1. Inga was starting to miss Client No. 9.
2. Grand Theft Auto: Detroit was the first version of a video game to physically rape the gamer. Later, the Detroit Police rub you out so you can't talk about it.
3. Chelsea fumed. "Mom, your 'intern' is getting her syphilis all over my game system."
4. Apparently, Billy shared his medication with the baby-sitter ... again.
5. "Hot Babe Thursday" morphed into "B&D Fetish Thursdays" so gradually few regulars even noticed.
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Best of The Man
"How am I supposed to beat Zelda with the controllers wrapped around your neck...."
Andrew Sullivan's first girlfriend knew something wrong with him.
Best of Chrees
Wait, this is one of those square peg in a round hole logic puzzles, isn't it?
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Looks like Rosie O must have commissioned the newest release of "Leisure Suit Larry."
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Although Spitzer's sex fantasies were a little odd, for $4,000 she would have even played Mario.
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Once Peggy learned about the 'rumble' feature in her controllers, she LOVED playing Motocross with the guys.
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Later experiments tried to get bloggers interested in girls...
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A scene from Kevin Smith's low-budget, hipster-ironic remake of "The Demon Seed".
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Verily, thou must bang the hot chick well.
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Hey! I can't get this HDMI cable to mate up.
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Super Nindildo --- for those special gaming enthusiasts who want to experience a very different type of joystick! Now "comes" with free Personal Space Invaders, Donkey Dong and Tetclitoris gamepacks included --- Poke-a-man sold separately!
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'Ow to speak Blogger: "Marriage Proposal".
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It's my turn to play with the sex-box! (Her *name* is Sony)
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The wet dream of every 12 year old boy on Earth - video game and nake woman together in one package!
"How am I supposed to beat Zelda with the controllers wrapped around your neck...."
Andrew Sullivan's first girlfriend knew something wrong with him.
Uhhhhh, V.? Regarding your #5? We noticed, we just didn't mind.
I think she'd have a better gaming experience if she used my joystick...
New XXX Box 3 - complete with vibrating input device...
Bubba found Hill's intern playing games. He offered her a cigar, and then Hill showed him why the game's called "Doom."
Apparently, it's no longer just "an idle mind" that's a devils' plaything...
Mom!?!
Bill Gates was client No. 10
"Accessories sold separately..."
Wait, this is one of those square peg in a round hole logic puzzles, isn't it?
When did Miss M trade her mud suit for an XXX Box?
Probably too ORA for anybody but Cyberludite:
Sun Tzu's Academy employed state of the art incentives for learning and employing advanced tactics properly...
From the looks of the monitor, this must be a "first person shooter" game...
Looks like Rosie O must have commissioned the newest release of "Leisure Suit Larry."
Although Spitzer's sex fantasies were a little odd, for $4,000 she would have even played Mario.
At least your PS2 controllers vibrate.
Oddly enough, I have this outfit, but mine is a Super Smash Brothers.
*Falcon Punch*
No wonder Link was in search of Zelda.
I think I finally figured out how Army of Dad injured his shoulder while "playing video games" with his friends.
Isn't that cute? Her nipples are about the size of the miniscule buttons on the controllers.
Once Peggy learned about the 'rumble' feature in her controllers, she LOVED playing Motocross with the guys.
Instead of strip poker; Strip Zelda.
now we know why guys play video games so much.
Suddenly Billy realized he didn't survive the car crash. He was in heaven - naked girls and video games.
Congratulations, Subby. Your prom date gave birth to a Nintendo 64. Aww, it is nursing already, too.
Wiiiiiii want to play!
Later experiments tried to get bloggers interested in girls...
Must be playing that arcade classic, "Pu-Bert".
A scene from Kevin Smith's low-budget, hipster-ironic remake of "The Demon Seed".
Look, Mom, I like Sci-Fi as much as the next guy, but I think you're supposed to enter TRON, not vice versus...
When the writers strike hits the porn industry...
Verily, thou must bang the hot chick well.
(of course you had to have actually play Zelda to get that one)
High score.
I bet the repair tech never figures out what the smell coming from the back of the system is.
Hey! I can't get this HDMI cable to mate up.
"Awwwww man! Now your sister has gotten girl-cooties all over the game controllers!"
"Well, let's just play D&D then."
Super Nindildo --- for those special gaming enthusiasts who want to experience a very different type of joystick! Now "comes" with free Personal Space Invaders, Donkey Dong and Tetclitoris gamepacks included --- Poke-a-man sold separately!
'Ow to speak Blogger: "Marriage Proposal".
1) It's my turn to play with the sex-box!
2) Microsoft's biggest hit was a small modification to the X Box. They called it called SexBox
Time to plug in the joystick and turn that baby on!
Later versions of the Fembot made her fully portable by eliminating the external power supply, cables and controllers.
The tragic days before plug and play
So if they break up, would that make it an X Box?
S.N.E.S. on a S.N.A.T.C.H.
Debbie does Zelda....
Who knew playing Zelda could be this much fun.
mmmmmmmm, I'd like to be her Space Invader...
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