1. "I found your c0ck ring, congressman Frank."
2. Timmy was honored to be the ring-bearer at Helen Thomas's wedding.
3. "Okay, who am I? (Ahem) 'Colonel Hogan, if you don't clean up this mess before General Burkhalter gets here, I will be sent to the Russian Front.'"
4. Multiple Incoming ORA's: God presents a young Joseph Smith with the Urim and Thummim in Matt Stone and Trey Parker's live-action, full length feature film musical version of All About Mormons.
5. "Whoa! Wait 'til I come home with this gauge in my earlobe!"
Best of mklasing
"Timmy, what are you looking for in this land of magic?"
"Obama's accomplishments."
Best of Chrees
"Don't do it Timmy. I too once tried to divide by zero and look where I am now."
Best of Chrees
Timmy's going to have huge regrets in the morning when those sugar-goggles wear off...
Best of Nick
I know it's just a chocolate donut but Rosie keeps calling it her precious
Best of Jack Reacher
"And you say all the Baldwin brothers' brains will fit in this?"
"Well, all except Stephen's."
Best of sonicfrog
Mark Foley stars in "Lord Of The Cock-rings".
Best of Double the U
ORA: A young John Belushi learns all about little chocolate doughnuts.
Best of attmay
"Good God. What possessed you to think that Sanford and Son place would have a sacred ring? From now on I'll do the shopping"
17 comments:
Does Britney's diaphram having this big a hole constitute "child abuse?"
I don't think this 'roid pillow present is big enough, Mr. Sullivan. What do you mean; "it's a gauge?"
"Timmy, what are you looking for in this land of magic?"
"Obama's accomplishments."
"Don't do it Timmy. I too once tried to divide by zero and look where I am now."
Timmy's going to have huge regrets in the morning when those sugar-goggles wear off...
I know it's just a chocolate donut but Rosie keeps calling it her precious
Nick--that is freaking hillarious!
"If you look carefully, you can see the difference between Clinton and Obama's positions. There...no, nope, had it for a second..."
"And you say all the Baldwin brothers' brains will fit in this?"
"Well, all except Stephen's."
I think I can see my house from here.
*Bonus*
Save Ferris.
Mark Folley stars in "Lord Of The Cock-rings".
Did Cornholio lose his bunghole?
"I may be a kid, but I'm pretty sure a glory hole is supposed to be in a wall. Oh! a portable glory hole!"
ORA: A young John Belushi learns all about little chocolate doughnuts.
"Thats right Timmy, my crap comes out in the shape of a ring.... and you may call me LORD."
"Good God. What possessed you to think that Sanford and Son place would have a sacred ring? From now on I'll do the shopping"
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