1. "And for you ladies who don't make the cut, The Emperor's Club has a representative in the lobby."
2. "Hey! From this position, Democrat economic policies make sense."
3. Hearing a rumor that Pat Buchanan was one of the judges, Cherri tries to form a swastika with her legs.
4. "Hey, Cherri, did you know you have 'Property of Tom Brady' stamped on your ..."
5. Cherri and Kari explore Female Ejaculation, on a very, very, VERY special Mythbusters.
Wicked Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a cunning array of stunts!
Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
"Is it here? How about here?" Cherri and Kari were hopeless at finding the G spot.
Best of The Man
Patriot staff members were also known to videotape other things off the field.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can almost see her line of scrimmage.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: An assistant helps Winona Ryder into position for her famous ping pong ball trick.
Best of Submariner
OK, Sunshine, once you get in this position, you spread 'em and holler "Kobe, over here; I'm OPEN!"
Best of Adjustah
Crab checks at Camp Shatner were always good fun.
Best of Army of Mom
Listen, Marsha. If you put your ear to her cooch, you can hear the ocean.