Thursday, March 27, 2008

Kari Byron Sends Me Mixed Signals

1. The list of the "Claw-Killer's" victims include a clown, a Scotsmen, and at least one twink in a wife-beater shirt.

2. Here we see illustrated the two elements for Subby's prom date. Inflatable + Woman.

3. For his 17th birthday, Corbett thought he had outgrown balloons. Corbett was wrong.

4. ORA: "Opus? Cutter John? Are you ready to go?"

5. "These are actually hydrogen balloons. Tory and I are building a MOAB."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Hubble Telescope Repair Team thinks "out of the box".

Best of attmay
"Hey, it worked when Winnie the Pooh, didn't it? Didn't it? It didn't? Damn it!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Eva wasn't going to let the MSU Spartans spoil any festivities at the 'Big House' this year.

Best of Steve O
If you say it's fun I guess I'm in, but I've never played "fisting for keeps" before.

Best of prince of leaves
Even in San Francisco, the new "placental inflation" fad was considered a little offputting.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, Mr. Clinton, I did blow these up myself. Why do you ask?"

Best of GregMan
The Scottish Baloon Pervert realized his finest dream had come true.

Best of curly
Edwards Scissors-hands, your Gothic/Catholic schoolgirl mimicking, helium addicted, pre-Obama bubble bursting, leaf raking, non-black balloon carrying prom date is here.

Best of Steve O
And a free baloon with every adult circumcision.

34 comments:

Submariner said...

Methinks she has a very practical reason for using only her left hand for wiping...



and V? That # 2 was NOT supposed to be for public sharing... ;-)

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Chrees said...

Cirque du Krueger

Anonymous said...

You know if she wasn't living in San Fransisco, wasn't an artist, wasn't a vegetarian, and wasn't best friends with two strange goofy guys . . . Christ I have gotten cranky and picky in my old age.

shoechick said...

I guess that explains the bloody dildo reference from the pics of the twinks below.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Nice balloons!... Hey, what are those colorful things you're holding?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Normally, I like my girls "half-naked-on-a-wood-floor" crazy, but I wouldn't turn away a "John-Wayne-Gacy-Freddy-Krueger" crazy chick... if she had a nice personality.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wolverine on his 8th birthday:
"Mom?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Hubble Telescope Repair Team thinks "out of the box".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You're from Mythbusters?... I hereby state that I can make love to you all night long."

attmay said...

"Hey, it worked when Winnie the Pooh, didn't it? Didn't it? It didn't? Damn it!"

Rodney Dill said...

Eva wasn't going to let the MSU Spartans spoil any festivities at the 'Big House' this year.

Chrees said...

Tom Wolfe's next book is a follow-up: "I Was Charlotte Simmons"

Steve O said...

If you say it's fun I guess I'm in, but I've never played "fisting for keeps" before.

prince of leaves said...

Strewn across the parking lot behind her, we see ample evidence of why girls with Edward Scissorhands appendages should not pursue careers as balloon-animal artists.

prince of leaves said...

Even in San Francisco, the new "placental inflation" fad was considered a little offputting.

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, Mr. Clinton, I did blow these up myself. Why do you ask?"

curly said...

America’s balloons have come home to Ruth.

curly said...

Obama’s policy to gut the Air Force includes a plan to replace our bombers with rainbow colored balloon sculptures.

Submariner said...

Here ya go, Rev. Jackson, your new Rainbow Coalition Banner; each participant is full of hot air and multi-colored to represent... no, I DIDN'T "forget" to put in black ones.


ATDHE

Submariner said...

I don't know exactly what Bernice was giving away with each sale, but from the looks of the used vehicles lot behind her, it was successful.

Submariner said...

Same ORA as V's #4:

After seeing the new starship intern, Binkley decided not to awaken the rest of the crew, but to just man up and conduct the maiden voyage without them...

Tim said...

The Menstruation Fairy can strike anywhere.

GregMan said...

I see Wolverine has finally faced up to his/her true self and gone and had the operation.

GregMan said...

The Scottish Baloon Pervert realized his finest dream had come true.

GregMan said...

One of Shrillary's superdelegates comes up with a carbon-neutral way to travel to the Democrat Convention this year.

GregMan said...

ORA: Man, Pibgorn has really let herself go.

Son Of The Godfather said...

curly said...
America’s balloons have come home to Ruth.


Groan factor = double-plus bonus points! :)

curly said...

Edwards Scissors-hands, your Gothic/Catholic schoolgirl mimicking, helium addicted, pre-Obama bubble bursting, leaf raking, non-black balloon carrying prom date is here.

Thanks, SOTG!

Steve O said...

The kind you don't take home to mother.

Steve O said...

And a free baloon with every adult circumcision.

Steve O said...

And a free balloon with every back-alley abortion.

curly said...

With fuel prices raising the cost of airline tickets, joining the mile high club has become extremely complicated for the budget conscious.