Thursday, March 13, 2008

Now That's what I call a Game System



1. Inga was starting to miss Client No. 9.

2. Grand Theft Auto: Detroit was the first version of a video game to physically rape the gamer. Later, the Detroit Police rub you out so you can't talk about it.

3. Chelsea fumed. "Mom, your 'intern' is getting her syphilis all over my game system."

4. Apparently, Billy shared his medication with the baby-sitter ... again.

5. "Hot Babe Thursday" morphed into "B&D Fetish Thursdays" so gradually few regulars even noticed.

Best of shoechick
Wiiiii

Best of The Man
"How am I supposed to beat Zelda with the controllers wrapped around your neck...."
Andrew Sullivan's first girlfriend knew something wrong with him.

Best of Chrees
Wait, this is one of those square peg in a round hole logic puzzles, isn't it?

Best of Submariner
Looks like Rosie O must have commissioned the newest release of "Leisure Suit Larry."

Best of mklasing
Although Spitzer's sex fantasies were a little odd, for $4,000 she would have even played Mario.

Best of Army of Mom
Once Peggy learned about the 'rumble' feature in her controllers, she LOVED playing Motocross with the guys.

Best of Steve O
Later experiments tried to get bloggers interested in girls...

Best of prince of leaves
A scene from Kevin Smith's low-budget, hipster-ironic remake of "The Demon Seed".

Best of Army of Dad
Verily, thou must bang the hot chick well.

Best of foz
Hey! I can't get this HDMI cable to mate up.

Best of Mr. Right
Super Nindildo --- for those special gaming enthusiasts who want to experience a very different type of joystick! Now "comes" with free Personal Space Invaders, Donkey Dong and Tetclitoris gamepacks included --- Poke-a-man sold separately!

Best of Adjustah
'Ow to speak Blogger: "Marriage Proposal".

Best of GOP & College
It's my turn to play with the sex-box! (Her *name* is Sony)

49 comments:

shoechick said...

Wiiiii

shoechick said...

The wet dream of every 12 year old boy on Earth - video game and nake woman together in one package!

The Man said...

"How am I supposed to beat Zelda with the controllers wrapped around your neck...."

Andrew Sullivan's first girlfriend knew something wrong with him.

Submariner said...

Uhhhhh, V.? Regarding your #5? We noticed, we just didn't mind.

Submariner said...

I think she'd have a better gaming experience if she used my joystick...

Submariner said...

New XXX Box 3 - complete with vibrating input device...

Submariner said...

Bubba found Hill's intern playing games. He offered her a cigar, and then Hill showed him why the game's called "Doom."

Submariner said...

Apparently, it's no longer just "an idle mind" that's a devils' plaything...

Submariner said...

Mom!?!

Adjustah said...

Bill Gates was client No. 10

Chrees said...

"Accessories sold separately..."

Chrees said...

Wait, this is one of those square peg in a round hole logic puzzles, isn't it?

Submariner said...

When did Miss M trade her mud suit for an XXX Box?

Submariner said...

Probably too ORA for anybody but Cyberludite:

Sun Tzu's Academy employed state of the art incentives for learning and employing advanced tactics properly...

Submariner said...

From the looks of the monitor, this must be a "first person shooter" game...

Submariner said...

Looks like Rosie O must have commissioned the newest release of "Leisure Suit Larry."

mklasing said...

Although Spitzer's sex fantasies were a little odd, for $4,000 she would have even played Mario.

The Man said...

At least your PS2 controllers vibrate.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I have this outfit, but mine is a Super Smash Brothers.

*Falcon Punch*

Army of Mom said...

No wonder Link was in search of Zelda.

Army of Mom said...

I think I finally figured out how Army of Dad injured his shoulder while "playing video games" with his friends.

Army of Mom said...

Isn't that cute? Her nipples are about the size of the miniscule buttons on the controllers.

Army of Mom said...

Once Peggy learned about the 'rumble' feature in her controllers, she LOVED playing Motocross with the guys.

Army of Mom said...

Instead of strip poker; Strip Zelda.

now we know why guys play video games so much.

Army of Mom said...

Suddenly Billy realized he didn't survive the car crash. He was in heaven - naked girls and video games.

Army of Mom said...

Congratulations, Subby. Your prom date gave birth to a Nintendo 64. Aww, it is nursing already, too.

Steve O said...

Wiiiiiii want to play!

Steve O said...

Later experiments tried to get bloggers interested in girls...

prince of leaves said...

Must be playing that arcade classic, "Pu-Bert".

prince of leaves said...

A scene from Kevin Smith's low-budget, hipster-ironic remake of "The Demon Seed".

Submariner said...

Look, Mom, I like Sci-Fi as much as the next guy, but I think you're supposed to enter TRON, not vice versus...

mklasing said...

When the writers strike hits the porn industry...

Army of Dad said...

Verily, thou must bang the hot chick well.

(of course you had to have actually play Zelda to get that one)

Army of Dad said...

High score.

Army of Dad said...

I bet the repair tech never figures out what the smell coming from the back of the system is.

foz said...

Hey! I can't get this HDMI cable to mate up.

Steve O said...

"Awwwww man! Now your sister has gotten girl-cooties all over the game controllers!"

"Well, let's just play D&D then."

Mr. Right said...

Super Nindildo --- for those special gaming enthusiasts who want to experience a very different type of joystick! Now "comes" with free Personal Space Invaders, Donkey Dong and Tetclitoris gamepacks included --- Poke-a-man sold separately!

Adjustah said...

'Ow to speak Blogger: "Marriage Proposal".

GOP & College said...

1) It's my turn to play with the sex-box!

2) Microsoft's biggest hit was a small modification to the X Box. They called it called SexBox

GOP & College said...

Time to plug in the joystick and turn that baby on!

Submariner said...

Later versions of the Fembot made her fully portable by eliminating the external power supply, cables and controllers.

Tim said...

The tragic days before plug and play

sonicfrog said...

So if they break up, would that make it an X Box?

sonicfrog said...

S.N.E.S. on a S.N.A.T.C.H.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Debbie does Zelda....

sonicfrog said...

Who knew playing Zelda could be this much fun.

Submariner said...

mmmmmmmm, I'd like to be her Space Invader...