Friday, March 21, 2008

Takin' out the trash

1. The reason Barack's granny hates black folks and Barack hates the police are in fact closely intertwined.

2. Even under three layers of ultra-thick, anti-septic treated plastic wrap, the stink from the Code Pink demonstrater was almost unbearable.

3. Playing catch-up with the Obama campaign, once again, Hillary arranges to have her grandmother thrown under the bus.

4. "Gosh, ma, it's just an assisted living home. Why do you have to be such a f**kin' drama queen?"

5. STOP! I NOT BATTERING RAM!

Best of Double the U
ORA: Wudja look at dat, somebody throw'in out a perfectly good old {typical} white woman.

Best of Chrees
I usually don't like remakes of movies, but this new spin on "Seven" may make it better.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Would you prefer paper or plastic with your Code Pinko?"

Best of Submariner
Any chance we WON'T get caught if we pull an U'Hura on her?

Best of Steve O
In times of need, the Chief would activate the Obamasignal, and Obama would split himself into two distinct people in order to restore order.

Best of Double the U
HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!, wimpy wimpy wimpy.

Best of Mr. Right
Be warned: The soon to be released "Superwoman" features some of the lamest special effects sequences ever filmed!

Best of Army of Mom
When you're going to get f*cked by the police, try the new Trojan body condom. Ribbed for her pleasure.

Best of Army of Mom
That's the last Bingo game you'll ever rig!

Best of Adjustah
"Hey Jerry, get the hose and the Slip 'N Slide, Ma'am, you're gonna love this! On three, ready..."

21 comments:

Double the U said...

ORA: Wudja look at dat, somebody throw'in out a perfectly good old {typical} white woman.

Chrees said...

I usually don't like remakes of movies, but this new spin on "Seven" may make it better.

andthenblammo! said...

"Wow, this is really past its sell-by date!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Would you prefer paper or plastic with your Code Pinko?"

Jack Reacher said...

How to get a head in law enforcement.

Jack Reacher said...

"This ain't so bad; the other guys have to carry the bottom half of her."

Submariner said...

Any chance we WON'T get caught if we pull an U'Hura on her?

Submariner said...

Sheesh! How many layers of plastic is it gonna take to make this pirate hooker carriable?

Submariner said...

On second thought, let's just put her back in there and give him back his lotion and firehose...

Steve O said...

In times of need, the Chief would activate the Obamasignal, and Obama would split himself into two distinct people in order to restore order.

Double the U said...

HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!, wimpy wimpy wimpy.

Double the U said...

Hey Hey, ho ho, stupid hippie protesters have to go!

Mr. Right said...

Be warned: The soon to be released "Superwoman" features some of the lamest special effects sequences ever filmed!

Army of Mom said...

The fashion police nab another violator. This time, the crime: that stupid hair-do.

Army of Mom said...

The things men do to get a little head.

Army of Mom said...

When you're going to get f*cked by the police, try the new Trojan body condom. Ribbed for her pleasure.

Army of Mom said...

Hey, Sgt. Bryant. Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? Not now, Officer Jenkins.

Army of Mom said...

Great idea, guys. We really needed the SWAT team to take out the granny selling her daughter's used panties on Ebay. I'm filing a complaint with internal.

Army of Mom said...

That's the last Bingo game you'll ever rig!

Army of Mom said...

When you said we were going into the city to pick up women, this isn't what I had in mind.

Adjustah said...

"Hey Jerry, get the hose and the Slip 'N Slide, Ma'am, you're gonna love this! On three, ready..."