Saturday, March 29, 2008
I'll Have What They're Having
1. "I hope you're not expecting me to put out, just because you bought me dinner."
2. "Do you have any picture menus? We went to public school."
3. "You're getting the Jumbo Burrito Fiesta Platter? Well, I know someone who gets his own tent at the scout camp-out."
4. "So, are we binging or purging today?"
5. "Well, I'm gonna have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Speaking of pigs in a blanket, how is your sister?"
Best of Silhouette
"Yes, Bobby is ours but Tommy is adopted. We make no difference between them, mind you. Other than making Tommy wear the giant A all the time."
Best of Mr. Right
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what a Quarter Pounder is."
"What'd they call it?"
"They call it Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?"
"Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King."
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
I wonder what the "Barney Frank-N-Ferter" is???
Best of curly
“Do you want the Obama Special – an Oreo falafel – or the Hillary special – Chinese pork fried in lard?”
Best of Rodney Dill
This is Livonia, of course we can have beer with our steak and eggs before 8:00 AM
Best of Dwight Wannabe
Gallant politely asked the young waitress for his usual Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity breakfast, while Goofus leeringly ordered a furburger with a side order of thighs.
Best of Silhouette
Unlike Avalon Manor, what happens at Fernbank Elementary...stays on your permanent record.
Best of metalgarth
Nickelodeon's remake of "My Dinner With Andre" was just as boring, uninspired, pretentious, and unwatchable as the original.