Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Mac Daddy



1. Ang Lee directs his first "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" commercial.

2. We've replaced Mark's usual West Hollywood neighborhood with Amarillo, TX. Let's see if he notices.

3. Client No. 8: Steve Jobs.

4. A struggling Conan O'Brien was once forced to make ends meet by serving as the "second pair of hands" in a Jim McGreevey marital three-way.

5. Sonic Frog, your prom date is here.

Best of Tim
The Apple design team was encouraged to "Live Apple"

Best of duke of red
You should see his blackBerries.

Best of mklasing
On his third and last day at work, Bob the Marketing Director displays his new idea for ad slogans, "iPhones Raise Me Up" and "Apple Stands Firm to Stiff Competition."

Best of The Man
It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.

Best of Rodney Dill
Chip was a few pins shy of being firmly seated.

Best of Adjustah
Sadly, this means six more weeks of Winter.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Where's William Tell when you really need him?

Best of Chrees
Robert Applethorpe's pictures were even more disturbing than his famous uncle.

Best of sonicfrog
Uhm, we DO see his blackBerries!

Best of Army of Dad
Only one thing could get the Silky Pony's eyes to wander from the hair...

Best of Submariner
Swim suit by Johnny Weir.
Body by Duncan Donuts.

61 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

iWrong

Submariner said...

Maybe al'Gore DID invent the internet afterall. Can he explain this?

Submariner said...

I'll take "Barney Frank's Fantasies" for $100, Alex...

Tim said...

The Apple design team was encouraged to "Live Apple"

Double the U said...

If say this guy is a homosexual then you are not being very P.C. about a Mac.

Tim said...

The larval form of Apple "Genius's"

Tim said...

Reason number 347 to not date Macheads

Larry Craig said...

Judging by those thighs, I'm guessing he has a pretty wide stance.

duke of red said...

You should see his blackBerries.

mklasing said...

On his third and last day at work, Bob the Marketing Director displays his new idea for ad slogans, "iPhones Raise Me Up" and "Apple Stands Firm to Stiff Competition."

The Man said...

It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fruit of the Loon

The Man said...

Obama's other minister was less controversial, but still a total nutjob.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The marketing department missed with their campaign to tie in the success of the iPod with their new, unisex exercise leotard. The "iTard" was an abyssmal failure.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Motty Rabinowitz forms a formidable new gang -Mott's Apple Jews.

shoechick said...

Excuse me, sir, your iPod is showing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

To wear such a tight-fitting getup, you probably want a big Mac.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like the worm is stayin' inside.

Son Of The Godfather said...

iRishCurse

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'll take 'things that can wreck your political future' for $1000, Alex."

Son Of The Godfather said...

That reminds me... I hope the new Star Trek movie sticks to Trek canon... For example, the uniforms... Especially the uniforms.

Chrees said...

Black guy: Yo dog, you're a little pitchy in spots, a'ight?

Drunk chick: You're butiful inside, an I wanna spfrufka glock.

English twit: What the f&ck?

Mark would have to find another way to Hollywood...

Rodney Dill said...

Now is zee time on Shprockets ven vee reboot

Rodney Dill said...

Chip was a few pins shy of being firmly seated.

Adjustah said...

Sadly, this means six more weeks of Winter.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where's William Tell when you really need him?

Son Of The Godfather said...

That picture scares me to my very core.

Son Of The Godfather said...

At Sully's, "bobbing for apples" has a slightly different meaning.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks a little bit like Stargate Command's Major General Hank Landry... Faux Bridges?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Most saw him as a quiet loner, but later interviews with family members revealed Gary was indeed a bad apple.

Jay Guevara said...

After a brokered convention, the Dems' chose a more electable compromise candidate who waited nervously offstage for his introduction.

Chrees said...

Robert Applethorpe's pictures were even more disturbing than his famous uncle.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Stemming" from a warped upbringing by his Granny Smith, Braeburn just sat around the house all day listening to The Fuji's and The Core's.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"An apple a day" works on more than just doctors.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Further proof that Eve suffered from macular degeneration.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I've been to the Cider house... It most definitely does NOT rule.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice applebag, Kevin... Is that where they got the term "Apple-tini"?

sonicfrog said...

You should see his blackBerries.

Uhm, we DO see his blackBerries!

sonicfrog said...

Sonic Frog, your prom date is here.

P'shaw, my prom date had a bigger stem...

Rodney Dill said...

The worm in the apple.

sonicfrog said...

Reboot... Reboot... REBOOT...

sonicfrog said...

Well, I guess it's confirmed - Mac's get I. D. 10 T. errors too...

Ver Word: I J VD TO

sonicfrog said...

Looks like the Soviet women's swim team is being sponsored by Apple....

Adjustah said...

iPud

Army of Dad said...

Only one thing could get the Silky Pony's eyes to wander from the hair...

Army of Dad said...

Judging by the look on his face and the way he is standing he must have something shoved up his...

Arcticman Speaks! said...

A young Jeff Bridges discovers his creative juices

Army of Mom said...

In the words of the Rolling Stones:

Bite the big apple, don't mind the maggots!

Cybrludite said...

It's Apple swimwear. It may cost more and be less efficient than Speedos, but you look cooler.

No, it doesn't.

Rodney Dill said...

iPull

Rodney Dill said...

Mac announces new access dongle

Submariner said...

I TOLD you not to go "shopping" with Dawn, but would you listen, dude? Noooooo...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Swim suit by Johnny Weir.
Body by Duncan Donuts.

Submariner said...

Reason #17 on why you shouldn't pick all upsets on your bracket...

Submariner said...

Oh, I've seen this one. Next thing you know the alien comes ripping out of that distension. Funny though, I remember John Hurt looking different...

Submariner said...

OK, you've traded the new car and vacation in Rio for what's behind Door #2; show him what he's won!

Submariner said...

Uh, Bill? Did you pick the "Captain Dork" costume by mistake or did you lose the bet?

Submariner said...

Manzanas Machacadas, the Castro-district's luchador entry in the Lucha Libre tournament, didn't fare too well.

Rodney Dill said...

Uh, more Granny Smith than Delicious

Rodney Dill said...

iKnob