Monday, March 24, 2008

Monday Morning Geezer


1. "Yar! Be that a smelly pirate hooker spies I off the port bow?"

2. Standard McVain Cap #32: "We have a bingo at table three!"

3. ORA: "Did you know that many parts of a pine tree are edible?"

4. "Next Question. How about you, the dumb conservative who thinks I give a damn about his opinion."

5. "When ya git as old as me, yer laxative never kicks in, yar."

Best of Army of Mom From that other thread

I'm like a dog in heat,
a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex,
cause me so horny

Super Blazing Saddles Best of Submariner
I did NOT get a "harumph" from THAT man...

Best of Army of Mom
When I was your age, I was out having wild sex and drinking heavily. Why are you sitting in a boring old press conference? Go out and live your life. Gees, kids today.

Best of Submariner
Dammit, Katie; I said "PULL IT!"

Best of Submariner
Oh fergawd's sake; the figgin' hole in the fence is right over there, Hector.

Best of Chrees
"You. Yes, you. I'm willing to make sure someone remains in your ass for the next 100 years as well."

Best of metalgarth
twenny fie, twenny fie, do I hear twenny fie? thirrdy, thirddy, do hear thirddy fie...
going once, going twice... sold to old lady in the tan pantsuit.
Auctioning off national soveriegnty came naturally to Lettuce McCain

Best of duke of red
"Look!! There's Charlie all over the Gawd-dang place!!"

Best of divine miss m
John McCain Live at Budokan:
I want YOU to want ME!

Best of prince of leaves
McCain points at Rudy in the crowd and emits an unearthly RINO screech, in the disturbing climactic scene from "Invasion of the Nomination Snatchers".

Best of Targetpractice
ORA: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Yes, you. The sensible housewife in the back who keeps calling me Phil. What's your question?"

30 comments:

lawhawk said...

Not related to this, but certainly a caption worth pic -

Joe Bruno and Eliot Spitzer share a quiet moment.

Army of Mom said...

When I was your age, I was out having wild sex and drinking heavily. Why are you sitting in a boring old press conference? Go out and live your life. Gees, kids today.

Submariner said...

Dammit, Katie; I said "PULL IT!"

Submariner said...

Right there - she misspelled "too." How f'n stupid ARE these anti-military scum?

Submariner said...

Oh fergawd's sake; the figgin' hole in the fence is right over there, Hector.

The Man said...

Get off ma' yard!

Chrees said...

"You. Yes, you. I'm willing to make sure someone remains in your ass for the next 100 years as well."

Submariner said...

V. not to be pickin' nits, but your #1? That should be the starboard bow...

Silhouette said...

"Or you can have what Jay has on his table."

V the K said...

Thought of that, Subby, but I thought 'port bow' had a better cadence and anyway, you can use your right arm to point left.

metalgarth said...

twenny fie, twenny fie, do I hear twenny fie? thirrdy, thirddy, do hear thirddy fie...

going once, going twice... sold to old lady in the tan pantsuit.

Auctioning off national soveriegnty came naturally to Lettuce McCain

Submariner said...

V the K said...
Thought of that, Subby, but I thought 'port bow' had a better cadence and anyway, you can use your right arm to point left.


But V! Juan would NEVER confuse his right with the left...

duke of red said...

"Look!! There's Charlie all over the Gawd-dang place!!"

duke of red said...

"Sir, if you say, 'What smells like mothballs' one more time, I will personally shove this microphone up your a$$."

duke of red said...

"Only YOU can prevent forest fires." http://historiccamdencounty.com/ccnews89_08_big.jpg

Van Helsing said...

"You'll pull it and you'll like the way it smells! What are you going to do, vote for Obama?"

mklasing said...

Pointing to a graphic image of himself, McCain shouts, "It's right there you idiot, that small portion of my little toe that is colored red--that is my conservative part."

Submariner said...

I did NOT get a "harumph" from THAT man...

Jack Reacher said...

"It was parked right there!" The senator's staff gently reminded him that he hadn't, in fact, driven his Cadillac to the campaign event.

Jack Reacher said...

Is it just me, or is this season's American Idol the lamest one yet?

Jack Reacher said...

"...and that's where we stopped Pancho Villa in 1903."

divine miss m said...

John McCain Live at Budokan:
I want YOU to want ME!

racerboy said...

"There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me;
Get him up against the wall!"

prince of leaves said...

McCain points at Rudy in the crowd and emits an unearthly RINO screech, in the disturbing climactic scene from "Invasion of the Nomination Snatchers".

curly said...

“Security! The Easter Basket stealing guerrilla is back there, hiding behind the guy with the ‘Ron Paul’ sign.”

curly said...

“I’m to the left of the leftmost of the neo-con left, but I’m to the right of the rightmost Rev. Wright-Lite right-wingers.”

curly said...

“With my proposed tax increase, Mickey’s big hand will be pointing to the ‘3’: with Hill or Obama, Mickey’s hand will be pointed at ‘11’.”

curly said...

“My friends, if I am elected as your President, I will outlaw any and all uses of ‘I’m a little tea pot’ or ‘Macarena’ references in any of curly’s posts at CapThis.”

Targetpractice said...

ORA: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me."

Capt. Queeg said...

"Yes, you. The sensible housewife in the back who keeps calling me Phil. What's your question?"