1. "Yar! Be that a smelly pirate hooker spies I off the port bow?"
2. Standard McVain Cap #32: "We have a bingo at table three!"
3. ORA: "Did you know that many parts of a pine tree are edible?"
4. "Next Question. How about you, the dumb conservative who thinks I give a damn about his opinion."
5. "When ya git as old as me, yer laxative never kicks in, yar."
Best of Army of Mom From that other thread
I'm like a dog in heat,
a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex,
cause me so horny
Super Blazing Saddles Best of Submariner
I did NOT get a "harumph" from THAT man...
Best of Army of Mom
When I was your age, I was out having wild sex and drinking heavily. Why are you sitting in a boring old press conference? Go out and live your life. Gees, kids today.
Best of Submariner
Dammit, Katie; I said "PULL IT!"
Best of Submariner
Oh fergawd's sake; the figgin' hole in the fence is right over there, Hector.
Best of Chrees
"You. Yes, you. I'm willing to make sure someone remains in your ass for the next 100 years as well."
Best of metalgarth
twenny fie, twenny fie, do I hear twenny fie? thirrdy, thirddy, do hear thirddy fie...
going once, going twice... sold to old lady in the tan pantsuit.
Auctioning off national soveriegnty came naturally to Lettuce McCain
Best of duke of red
"Look!! There's Charlie all over the Gawd-dang place!!"
Best of divine miss m
John McCain Live at Budokan:
I want YOU to want ME!
Best of prince of leaves
McCain points at Rudy in the crowd and emits an unearthly RINO screech, in the disturbing climactic scene from "Invasion of the Nomination Snatchers".
Best of Targetpractice
ORA: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me."
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Yes, you. The sensible housewife in the back who keeps calling me Phil. What's your question?"
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Not related to this, but certainly a caption worth pic -
Joe Bruno and Eliot Spitzer share a quiet moment.
When I was your age, I was out having wild sex and drinking heavily. Why are you sitting in a boring old press conference? Go out and live your life. Gees, kids today.
Dammit, Katie; I said "PULL IT!"
Right there - she misspelled "too." How f'n stupid ARE these anti-military scum?
Oh fergawd's sake; the figgin' hole in the fence is right over there, Hector.
Get off ma' yard!
"You. Yes, you. I'm willing to make sure someone remains in your ass for the next 100 years as well."
V. not to be pickin' nits, but your #1? That should be the starboard bow...
"Or you can have what Jay has on his table."
Thought of that, Subby, but I thought 'port bow' had a better cadence and anyway, you can use your right arm to point left.
twenny fie, twenny fie, do I hear twenny fie? thirrdy, thirddy, do hear thirddy fie...
going once, going twice... sold to old lady in the tan pantsuit.
Auctioning off national soveriegnty came naturally to Lettuce McCain
V the K said...
Thought of that, Subby, but I thought 'port bow' had a better cadence and anyway, you can use your right arm to point left.
But V! Juan would NEVER confuse his right with the left...
"Look!! There's Charlie all over the Gawd-dang place!!"
"Sir, if you say, 'What smells like mothballs' one more time, I will personally shove this microphone up your a$$."
"Only YOU can prevent forest fires." http://historiccamdencounty.com/ccnews89_08_big.jpg
"You'll pull it and you'll like the way it smells! What are you going to do, vote for Obama?"
Pointing to a graphic image of himself, McCain shouts, "It's right there you idiot, that small portion of my little toe that is colored red--that is my conservative part."
I did NOT get a "harumph" from THAT man...
"It was parked right there!" The senator's staff gently reminded him that he hadn't, in fact, driven his Cadillac to the campaign event.
Is it just me, or is this season's American Idol the lamest one yet?
"...and that's where we stopped Pancho Villa in 1903."
John McCain Live at Budokan:
I want YOU to want ME!
"There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me;
Get him up against the wall!"
McCain points at Rudy in the crowd and emits an unearthly RINO screech, in the disturbing climactic scene from "Invasion of the Nomination Snatchers".
“Security! The Easter Basket stealing guerrilla is back there, hiding behind the guy with the ‘Ron Paul’ sign.”
“I’m to the left of the leftmost of the neo-con left, but I’m to the right of the rightmost Rev. Wright-Lite right-wingers.”
“With my proposed tax increase, Mickey’s big hand will be pointing to the ‘3’: with Hill or Obama, Mickey’s hand will be pointed at ‘11’.”
“My friends, if I am elected as your President, I will outlaw any and all uses of ‘I’m a little tea pot’ or ‘Macarena’ references in any of curly’s posts at CapThis.”
ORA: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me."
"Yes, you. The sensible housewife in the back who keeps calling me Phil. What's your question?"
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