Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Mother Lode

1. "And for you ladies who don't make the cut, The Emperor's Club has a representative in the lobby."

2. "Hey! From this position, Democrat economic policies make sense."

3. Hearing a rumor that Pat Buchanan was one of the judges, Cherri tries to form a swastika with her legs.

4. "Hey, Cherri, did you know you have 'Property of Tom Brady' stamped on your ..."

5. Cherri and Kari explore Female Ejaculation, on a very, very, VERY special Mythbusters.

Wicked Best of Son Of The Godfather
What a cunning array of stunts!

Wicked Best of Jack Reacher
"Is it here? How about here?" Cherri and Kari were hopeless at finding the G spot.

Best of The Man
Patriot staff members were also known to videotape other things off the field.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I can almost see her line of scrimmage.

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: An assistant helps Winona Ryder into position for her famous ping pong ball trick.

Best of Submariner
OK, Sunshine, once you get in this position, you spread 'em and holler "Kobe, over here; I'm OPEN!"

Best of Adjustah
Crab checks at Camp Shatner were always good fun.

Best of Army of Mom
Listen, Marsha. If you put your ear to her cooch, you can hear the ocean.

36 comments:

The Man said...

Patriot staff members were also known to videotape other things off the field.

Submariner said...

Don't toes me, bru.

Paul said...

The NFL is allowing women to try out for their husbands' former jobs.

CJ said...

Suddenly, the blonde cheerleader realized how much she missed Goatse.

Nose said...

Congratulations Monique! You now have a deeper resume' than the Barack Obama.

Submariner said...

Shillary must be holding Foreign Ambassador try-outs again...

Submariner said...

The angle is good, Monique, but Sen. Clinton likes her interns' splits to go straight out from the hips, not in front and back...

Chrees said...

The interview process for New York state government interns

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hefner gets an idea for rain catchers at the mansion.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I can almost see her line of scrimmage.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I tried to impress them with my cool, apple leotard and number 64 told me to hit the road... Can we charge her with pass interference?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Candi didn't see the banana peel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a cunning array of stunts!

Jack Reacher said...

"Is it here? How about here?" Cherri and Kari were hopeless at finding the G spot.

Jack Reacher said...

"That guy with the wide jaw who keeps saying Giggity is kinda creeping me out."

Jack Reacher said...

Regardless of what Obama's preacher says, these white folks just can't be evil.

Chrees said...
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Chrees said...

What was with the "no sex in a bathroom stall with another cheerleader" clause all about?

duke of red said...

Nice caption on #5, VtheK. I've never fapped to a caption before.... Check off number 2,256 on my list.

Army of Dad said...

Army of Dad: "I can have my pick? This is the best anniversary present ever honey!"

Submariner said...

At smelly pirate hooker school, one of the most entertaining lessons is the "How to Show You're Open for Business" class in week 2.

Cybrludite said...

Cap This Classic #5: Where will you be when your laxitive kicks in?

Mr. Right said...

ORA: An assistant helps Winona Ryder into position for her famous ping pong ball trick.

Submariner said...

OK, Sunshine, once you get in this position, you spread 'em and holler "Kobe, over here; I'm OPEN!"

Submariner said...

Hey Jessica, that reminds me - wanna go out for a Taco after tryouts, or a Wendy's?

Submariner said...

Once Sharonna was positioned just right, #64 came over and did a 77 on her (just like a 69, but she got 8 more).

Submariner said...

Wait, leave it here - I just LOVE these Pubic's holiday commercials...

Adjustah said...

Crab checks at Camp Shatner were always good fun.

Adjustah said...

"No, you're not a Cylon. Now you check me."

Army of Mom said...

There you go. Now, just think really hard and you, too, can do the Matrix stunts.

Rodney Dill said...

"Bend and ..." ('SNAP') "Damned prosthetic."

Army of Mom said...

Look at these frail girls. For just pennies a day, you, too, can sponsor one of these hungry young girls. Call 1-800-FEED-'em-meat.

Army of Mom said...

Listen, Marsha. If you put your ear to her cooch, you can hear the ocean.

Army of Mom said...

Does this number make my butt look big?

Army of Mom said...

Wait, I see the inscription now. It says "To Army of Dad. Thanks for 10 years. Eat up."

Army of Mom said...

Marsha, you're doing one of those 'got milk' ad campaigns? Wait, that isn't your mouth with a milk mustach.