1. The reason Barack's granny hates black folks and Barack hates the police are in fact closely intertwined.2. Even under three layers of ultra-thick, anti-septic treated plastic wrap, the stink from the Code Pink demonstrater was almost unbearable.
3. Playing catch-up with the Obama campaign, once again, Hillary arranges to have her grandmother thrown under the bus.
4. "Gosh, ma, it's just an assisted living home. Why do you have to be such a f**kin' drama queen?"
5. STOP! I NOT BATTERING RAM!
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ORA: Wudja look at dat, somebody throw'in out a perfectly good old {typical} white woman.
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I usually don't like remakes of movies, but this new spin on "Seven" may make it better.
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"Would you prefer paper or plastic with your Code Pinko?"
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Any chance we WON'T get caught if we pull an U'Hura on her?
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In times of need, the Chief would activate the Obamasignal, and Obama would split himself into two distinct people in order to restore order.
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HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!, wimpy wimpy wimpy.
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Be warned: The soon to be released "Superwoman" features some of the lamest special effects sequences ever filmed!
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When you're going to get f*cked by the police, try the new Trojan body condom. Ribbed for her pleasure.
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That's the last Bingo game you'll ever rig!
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"Hey Jerry, get the hose and the Slip 'N Slide, Ma'am, you're gonna love this! On three, ready..."
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ORA: Wudja look at dat, somebody throw'in out a perfectly good old {typical} white woman.
I usually don't like remakes of movies, but this new spin on "Seven" may make it better.
"Wow, this is really past its sell-by date!"
"Would you prefer paper or plastic with your Code Pinko?"
How to get a head in law enforcement.
"This ain't so bad; the other guys have to carry the bottom half of her."
Any chance we WON'T get caught if we pull an U'Hura on her?
Sheesh! How many layers of plastic is it gonna take to make this pirate hooker carriable?
On second thought, let's just put her back in there and give him back his lotion and firehose...
In times of need, the Chief would activate the Obamasignal, and Obama would split himself into two distinct people in order to restore order.
HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!, wimpy wimpy wimpy.
Hey Hey, ho ho, stupid hippie protesters have to go!
Be warned: The soon to be released "Superwoman" features some of the lamest special effects sequences ever filmed!
The fashion police nab another violator. This time, the crime: that stupid hair-do.
The things men do to get a little head.
When you're going to get f*cked by the police, try the new Trojan body condom. Ribbed for her pleasure.
Hey, Sgt. Bryant. Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? Not now, Officer Jenkins.
Great idea, guys. We really needed the SWAT team to take out the granny selling her daughter's used panties on Ebay. I'm filing a complaint with internal.
That's the last Bingo game you'll ever rig!
When you said we were going into the city to pick up women, this isn't what I had in mind.
"Hey Jerry, get the hose and the Slip 'N Slide, Ma'am, you're gonna love this! On three, ready..."
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