Thursday, March 13, 2008
The Old Eliot Spitzer would have sued the Emperor's Club for false advertising.
Are you an emotionally unstable and vulnerable skank from a broken home in New Jersey? Were you sexually abused by your mother's live-in boyfriend? Do you have a history of drug abuse and bad relationships? Do you worry that you'll never escape your past? The Emperor's Club would like to hear from you. In no time at all, (literally), we'll make you over into a high-class, well-educated woman of distinction making $4,000, $5,000, even $5,500 dollars an hour! Call 1-866-2BPIMPD
Best of Jack Reacher
That burning sensation tells you she's (been) working.
Best of Cybrludite
What Spitzer swallows...
Best of sonicfrog
So, I guess Spitzer was also lying when he wore that "I just spent $5000 dollars, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt.
Best of Steve O
Dupre, a 22 yr old prostitute, claims her privacy was violated when pictures of her appeared in the news.
Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The stench of codfish hung heavily in the harbor that morning as I sized-up the deckhand. Or, was she the one doing the sizing?