid vote?"

3. A welfare recipient protests America's gross inequities using part of the box her 60" Plasma HDTV came in.

4. "G-D America! How did you let the most ridiculous senator since Jar-Jar Binks become the Democrat front-runner?"

5. "I'm crazy mushroom head! G-D America! Vote for Obama!"

Best of metalgarth
LaTasha's grandmama found out that being a cue card holder for Rev Wright paid far less than being a greeter at WalMart

Best of Two Dogs
"The new targets for the Marine sniper schools are ready, boys! Live rounds for everyone!"

Best of curly
She misspelled ‘amerikkka’.

Best of duke of red
.......but please keep paying for my housing, my food stamps, my kids, and my slammin' new Caddy!

Best of Jack Reacher
Embittered by her son J.J.'s lack of success, Florida spent her later years in a state of perpetual decline.

Best of Jack Reacher
When Kenisha heard she'd be carrying a sandwich board, she was thrilled. She'd already eaten the back half before someone told her it wasn't actually a sandwich.

Best of curly
Will work for fools.

27 comments:

Shambhala said...

"G-D America! How did you let the most ridiculous senator since Jar-Jar Binks become the Democrat front-runner?"


The light came on! He *IS* Jar-Jar Binks! OMG!

metalgarth said...

LaTasha's grandmama found out that being a cue card holder for Rev Wright paid far less than being a greeter at WalMart

Two Dogs said...

This is just disgusting. I got nothing except loathing in my heart.

How 'bout, "Quinterraniqua shows that all morons hate this country and are willing to proclaim that loudly because this country allows them to be morons."

Or, "The new targets for the Marine sniper schools are ready, boys! Live rounds for everyone!"

curly said...

She misspelled ‘amerikkka’.

curly said...

“G-d D-amn all of the evil racist amerikkkans, except for those nice white folks that pay for my housing, food stamps, education, health care and transportation.”

curly said...

Formerly a loyal “Blue Dress Democrat”, Tashica figures she can get more loving as an Obama supporter.

curly said...

It’s 3AM…Would you rather the phone be answered by an Obama supporter or a Hillary supporter?

duke of red said...

.......but please keep paying for my housing, my food stamps, my kids, and my slammin' new Caddy!

duke of red said...

Black people. Keeping other black people down since 1456.

Anonymous said...

The Kwame Kilpatrick defense team finds its ideal juror.

mklasing said...

This undocumented African woman proves that there are in fact certain jobs that only illegals are willing to do.

mklasing said...

LaTonya was suprised when no thought police came to arrest her--then she remembered that she was STILL in America.

mklasing said...

When asked why she went to Rev. Wright's church, LaTonya answered, "We only have to follow 9 Commandments unlike those #*&$ Catholics"

Jack Reacher said...

Embittered by her son J.J.'s lack of success, Florida spent her later years in a state of perpetual decline.

Jack Reacher said...

When Kenisha heard she'd be carrying a sandwich board, she was thrilled. She'd already eaten the back half before someone told her it wasn't actually a sandwich.

Whacko said...

"Why, I'm helping Obama unify America! Why do you ask, you honkey cracker?"

Robert said...

Disgusted with America, Michelle Obama's mother chooses to remain here despite offers of a one-way ticket to anywhere.

curly said...

Islamic Rage Boy discovered that few of his former co-protesting brothers were willing to be seen in public with him/her -- an unanticipated side effect of his sex change operation.

curly said...

Will work for fools.

Submariner said...

♪ When you can't be with the tools you love,
Use the tools you're with.
do-doo, do-doo, do-doo-ta-do!♪

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

blah, blah, blah, Obama.
yada, yada, yada, savior...

Submariner said...

She's actually quite patriotic - she's just horizontally dyslexic. The sign should have read:
God, Dawn; America!!


*ATDHE*

curly said...

Humiliated by Barack’s speech that would forever label her as an evil racist, Obama’s white grandmother immediately swallowed a handful of melanin pigmentation tablets and started carrying around one of Barack’s old posters that he stored in her basement.

Chrees said...

Add a comma and you have the follow-up to "America, F&ck Yeah!"

curly said...

Don’t worry, chrees. If Obama wins, it will soon be re-punctuate to read “G-d D-mn, America!”

Denny said...

Would your “church,” if you fellowship with one, put on it’s bulletin board hateful articles from the anti-semitic, terrorist group Hamas? Barack Obama’s CURRENT church, Trinity United Church of Christ, did just that.

We just found out in the last 48 hours that Wright, while giving a eulogy in 2007, said that “(Jesus’) enemies had their opinion about Him… The Italians for the most part looked down their garlic noses at the Galileans.”

Now comes a report by NBC News that while Wright was in charge at Obama’s CURRENT church, reprinted anti-Israel writings, including one column by none other than Hamas leader, Mousa Abu Marzook, appeared on the bulletin board there.

The column by the Hamas leader, Mousa Abu Marzook, asked: “Why should any Palestinian recognise the monstrous crimes carried out by Israel’s founders and continued by its deformed modern apartheid state?”

The question becomes one of judgment, character, integrity, honesty and intelligence.

If I were to believe Obama’s defense that he didn’t, and still doesn’t, know what was, and still is, going on at his church for 20 years, then, in my opinion, he must not be very observant nor intelligent, and does not possess sensible judgement. Therefore he cannot be qualified to be the POTUS, in my opinion. If I do NOT believe Obama, then his integrity, character and honesty is woefully insufficient to be the POTUS, in my opinion.

Obama went to Harvard Law School (they don’t let just anybody in), where he became the first African-American president of the prestigious Harvard Law Review. He graduated magna cum laude in 1991. Now do you think he is NOT aware of what his church and ex-pastor are all about? Be AFRAID! Be VERY AFRAID!

Barack Obama’s political FRAUD against the American People continues…

Read the rest of this article here...http://777denny.wordpress.com/2008/03/28/barack-obama-reverend-wright-trinity-united-church-of-christ-and-hamas/