1. Dilbert snaps.
2. "What? A woman exposing herself to infidels on the subway? I'm on my way!" Islamic Honor Man springs into action.
3. Carrot-Top's buff younger brother is about to lose another temp job.
4. "Uh, Yeah. It's just we're putting out new dress-codes for casual Fridays. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to cover your mid-riff and wear pants from now on, that'd be great."
5. I give up. What do you get when you cross Thundarr the Barbarian, John Wayne Gacy, and a Lhasa Apso?
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