Monday, March 24, 2008
Monday Morning Geezer
1. "Yar! Be that a smelly pirate hooker spies I off the port bow?"
2. Standard McVain Cap #32: "We have a bingo at table three!"
3. ORA: "Did you know that many parts of a pine tree are edible?"
4. "Next Question. How about you, the dumb conservative who thinks I give a damn about his opinion."
5. "When ya git as old as me, yer laxative never kicks in, yar."
Best of Army of Mom From that other thread
I'm like a dog in heat,
a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex,
cause me so horny
Super Blazing Saddles Best of Submariner
I did NOT get a "harumph" from THAT man...
Best of Army of Mom
When I was your age, I was out having wild sex and drinking heavily. Why are you sitting in a boring old press conference? Go out and live your life. Gees, kids today.
Best of Submariner
Dammit, Katie; I said "PULL IT!"
Best of Submariner
Oh fergawd's sake; the figgin' hole in the fence is right over there, Hector.
Best of Chrees
"You. Yes, you. I'm willing to make sure someone remains in your ass for the next 100 years as well."
Best of metalgarth
twenny fie, twenny fie, do I hear twenny fie? thirrdy, thirddy, do hear thirddy fie...
going once, going twice... sold to old lady in the tan pantsuit.
Auctioning off national soveriegnty came naturally to Lettuce McCain
Best of duke of red
"Look!! There's Charlie all over the Gawd-dang place!!"
Best of divine miss m
John McCain Live at Budokan:
I want YOU to want ME!
Best of prince of leaves
McCain points at Rudy in the crowd and emits an unearthly RINO screech, in the disturbing climactic scene from "Invasion of the Nomination Snatchers".
Best of Targetpractice
ORA: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes. Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me."
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Yes, you. The sensible housewife in the back who keeps calling me Phil. What's your question?"