Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mrs Rodham, Are You Trying to Seduce Me?



1. OK, guys, how many of you just turned irreversibly gay?

2. "k.d. lang, Call me!"

3. If you gave up masturbation for lent and need a little help in the homestretch, CapThis is here for you.

4. ♪"When I think of Madeleine Albright/ I touch myself..." ♪

5. No need to vogue, Hill. You already got the gay vote.

Best of Submariner
The Hilldawg; providing priapsis-relief for 50+ years.

Best of Submariner
Chelsea; "On second thought, mom; maybe you AREN'T ready to get back into the dating scene..."

Best of Silhouette
I'm confused. I can only think of one person she'd want to kiss, but I thought she couldn't see her own reflection.

Best of Whacko
"I feel pretty,
I mean petty,
I feel petty and bitchy and mean!"

Best of GregMan
Thanks for the libido-kill, VtheK. It's not like I wanted to have sex with my wife anytime in the next ten years anyway.

There ain't enough coyotes in New Mexico for this.

Best of GOP & College
Hillary proves, she too can spit like an intern.

I CAN HAZ UR MUNEEZ? K, THX BI.

Best of Van Helsing
Thinking she heard Janet Reno's voice, Shrillary instinctively puckered up for a kiss. But it turned out to be a water buffalo breaking wind.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Alright, who's the wiseguy who switched Cankles lipstick with Preparation H?"

Best of Adjustah
Hillary just lost the erection... and so did I.

38 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

We're ready for your close up Ms. D'Ville

Submariner said...

I CAN HAZ I BLEACH NOW?

Submariner said...

The Hilldawg; providing priapsis-relief for 50+ years.

The Man said...

Since she turned lesbo, Hillary has given up receiving pearl necklaces in favor of menstrual ones.

(dry heave)

Submariner said...

OJR*

I learned you don't feed marshmallows to a bear like this...



* Old Joke Reference

Submariner said...

Whoa, Helen Thomas has really let herself go!

Submariner said...

Chelsea; "On second thought, mom; maybe you AREN'T ready to get back into the dating scene..."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"C'mere Katie," Hill greets another friend on the campaign trail...

Silhouette said...

I'm confused. I can only think of one person she'd want to kiss, but I thought she couldn't see her own reflection.

Whacko said...

"I feel pretty,
I mean petty,
I feel petty and bitchy and mean!"

GregMan said...

How Nature says, "Time to shrivel your genitals."

GregMan said...

Thanks for the libido-kill, VtheK. It's not like I wanted to have sex with my wife anytime in the next ten years anyway.

GregNski said...

Those Babushkas suddenly look real good by comparison.

GregMan said...

One Coyote Woman: Where you'd chew your own arm off to get away.

Two Coyote Woman: Where you'd chew the other arm off, too, so it would never happen again.

There ain't enough coyotes in New Mexico for this.

GregMan said...

I CAN HAZ HUMIN BLUD?

GregMan said...

This must be what the guy in the previous post is defending himself against. Only I'd recommend an M-1 Abrams instead of the sword.

GOP & College said...

1) Hillary proves, she too can spit like an intern.

2) I CAN HAZ UR MUNEEZ? K, THX BI.

3) You know, there's times where you wonder how some people actually get married. Then I remember, this one is only in it for self gain.

Van Helsing said...

Thinking she heard Janet Reno's voice, Shrillary instinctively puckered up for a kiss. But it turned out to be a water buffalo breaking wind.

Submariner said...

Apparently, Cthulu DOES hear the chants of its faithful...

Submariner said...

Two words!
Second word - Sounds like:
V? Two! Got it; Dew? You? You!
OK! First word - Sounds like:
Stoop? bend? duck? Duck!
OK, luck? truck? tuck? buck? suck? ...

Son Of The Godfather said...

With Obama's lead, Hillary realizes she'll have to kiss a little more ass.
"Just pucker lips like this and move... head... forward..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Alright, who's the wiseguy who switched Cankles lipstick with Preparation H?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'm still waiting to hear Obama say anything of substance..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Iron your what?..."

Jonathan said...

"No, Senator, I do NOT want to 'touch your monkey'!"

Rodney Dill said...

I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.

Rodney Dill said...

I thought Yassar Arafat was already dead.

shoechick said...

Is it Thursday already?

Submariner said...

Pictorial Spoonerisms presents;
Kissing ass (or) an ass kissing

divine miss m said...

I can assure you that upon seeing this photo, I, for one, did not turn irreversibly gay.

robert said...

First, I was gay and then saw "Mac Daddy" and turned straight. Then I saw Hillary and returned to gayness. Then I saw the new boss and now I don't know what to think.

Caption: Hillary tries to hear the dying gasp of her campaign.

Steve O said...

Hillary goes for the necrophiliac vote.

Adjustah said...

Hillary just lost the erection.

Army of Mom said...

Hey, Macarena.

Army of Mom said...

You put the Preparation H where?

Army of Mom said...

Pucker up, Buttercup.

Army of Mom said...

Do you hear that?

It's the sound of all your civil liberties going down the toilet.