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Best of Jack Reacher
That burning sensation tells you she's (been) working.
Best of Cybrludite
What Spitzer swallows...
Best of sonicfrog
So, I guess Spitzer was also lying when he wore that "I just spent $5000 dollars, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt.
Best of Steve O
Dupre, a 22 yr old prostitute, claims her privacy was violated when pictures of her appeared in the news.
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The stench of codfish hung heavily in the harbor that morning as I sized-up the deckhand. Or, was she the one doing the sizing?
17 comments:
What do you want me to do with your Xbox?
"Climb aboard, Mate. I love saying that!"
"Well, this is a smelly pirate ship, so what does that make me?"
That burning sensation tells you she's (been) working.
"His financial transactions weren't the only Smurf-like things about Client #9, if you get my drift."
Sorry Steve O, you're not my financial type.
"Barack? Call me!"
"Yeah, right, Spitzer. Go swab your own poop-deck."
Nice torpedos, honey, now show me your stern tubes...
What Spitzer swallows...
$6500 for a bj - $4300 if I Spitzer...
"Client #9 my ass, he was lucky if he was even 4"."
I don't know, for 5000 smackers, I was expecting... well... better.
So, I guess Spitzer was also lying when he wore that "I just spent $5000 dollars, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt.
Dupre, a 22 yr old prostitute, claims her privacy was violated when pictures of her appeared in the news.
The stench of codfish hung heavily in the harbor that morning as I sized-up the deckhand. Or, was she the one doing the sizing?
Avast me hearty, prepare to be boarded; arrrrrgh...
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