Monday, March 17, 2008

Wearing of the Black and White Green


1. "Dibs!" exclaimed Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank in perfect unison.

2. Three months after Christmas, Scrooge hired the same boy to buy enough whiskey to get him and Bob Cratchit totally loaded. Scrooge and Marley was soon wiped out anyway in the sub-prime credit crisis.

3. "Man, daddy's liquor store just can't keep these 40's in stock since the Obama Campaign HQ set up shop next door." ATDHE*

4. "I sure hope Kiefer Sutherland's a better tipper than Lindsay Lohan."

5. Ted Kennedy and Andrew Sullivan: two men with very different approaches to making bottles like these "disappear."

*And Then Dawn's Head Exploded

Best of Submariner
Teddy bellowed; "Wipe that smug look off yer face, Patrick and go get me a couple of BIG bottles. Breakfast won't wait forever..."

Best of attmay
Just because French kids get to drink doesn't mean they should act smug about it.

Best of Tim
Kid Nation's first boot legger

Best of Adjustah
♪"Caaaaan you tell me how to get...how to ge-het to Shesh-ame Streeeet!!" ♪

Best of Silhouette
Lemonade stands are for losers.

Best of duke of red
Little Timmy happily carries two bottles of Jeebus Juice back to the nice, pale-faced pop singer.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I gotta run. Hasselhoff's cheeseburgers are about to arrive, and he likes them with booze!"

20 comments:

Chrees said...

A Portrait of the Lush as a Young Man

Submariner said...

ORA?

One for Darla, and then one for Darla...

Submariner said...

'T'is little Sean Finnegan comin' 'round with me rheumatism medicine. Sure and begorrah but he's a good lad...

Submariner said...

Teddy bellowed; "Wipe that smug look off yer face, Patrick and go get me a couple of BIG bottles. Breakfast won't wait forever..."

attmay said...

Just because French kids get to drink doesn't mean they should act smug about it.

Tim said...

Kid Nation's first boot legger

Adjustah said...

♪"Caaaaan you tell me how to get...how to ge-het to Shesh-ame Streeeet!!" ♪

ochagirl said...

You would post this picture on St. Patrick's Day!

WV: kigru; kigru is Gaelic for liquor, isn't it?

ochagirl said...

Johnny walks with the confidence that only childhood immaturity along with two bottles of wine can give.

Silhouette said...

Lemonade stands are for losers.

Chrees said...

Ah, so that's what they used to do before roofies...

duke of red said...

Little Timmy happily carries two bottles of Jeebus Juice back to the nice, pale-faced pop singer.

shoechick said...

Excuse me, can you please tell me how to get to Neverland Ranch?

Jack Reacher said...

"I gotta run. Hasselhoff's cheeseburgers are about to arrive, and he likes them with booze!"

Jack Reacher said...

Although Paula Abdul appreciated the gift, when she heard the boy's British accent she shrieked and slammed the door.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'd better eat my Wheaties; Dad says he'll need a delivery like this every day during an Obama administration."

Submariner said...

Even as a brand-new, child star, Mickey Rooney took to the Hollywood lifestyle like Rosie O'Donnell assimilating in a Sea-bass snorkeling buffet.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Timmy thought..........."Wow! all I had to do is piss in a these bottles and, for now, I'm instantly cool!"

Adjustah said...

Although it had cost him his laptop in trade, he was sure that the wine from the four little old ladies would certainly make this the best recess ever!

Rodney Dill said...

Nice jugs