Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Meet the New Boss, Not Quite the Same As the Old Boss

Subby


1. Dilbert snaps.

2. "What? A woman exposing herself to infidels on the subway? I'm on my way!" Islamic Honor Man springs into action.

3. Carrot-Top's buff younger brother is about to lose another temp job.

4. "Uh, Yeah. It's just we're putting out new dress-codes for casual Fridays. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to cover your mid-riff and wear pants from now on, that'd be great."

5. I give up. What do you get when you cross Thundarr the Barbarian, John Wayne Gacy, and a Lhasa Apso?

Best of Two Dogs
Hank took it upon himself to ensure that the Chuck Taylor factory was free of heterosexuals.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ronald McDonald: The Quickening

Why you should re-cap the White-out.

Horton Hears A WTF?!?

Cyndi Lauper's brother just LOVES powdered donuts.

Troy took the death of Gary Gygax pretty hard.

Best of mklasing
When PC man heard that Mac Daddy was coming to rumble, he got battle ready.

Best of Nose
Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!
Form of a GAY SUPERHERO!

Best of Adjustah
Seriously, how much more work is Kathy Griffin going to have done?!

Best of Submariner
Dad?!?

45 comments:

Two Dogs said...

Hank took it upon himself to ensure that the Chuck Taylor factory was free of heterosexuals.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The obvious result of FraggleRock eugenics.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ronald McDonald: The Quickening

foz said...

Boxers or briefs?

Depends.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Maniacal samurai clowns are a sure way to tell that someone's tampered with your coffee.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why you should re-cap the White-out.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Horton Hears A WTF?!?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cyndi Lauper's brother just LOVES powdered donuts.

Submariner said...

I'm looking for an Apple to peel and core...

Submariner said...

When he saw Spitzer's babe in the bikini, I'm SURE he cried out "Thundercats - HO!"

Submariner said...

Well, you see, I'm confident, just not so sure...

Submariner said...

Toonces wondered; "Why do my dreams always end this way?"

Chrees said...

Going/went cosplay--verb; becoming uncontrollably angry to the point of violence while dressed in a manga or anime-type costume.

Usage: Michael went cosplay when told he had to stay late and work on the TPS reports.

Submariner said...

Go ahead, buddy - call me a "pusseh" ONE more time...

Submariner said...

Felix was a pretty good worker, except for that whole "feline violence spasms and spraying the territory" thing.

mklasing said...

It's Casual Friday at the Senate Offices of Larry Craig.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Could you describe the assailant?"
"Uhm... Let's just forget the whole thing, o.k.?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr. Caruthers?... The Vista Service Pack is finally here..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

They are a proud people, the Warriors of Chernobyl.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A Kookwork Orange

Son Of The Godfather said...

Troy took the death of Gary Gygax pretty hard.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Not as popular at V the K's:
Ball-sac Tuesdays

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

DEDICATION:
2008: A Space Oddity

R.I.P. Arthur C. Clarke (via Drudge). :(

Son Of The Godfather said...

What we'd all like to see Heather Mills get in the settlement.

Tim said...

-Lion-o LOVED his chair

Rodney Dill said...

"Help me Opium Kenobe, you're my only hope."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hab you seen my stapeler?"

mklasing said...

"Have you ever noticed how weird Bob is? I mean, he clearly shaves his thighs."

mklasing said...

When PC man heard that Mac Daddy was coming to rumble, he got battle ready.

mklasing said...

Unfortunately for Susan the receptionist she made one ThuderCat-Mime joke too many and was subsequently skewered.

Nose said...

Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!

Form of a GAY SUPERHERO!

Arcticman Speaks! said...

One day Britney looked deeply into the mirror and discovered a rather nasty side effect.

Van Helsing said...

To dispel criticism that he would be soft on defense, Obama has added a bold new advisor to his policy team.

Cybrludite said...

When furries go postal...

Adjustah said...

Seriously, how much more work is Kathy Griffin going to have done?!

Submariner said...

Jacko was excited by Lionel's T-zone and immediately scheduled a consultation with his surgeon.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

SOTG, bro - you need to post more frequently or else you'll keep "binge posting" every time you fall off the wagon. Seriously dude, get some help...

;-))))) btw - some great ones in there...

Submariner said...

Barney Frank's interns wore a slightly different uniform than most.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby - Why are you revealing the inspiration for my caps on a public forum?!? heh

Also, What are the odds... That IS my outfit!

Jonathan said...

John Edwards found that the transition back into the private sector was tough.

Submariner said...

Dad?!?

Adjustah said...

As a young lad, Lion-O always wondered if he's ever fill out his grape-smugglers completely.

sonicfrog said...

In the long awaited "Office Space" sequel, the Michael Bolton character completely loses it and goes all meshugena.