Wednesday, March 26, 2008

See You Next Tuesday

Sondrak
(The Title was Mr. Right's Suggestion)


Update: This would be a good spot for some selections from AoSHQ's Cool Facts About Hillary Clinton:

- Bosnia snipers aimed at her but once they saw her cankles magnified in their scopes, they shot themselves knowing they couldn't live with the horror.

- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn actually means "Cthulhu protect me from Hillary"

- Hillary thinks 300 is a romantic comedy

- The reason the south pole is melting is because Hillary hasn't had as much time to fix it with her icy stare.

- There is no such thing as evolution by natural selection: there are only creatures Hillary has allowed to live.

-Below the wake of Hillary's flightpath into Bosnia, the beet crop rotted in the fields and the maidens became barren.

- The only thing to ever crack Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton was Hillary Clinton's "I am sick and tired" screed.

- Hillary stayed at a Holiday Inn Express... and consumed the souls of all the other guests rather than spring $12.95 for PPV pron.

- Hillary stopped competitive arm wrestling after a friendly match against the drummer from Def Leppard.

Best of Submariner
He finally got one right! Glad to see those Sylvan Learning Center fees weren't a waste for the campaign sign painter.

Best of Submariner
Kobe - over here; I'm not only open, I'm labeled!

Best of Submariner
Why? Truth in advertising laws required it. Next question...

Best of Submariner
Weeeeeeelllllll, the DNC said they'd consider Michagain and Floriduh re-do's if I displayed my qualifications prominently for a week...

Best of Submariner
"...not only that, but my @ss is this wide."

Best of The Man
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Hillary every night.

Best of The Man
"Snipers" are Hillary-speak for young potential European lesbian lovers.

Best of The Man
On the seventh day, God rested, because Hillary was busting his chops all week long.

Best of kg
HRC: I'd like to buy an 'O' please, Pat.
PS: Sorry, but we are out of vowels and consonants.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I distinctly remember Bill yelling 'keep your head down, into the Limo, keep your head down... yea... baby...' then He said something military sounding, 'Emergency Blow.'"

22 comments:

Submariner said...

He finally got one right! Glad to see those Sylvan Learning Center fees weren't a waste for the campaign sign painter.

Submariner said...

Kobe - over here; I'm not only open, I'm labeled!

Submariner said...

Why? Truth in advertising laws required it. Next question...

Submariner said...

Weeeeeeelllllll, the DNC said they'd consider Michagain and Floriduh re-do's if I displayed my qualifications prominently for a week...

Submariner said...

"...not only that, but my @ss is this wide."

Submariner said...

Can't anybody give me Army of Mom's home number?

Submariner said...

"There I was, ducking a withering hail of AK-47 fire, shielding not only Bill (did I mention I was in the White House for 8 years with him?) and my daughter, but an 8 year old Boznian refugee that had come to the airport to beg me to lead the warring factions to the table and broker a lasting peace..."

Cybrludite said...

The sign painter and the photographer later turned up in Ft. Marcy Park in an apparent suicide pact.

The Man said...

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Hillary every night.

The Man said...

"Snipers" are Hillary-speak for young potential European lesbian lovers.

The Man said...

On the seventh day, God rested, because Hillary was busting his chops all week long.

metalgarth said...

I did not have relations with that woman, Janet Reno.

Anonymous said...

Further Identity Politics...

Submariner said...

"I was sleep-deprived, and I misspoke."


Sorry, guys. I know it's a real quote of the Shrill's feeble excuse for the sniper claims; but it just seems so very, very Cap This!-esque...

kg said...

HRC: I'd like to buy an 'O' please, Pat.
PS: Sorry, but we are out of vowels and consonants.

Rodney Dill said...

I'm copacetic widdat.

Rodney Dill said...

"I distinctly remember Bill yelling 'keep your head down, into the Limo, keep your head down... yea... baby...' then He said something military sounding, 'Emergency Blow.'"

Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
"I distinctly remember... then He said something military sounding, 'Emergency Blow.'"


hey, Hey, HEY! there buster. Leave the poor sub sailors out of this. We have Jimmah - that is ENOUGH shame to have to deal with for anybody...

wacha said...

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Mr. Right said...

"C*nt every vote!"

Mr. Right said...

Unlike Barack Obama, there was little question that Hillary Clinton loved her cunt...ry.

Anonymous said...

Not only that, but my clenis is this long!