Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Redneck Cotillion

1. "A few more loads and we'll have Patrick Kennedy's limo cleaned out. Then, we can start on Ted's."

2. Bill Clinton crosses off two items on his Karma List. #139: "Threw beer bottles through Brad Pitt's window." and #245: "Fathered illegitimate black girl."

3. They had to bus the tables themselves because, frankly, Barack Obama was underqualified.

4. Fourth Rule of Fight Club: Recycle our empties, because it's, you know, good for the environment and stuff.

5. ORA: "Ah'm Bill, Kiss mah grits!"

Best of Submariner
Looks like Bill and Brad both returned to the only jobs they were qualified to do once they left their last paying gig...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Uh... Brad, I'm looking at Angelina over there and... well... do you know anything about 'key parties' from the 70's?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Looks like Hillary's getting desperate... She's sent Bill out with the Bribe Bucket.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We title this picture: Why There Is A Chelsea"

Best of Chrees
"...and if I kicked you off welfare with that reform thing, this Bud's for you."

Best of Adjustah
Just another day for those wonderful folks at Heineken For Humanity...

Best of Jack Reacher
Revealed: The primary source of funding for the Bill Clinton Presidential Library--bottle deposits.

Best of Rodney Dill
Bill: "Did I put my shrimp on the Barbie? Barbie who?"


Best of Army of Dad
Goofus is looking to get the chicks drunk while Gallant looks for another baby to adopt.

Best of Steve O
First rule of tailgating: Always invite Bill.

26 comments:

Submariner said...

Looks like Bill and Brad both returned to the only jobs they were qualified to do once they left their last paying gig...

Submariner said...

I know this isn't enough to get the "Cap Juices Flowing" Mr. SOTG, but there's a little Irish kid bringing 40's, too.

Submariner said...

She looks stupid down there all puckered up like that, but I need at least another few loads to stage "the Kiss" for Hill's campaign. Sorry Brad; be a bud and get 'em for me, OK?

Submariner said...

Pols and stars got together this weekend to provide Katrina relief...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Uh... Brad, I'm looking at Angelina over there and... well... do you know anything about 'key parties' from the 70's?"

Submariner said...
I know this isn't enough to get the "Cap Juices Flowing" Mr. SOTG, but there's a little Irish kid bringing 40's, too.


...I had to give up little Irish kids... The neighbors were starting to talk. :0)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Hillary's getting desperate... She's sent Bill out with the Bribe Bucket.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ah did not... have sex... with that woman... in the middle."

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this picture:
"Why There Is A Chelsea"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ATDHE:
A young Dawn is enticed to the Democratic side.

Chrees said...

"...and if I kicked you off welfare with that reform thing, this Bud's for you."

Adjustah said...

Just another day for those wonderful folks at Heineken For Humanity...

Adjustah said...

"Well I'll be damned, Brad; You got her right in the face. I owe you a Coke."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Adjustah said...
Heineken For Humanity...


Oh, I like that one. :)

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Brad, is it all right with you if I call Jen? I'll bring her this tub of beverages, which should help."

Jack Reacher said...

Revealed: The primary source of funding for the Bill Clinton Presidential Library--bottle deposits.

Jack Reacher said...

"This is the first tub I've held against my privates since that Monica girl."

Chrees said...

ORA: "Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!"

Rodney Dill said...

Bill: "Did I put any shrimp on the Barbie? Barbie who?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Naw this ain't for me... it just takes this much to get Hill to put out."

Nose said...

You think I'm gonna drink one of those beers and let you get on me with your big belly like you did my momma?

Crackah Please.

Army of Dad said...

Get yo forties, ice col forties!

(oh look there goes another piece of Dawn's head)

Army of Dad said...

Goofus is looking to get the chicks drunk while Gallant looks for another baby to adopt.

Steve O said...

First rule of tailgating: Always invite Bill.

Van Helsing said...

Slick Willie shows off his souvenirs of Katrina.

sonicfrog said...

OK, so someone genius in marketing decided to introduce a new version of "Billy Beer" to the market - but like the last version, you really don't want to know what's in it...

sonicfrog said...

Oh, Jeez, Here we go again!!! Check out the chick to the left of Brad Pitt checking out Bill Clinton's Beer Can!