Monday, March 17, 2008

That Sinking Feeling

Timmeh!


1. Larry Craig is subsumed into Hell.

2. EPIC FAIL!!!

3. Hieronymous Bosch meets Robert Mapplethorpe.

4. "Honey! You better call a plumber and an exterminator. We've got another Trainspotter infestation."

5. Quite by accident, the alien cannibal shapeshifter had stumbled on the ideal disguise.

Best of Silhouette
The makers of Tidibowl encourages you to clean you toilet often, before the germs become sentient.

Best of Tim
Japanese toilet bowl makers, finally go to far.

Best of Jay Guevara
Is that guy named "The credibility of the Democratic Party?"

Best of Chrees
"Good God man....what did you eat?"

Best of Frank_IBC
Wuss deserves it. No real man would allow the toilet paper to be hung with the paper going under the roll instead of over the roll.

Best of Submariner
Hollywood insiders report that Tim Burton is remaking "Reefer Madness."

Best of shoechick
That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell!

Best of divine miss m
How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia.

Best of Adjustah
Jonathan Taylor Thomas' original departure from Home Improvement was never actually aired.

Best of Army of Dad
I guess zombies crave something other than brains.


24 comments:

Silhouette said...

The makers of Tidibowl encourages you to clean you toilet often, before the germs become sentient.

Tim said...

Japanese toilet bowl makers, finally go to far.

Jay Guevara said...

Is that guy named "The credibility of the Democratic Party?"

GregMan said...

Another Ron Paul supporter tries to do away with himself upon hearing that Dr. Paul has left the race.

GregMan said...

I know they said Elliot Spitzer was into dangerous things, but, man, I had no idea...

GregMan said...

Man, the Tidi-bowl Man has really let himself go...

GregMan said...

A metaphor for B. Hussein Obama's campaign after his pastor's crazy speeches hit the MSM.

GregMan said...

"Poor Phil. I told him the New York Time's credibility was down the toilet, but he had to go see for himself."

Chrees said...

How to Speak Irish:

St Patrick's Day = amateur night

Chrees said...

"Good God man....what did you eat?"

mklasing said...

When Mary Ann told her new boyfriend she liked to "do a little pot" he completely misunderstood her.

Frank_IBC said...

Wuss deserves it. No real man would allow the toilet paper to be hung with the paper going under the roll instead of over the roll.

Chrees said...

The things that guys will do to prove that putting the seat down doesn't prevent you from falling in the toilet.

Chrees said...

KY Intrigue... when it absolutely, positively has to fit...

Submariner said...

Hollywood insiders report that Tim Burton is remaking "Reefer Madness."

Submariner said...

Who.Does.#2.Work.For?

Submariner said...

Larry Craig, from the next stall; "I've never heard anyone tap quite like that before..."

shoechick said...

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell!

divine miss m said...

How exciting to be present at the birth of a new phobia.

Adjustah said...

Jonathan Taylor Thomas' original departure from Home Improvement was never actually aired.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stupid Klingons.

Army of Dad said...

I guess zombies crave something other than brains.

WV: tapsrqo

Arcticman Speaks! said...

Next time pay attention. Lift the seat before peeing!

Submariner said...

In Soviet Russia, porcelain bus drives you!