Friday, March 14, 2008

An Old Troll and a Young Boy



1. "I found your c0ck ring, congressman Frank."

2. Timmy was honored to be the ring-bearer at Helen Thomas's wedding.

3. "Okay, who am I? (Ahem) 'Colonel Hogan, if you don't clean up this mess before General Burkhalter gets here, I will be sent to the Russian Front.'"

4. Multiple Incoming ORA's: God presents a young Joseph Smith with the Urim and Thummim in Matt Stone and Trey Parker's live-action, full length feature film musical version of All About Mormons.

5. "Whoa! Wait 'til I come home with this gauge in my earlobe!"

Best of mklasing
"Timmy, what are you looking for in this land of magic?"
"Obama's accomplishments."


Best of Chrees
"Don't do it Timmy. I too once tried to divide by zero and look where I am now."


Best of Chrees
Timmy's going to have huge regrets in the morning when those sugar-goggles wear off...


Best of Nick
I know it's just a chocolate donut but Rosie keeps calling it her precious


Best of Jack Reacher
"And you say all the Baldwin brothers' brains will fit in this?"
"Well, all except Stephen's."


Best of sonicfrog
Mark Foley stars in "Lord Of The Cock-rings".

Best of Double the U
ORA: A young John Belushi learns all about little chocolate doughnuts.

Best of attmay
"Good God. What possessed you to think that Sanford and Son place would have a sacred ring? From now on I'll do the shopping"

17 comments:

Submariner said...

Does Britney's diaphram having this big a hole constitute "child abuse?"

Submariner said...

I don't think this 'roid pillow present is big enough, Mr. Sullivan. What do you mean; "it's a gauge?"

mklasing said...

"Timmy, what are you looking for in this land of magic?"

"Obama's accomplishments."

Chrees said...

"Don't do it Timmy. I too once tried to divide by zero and look where I am now."

Chrees said...

Timmy's going to have huge regrets in the morning when those sugar-goggles wear off...

Nick said...

I know it's just a chocolate donut but Rosie keeps calling it her precious

mklasing said...

Nick--that is freaking hillarious!

Jack Reacher said...

"If you look carefully, you can see the difference between Clinton and Obama's positions. There...no, nope, had it for a second..."

Jack Reacher said...

"And you say all the Baldwin brothers' brains will fit in this?"
"Well, all except Stephen's."

Army of Mom said...

I think I can see my house from here.

*Bonus*
Save Ferris.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Mark Folley stars in "Lord Of The Cock-rings".

divine miss m said...

Did Cornholio lose his bunghole?

ThatGayConservative said...

"I may be a kid, but I'm pretty sure a glory hole is supposed to be in a wall. Oh! a portable glory hole!"

Double the U said...

ORA: A young John Belushi learns all about little chocolate doughnuts.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

"Thats right Timmy, my crap comes out in the shape of a ring.... and you may call me LORD."

attmay said...

"Good God. What possessed you to think that Sanford and Son place would have a sacred ring? From now on I'll do the shopping"