Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A Tiny, Tiny Pic for a Tiny, Tiny Man

1. "Emperor's Club must have made a mistake and sent me Barney Frank's order. Oh, well, when in Rome."

2. Timmy would later come down with a virulent case of Scalp-Herpes

3. "Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

4. "Someday, Timmy, when you piss away your career for the sake of high-priced hookers and blow, you'll understand."

If anyone can find a bigger version of this pic, that would be swell.

Best of Chrees
"Heal - a! This poor boy - a! Of his a flic tion - a!
Rise up and walk, Timmy!"

Best of Van Helsing
"Spit it out, Timmy. How much for your sister?"

Best of duke of red
Thought bubble: Dammit, I specifically requested a short little sweet one, with the ass of a 10 year old boy!!! Not a 10 year old boy ass!!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Where's Gallant? Ah ha ha, that's a good one, Timmy. I'm going to have the state troopers kill you now."

Best of Submariner
I've screwed the pooch with my career, I may as well go for the full monty; Go back to my place, Timmy, and take a nap on my Ikea duvet...

Best of Chrees
"Timmy, I have some bad news about your trust fund. Although I think the money was well spent..."


Best of Army of Mom
You're not really my type, Timmy.

Best of mklasing
"Well Timmy, you see, a 'prostitute' is a woman, like your mom here, only hotter, younger and cheaper."

Best of Chrees
OK kids, please promise me you won't call the man your mom marries "Dad"

Best of Jay Guevara
"I appreciate the thought, Timmy, but this isn't a 'dog ate my homework' kind of jam."

21 comments:

Chrees said...

"Heal - a! This poor boy - a! Of his a flic tion - a!

Rise up and walk, Timmy!"

Van Helsing said...

"Spit it out, Timmy. How much for your sister?"

duke of red said...

Thought bubble: Dammit, I specifically requested a short little sweet one, with the ass of a 10 year old boy!!! Not a 10 year old boy ass!!

Jack Reacher said...

"She was about your height when standing, but she didn't do that very much. Bwahahahhaha! What? Don't you guys have a sense of humor?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Before you're in high school, Timmy, my book will be a best-seller and I'll have my own talk show. Ain't America great?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Where's Gallant? Ah ha ha, that's a good one, Timmy. I'm going to have the state troopers kill you now."

Chrees said...

Oops... the end was cut off of mine...but it can stand on its own...

Making the lame walk while his career dies.

Jack Reacher said...

"When you grow up, stick with smelly pirate hookers, Timmy. Your career will end the same way, but you'll save a lot of money."

The Man said...

Well if you really want to learn how to get ahead in politics...

ochagirl said...

Sorry, Guv, laying your hand upon the head of a young boy won't make the bad, bad things you've done go away. Childhood innocence doesn't rub off.

Stop touching the kid's head.

Jay Guevara said...

"Timmy, you've obviously got a lot to learn about @!#$%^&* up your life. Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that category, so let me teach you how it's done."

Submariner said...

I've screwed the pooch with my career, I may as well go for the full monty; Go back to my place, Timmy, and take a nap on my Ikea duvet...

Double the U said...

My advice to Timmy? Keep up that clean image, tell everybody you are doing it for them, and then screw them over, screw them over as hard as you can.

Chrees said...

"Timmy, I have some bad news about your trust fund. Although I think the money was well spent..."


"The good news is that after years of analysis he can probably get a 6-figure book deal out of this."

Army of Mom said...

You meet the height requirement for this ride, go get in line. I'm all out of big bills, will you take a $5?

Army of Mom said...

You're not really my type, Timmy.

Father Johnson, I have another prospect for you. Step into the confessional, Timmy.

Army of Mom said...

You've been a bad boy, Timmy. Assume the position! Lord knows, I've assumed the position more than once, son.

mklasing said...

"Well Timmy, you see, a 'prostitute' is a woman, like your mom here, only hotter, younger and cheaper."

Chrees said...

OK kids, please promise me you won't call the man your mom marries "Dad"

Submariner said...

Why yes, Timmy, John Lennon DID write a prophetic song about me in the 60's; "#9"

Jay Guevara said...

1) "And if you're looking me, Timmy, I'll be sleeping on the couch. For the rest of my life."

2) "I appreciate the thought, Timmy, but this isn't a 'dog ate my homework' kind of jam."