1. "A few more loads and we'll have Patrick Kennedy's limo cleaned out. Then, we can start on Ted's."2. Bill Clinton crosses off two items on his Karma List. #139: "Threw beer bottles through Brad Pitt's window." and #245: "Fathered illegitimate black girl."
3. They had to bus the tables themselves because, frankly, Barack Obama was underqualified.
4. Fourth Rule of Fight Club: Recycle our empties, because it's, you know, good for the environment and stuff.
5. ORA: "Ah'm Bill, Kiss mah grits!"
Best of Submariner
Looks like Bill and Brad both returned to the only jobs they were qualified to do once they left their last paying gig...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Uh... Brad, I'm looking at Angelina over there and... well... do you know anything about 'key parties' from the 70's?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Looks like Hillary's getting desperate... She's sent Bill out with the Bribe Bucket.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
We title this picture: Why There Is A Chelsea"
Best of Chrees
"...and if I kicked you off welfare with that reform thing, this Bud's for you."
Best of Adjustah
Just another day for those wonderful folks at Heineken For Humanity...
Best of Jack Reacher
Revealed: The primary source of funding for the Bill Clinton Presidential Library--bottle deposits.
Best of Rodney Dill
Bill: "Did I put my shrimp on the Barbie? Barbie who?"
Best of Army of Dad
Goofus is looking to get the chicks drunk while Gallant looks for another baby to adopt.
Best of Steve O
First rule of tailgating: Always invite Bill.
26 comments:
Looks like Bill and Brad both returned to the only jobs they were qualified to do once they left their last paying gig...
I know this isn't enough to get the "Cap Juices Flowing" Mr. SOTG, but there's a little Irish kid bringing 40's, too.
She looks stupid down there all puckered up like that, but I need at least another few loads to stage "the Kiss" for Hill's campaign. Sorry Brad; be a bud and get 'em for me, OK?
Pols and stars got together this weekend to provide Katrina relief...
"Uh... Brad, I'm looking at Angelina over there and... well... do you know anything about 'key parties' from the 70's?"
Submariner said...
I know this isn't enough to get the "Cap Juices Flowing" Mr. SOTG, but there's a little Irish kid bringing 40's, too.
...I had to give up little Irish kids... The neighbors were starting to talk. :0)
Looks like Hillary's getting desperate... She's sent Bill out with the Bribe Bucket.
"Ah did not... have sex... with that woman... in the middle."
We title this picture:
"Why There Is A Chelsea"
ATDHE:
A young Dawn is enticed to the Democratic side.
"...and if I kicked you off welfare with that reform thing, this Bud's for you."
Just another day for those wonderful folks at Heineken For Humanity...
"Well I'll be damned, Brad; You got her right in the face. I owe you a Coke."
Adjustah said...
Heineken For Humanity...
Oh, I like that one. :)
"So, Brad, is it all right with you if I call Jen? I'll bring her this tub of beverages, which should help."
Revealed: The primary source of funding for the Bill Clinton Presidential Library--bottle deposits.
"This is the first tub I've held against my privates since that Monica girl."
ORA: "Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!"
Bill: "Did I put any shrimp on the Barbie? Barbie who?"
"Naw this ain't for me... it just takes this much to get Hill to put out."
You think I'm gonna drink one of those beers and let you get on me with your big belly like you did my momma?
Crackah Please.
Get yo forties, ice col forties!
(oh look there goes another piece of Dawn's head)
Goofus is looking to get the chicks drunk while Gallant looks for another baby to adopt.
First rule of tailgating: Always invite Bill.
Slick Willie shows off his souvenirs of Katrina.
OK, so someone genius in marketing decided to introduce a new version of "Billy Beer" to the market - but like the last version, you really don't want to know what's in it...
Oh, Jeez, Here we go again!!! Check out the chick to the left of Brad Pitt checking out Bill Clinton's Beer Can!
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