Thursday, March 20, 2008

Mmmmm... Toasty


1. Yeah, well, thanks to 7 of 9, Barack Obama is going to be the next POTUS. Top that, toasters!

2. In Soviet Russia, toaster pops up you! Actually, it works the same here, in this case.

3. "God has a plan for you, Hillary," Number Six whispered seductively.

4. "A few users have reported problems with fembots malfunctioning and killing their users," Bill Gates told reporters. "But we expect to have a patch available to fix this problem sometime in the third quarter."

5. "Feh," Sully sniffed. "I know you guys think I'm a big fag, but the truth is, I only have two of those outfits."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"By your command... Seriuosly... Anything you want... Name it..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Curse the Cylons!
-They've devastated humanity.
-They pursue and destroy.
-They make my pants fit a little tighter.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I think I just rebooted in my boxers.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You guys go on and search for that lost Colony thingy... I'm gonna hang around here a bit..."

Best of Chrees
Who are three cylons that have never been in my kitchen?

Best of Nose
Lawless. Braless. Flawless.

Best of prince of leaves
First Bank of Caprica's "free toaster" promotion earned them many, many new checking accounts.

Best of Army of Mom
Army of Dad, meet your children's new disciplinarian, social skills teacher and laundress. I'm outsourcing.

24 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"By your command... Seriuosly... Anything you want... Name it..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cylon's got the best chassis.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hot Robot Thursday

Son Of The Godfather said...

That Gaius Baltar is a slimey, traitorous bastard... Still though, you can kinda get the reasoning...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Boomer? I'd boom the sh*t outta 'er."

Submariner said...

Go with you? Sorry, SOTG - these ARE my prom dates...

Submariner said...

Why yes, I WOULD like to play in your dungeon...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Playstation: Ultimate Edition

Son Of The Godfather said...

Can we borrow some of these toasters for the Sarah Conner Chronicles? I think they'd get more done.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Curse the Cylons!
-They've devastated humanity.
-They pursue and destroy.
-They make my pants fit a little tighter.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They'd be perfect if it weren't for the pre-installed Vista.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I have important information... Can I insert my floppy and upload?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby was cleared of all sexual harrassment charges when it was revealed he was only searching for the CTRL-ALT-DEL buttons.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think I just rebooted in my boxers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You guys go on and search for that lost Colony thingy... I'm gonna hang around here a bit..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Our mission is to eliminate Admiral Obama... err... Adama."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Frack me!

Chrees said...

Who are three cylons that have never been in my kitchen?

kg said...

Updated for 2008, it's Obama's Angels! ....once upon a time there were three beautiful girls who went to the police academy.....

Nose said...

Lawless. Braless. Flawless.

prince of leaves said...

First Bank of Caprica's "free toaster" promotion earned them many, many new checking accounts.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad, meet your children's new disciplinarian, social skills teacher and laundress. I'm outsourcing.

Army of Mom said...

I think I'm going to like the castaways on the new Gilligan's Island.

Army of Mom said...

Dungeons and Dragons takes on a new persona after the death of its creator. Strangely, teenage boys and dorks everywhere really like this version.