1. Ang Lee directs his first "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" commercial.
2. We've replaced Mark's usual West Hollywood neighborhood with Amarillo, TX. Let's see if he notices.
3. Client No. 8: Steve Jobs.
4. A struggling Conan O'Brien was once forced to make ends meet by serving as the "second pair of hands" in a Jim McGreevey marital three-way.
5. Sonic Frog, your prom date is here.
Best of Tim
The Apple design team was encouraged to "Live Apple"
Best of duke of red
You should see his blackBerries.
Best of mklasing
On his third and last day at work, Bob the Marketing Director displays his new idea for ad slogans, "iPhones Raise Me Up" and "Apple Stands Firm to Stiff Competition."
Best of The Man
It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.
Best of Rodney Dill
Chip was a few pins shy of being firmly seated.
Best of Adjustah
Sadly, this means six more weeks of Winter.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Where's William Tell when you really need him?
Best of Chrees
Robert Applethorpe's pictures were even more disturbing than his famous uncle.
Best of sonicfrog
Uhm, we DO see his blackBerries!
Best of Army of Dad
Only one thing could get the Silky Pony's eyes to wander from the hair...
Best of Submariner
Swim suit by Johnny Weir.
Body by Duncan Donuts.
61 comments:
iWrong
Maybe al'Gore DID invent the internet afterall. Can he explain this?
I'll take "Barney Frank's Fantasies" for $100, Alex...
The Apple design team was encouraged to "Live Apple"
If say this guy is a homosexual then you are not being very P.C. about a Mac.
The larval form of Apple "Genius's"
Reason number 347 to not date Macheads
Judging by those thighs, I'm guessing he has a pretty wide stance.
You should see his blackBerries.
On his third and last day at work, Bob the Marketing Director displays his new idea for ad slogans, "iPhones Raise Me Up" and "Apple Stands Firm to Stiff Competition."
It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.
Fruit of the Loon
Obama's other minister was less controversial, but still a total nutjob.
The marketing department missed with their campaign to tie in the success of the iPod with their new, unisex exercise leotard. The "iTard" was an abyssmal failure.
Motty Rabinowitz forms a formidable new gang -Mott's Apple Jews.
Excuse me, sir, your iPod is showing.
To wear such a tight-fitting getup, you probably want a big Mac.
Looks like the worm is stayin' inside.
iRishCurse
"I'll take 'things that can wreck your political future' for $1000, Alex."
That reminds me... I hope the new Star Trek movie sticks to Trek canon... For example, the uniforms... Especially the uniforms.
Black guy: Yo dog, you're a little pitchy in spots, a'ight?
Drunk chick: You're butiful inside, an I wanna spfrufka glock.
English twit: What the f&ck?
Mark would have to find another way to Hollywood...
Now is zee time on Shprockets ven vee reboot
Chip was a few pins shy of being firmly seated.
Sadly, this means six more weeks of Winter.
Where's William Tell when you really need him?
That picture scares me to my very core.
At Sully's, "bobbing for apples" has a slightly different meaning.
Looks a little bit like Stargate Command's Major General Hank Landry... Faux Bridges?
Most saw him as a quiet loner, but later interviews with family members revealed Gary was indeed a bad apple.
After a brokered convention, the Dems' chose a more electable compromise candidate who waited nervously offstage for his introduction.
Robert Applethorpe's pictures were even more disturbing than his famous uncle.
"Stemming" from a warped upbringing by his Granny Smith, Braeburn just sat around the house all day listening to The Fuji's and The Core's.
"An apple a day" works on more than just doctors.
Further proof that Eve suffered from macular degeneration.
I've been to the Cider house... It most definitely does NOT rule.
Nice applebag, Kevin... Is that where they got the term "Apple-tini"?
You should see his blackBerries.
Uhm, we DO see his blackBerries!
Sonic Frog, your prom date is here.
P'shaw, my prom date had a bigger stem...
The worm in the apple.
Reboot... Reboot... REBOOT...
Well, I guess it's confirmed - Mac's get I. D. 10 T. errors too...
Ver Word: I J VD TO
Looks like the Soviet women's swim team is being sponsored by Apple....
iPud
Only one thing could get the Silky Pony's eyes to wander from the hair...
Judging by the look on his face and the way he is standing he must have something shoved up his...
A young Jeff Bridges discovers his creative juices
In the words of the Rolling Stones:
Bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots!
It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.
No, it doesn't.
iPull
Mac announces new access dongle
I TOLD you not to go "shopping" with Dawn, but would you listen, dude? Noooooo...
Swim suit by Johnny Weir.
Body by Duncan Donuts.
Reason #17 on why you shouldn't pick all upsets on your bracket...
Oh, I've seen this one. Next thing you know the alien comes ripping out of that distension. Funny though, I remember John Hurt looking different...
OK, you've traded the new car and vacation in Rio for what's behind Door #2; show him what he's won!
Uh, Bill? Did you pick the "Captain Dork" costume by mistake or did you lose the bet?
Manzanas Machacadas, the Castro-district's luchador entry in the Lucha Libre tournament, didn't fare too well.
Uh, more Granny Smith than Delicious
iKnob
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