1. "And for you ladies who don't make the cut, The Emperor's Club has a representative in the lobby."2. "Hey! From this position, Democrat economic policies make sense."
3. Hearing a rumor that Pat Buchanan was one of the judges, Cherri tries to form a swastika with her legs.
4. "Hey, Cherri, did you know you have 'Property of Tom Brady' stamped on your ..."
5. Cherri and Kari explore Female Ejaculation, on a very, very, VERY special Mythbusters.
Wicked Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a cunning array of stunts!
Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
"Is it here? How about here?" Cherri and Kari were hopeless at finding the G spot.
Best of The Man
Patriot staff members were also known to videotape other things off the field.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can almost see her line of scrimmage.
Best of Mr. Right
ORA: An assistant helps Winona Ryder into position for her famous ping pong ball trick.
Best of Submariner
OK, Sunshine, once you get in this position, you spread 'em and holler "Kobe, over here; I'm OPEN!"
Best of Adjustah
Crab checks at Camp Shatner were always good fun.
Best of Army of Mom
Listen, Marsha. If you put your ear to her cooch, you can hear the ocean.
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Patriot staff members were also known to videotape other things off the field.
Don't toes me, bru.
The NFL is allowing women to try out for their husbands' former jobs.
Suddenly, the blonde cheerleader realized how much she missed Goatse.
Congratulations Monique! You now have a deeper resume' than the Barack Obama.
Shillary must be holding Foreign Ambassador try-outs again...
The angle is good, Monique, but Sen. Clinton likes her interns' splits to go straight out from the hips, not in front and back...
The interview process for New York state government interns
Hefner gets an idea for rain catchers at the mansion.
I can almost see her line of scrimmage.
"I tried to impress them with my cool, apple leotard and number 64 told me to hit the road... Can we charge her with pass interference?"
Candi didn't see the banana peel.
What a cunning array of stunts!
"Is it here? How about here?" Cherri and Kari were hopeless at finding the G spot.
"That guy with the wide jaw who keeps saying Giggity is kinda creeping me out."
Regardless of what Obama's preacher says, these white folks just can't be evil.
What was with the "no sex in a bathroom stall with another cheerleader" clause all about?
Nice caption on #5, VtheK. I've never fapped to a caption before.... Check off number 2,256 on my list.
Army of Dad: "I can have my pick? This is the best anniversary present ever honey!"
At smelly pirate hooker school, one of the most entertaining lessons is the "How to Show You're Open for Business" class in week 2.
Cap This Classic #5: Where will you be when your laxitive kicks in?
ORA: An assistant helps Winona Ryder into position for her famous ping pong ball trick.
OK, Sunshine, once you get in this position, you spread 'em and holler "Kobe, over here; I'm OPEN!"
Hey Jessica, that reminds me - wanna go out for a Taco after tryouts, or a Wendy's?
Once Sharonna was positioned just right, #64 came over and did a 77 on her (just like a 69, but she got 8 more).
Wait, leave it here - I just LOVE these Pubic's holiday commercials...
Crab checks at Camp Shatner were always good fun.
"No, you're not a Cylon. Now you check me."
There you go. Now, just think really hard and you, too, can do the Matrix stunts.
"Bend and ..." ('SNAP') "Damned prosthetic."
Look at these frail girls. For just pennies a day, you, too, can sponsor one of these hungry young girls. Call 1-800-FEED-'em-meat.
Listen, Marsha. If you put your ear to her cooch, you can hear the ocean.
Does this number make my butt look big?
Wait, I see the inscription now. It says "To Army of Dad. Thanks for 10 years. Eat up."
Marsha, you're doing one of those 'got milk' ad campaigns? Wait, that isn't your mouth with a milk mustach.
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