Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Old Eliot Spitzer would have sued the Emperor's Club for false advertising.


Are you an emotionally unstable and vulnerable skank from a broken home in New Jersey? Were you sexually abused by your mother's live-in boyfriend? Do you have a history of drug abuse and bad relationships? Do you worry that you'll never escape your past? The Emperor's Club would like to hear from you. In no time at all, (literally), we'll make you over into a high-class, well-educated woman of distinction making $4,000, $5,000, even $5,500 dollars an hour! Call 1-866-2BPIMPD

Best of Jack Reacher
That burning sensation tells you she's (been) working.

Best of Cybrludite
What Spitzer swallows...

Best of sonicfrog
So, I guess Spitzer was also lying when he wore that "I just spent $5000 dollars, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt.

Best of Steve O
Dupre, a 22 yr old prostitute, claims her privacy was violated when pictures of her appeared in the news.

Best of Arcticman Speaks!
The stench of codfish hung heavily in the harbor that morning as I sized-up the deckhand. Or, was she the one doing the sizing?


17 comments:

The Man said...

What do you want me to do with your Xbox?

Jack Reacher said...

"Climb aboard, Mate. I love saying that!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, this is a smelly pirate ship, so what does that make me?"

Jack Reacher said...

That burning sensation tells you she's (been) working.

Jack Reacher said...

"His financial transactions weren't the only Smurf-like things about Client #9, if you get my drift."

Steve O said...

Sorry Steve O, you're not my financial type.

prince of leaves said...

"Barack? Call me!"

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, right, Spitzer. Go swab your own poop-deck."

Submariner said...

Nice torpedos, honey, now show me your stern tubes...

Cybrludite said...

What Spitzer swallows...

Submariner said...

$6500 for a bj - $4300 if I Spitzer...

Anonymous said...

"Client #9 my ass, he was lucky if he was even 4"."

sonicfrog said...

I don't know, for 5000 smackers, I was expecting... well... better.

sonicfrog said...

So, I guess Spitzer was also lying when he wore that "I just spent $5000 dollars, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" T-shirt.

Steve O said...

Dupre, a 22 yr old prostitute, claims her privacy was violated when pictures of her appeared in the news.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

The stench of codfish hung heavily in the harbor that morning as I sized-up the deckhand. Or, was she the one doing the sizing?

Submariner said...

Avast me hearty, prepare to be boarded; arrrrrgh...