1. "I hope you're not expecting me to put out, just because you bought me dinner."
2. "Do you have any picture menus? We went to public school."
3. "You're getting the Jumbo Burrito Fiesta Platter? Well, I know someone who gets his own tent at the scout camp-out."
4. "So, are we binging or purging today?"
5. "Well, I'm gonna have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Speaking of pigs in a blanket, how is your sister?"
Best of Silhouette
"Yes, Bobby is ours but Tommy is adopted. We make no difference between them, mind you. Other than making Tommy wear the giant A all the time."
Best of Mr. Right
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what a Quarter Pounder is."
"What'd they call it?"
"They call it Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?"
"Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King."
Best of Dr. Hardcrab
I wonder what the "Barney Frank-N-Ferter" is???
Best of curly
“Do you want the Obama Special – an Oreo falafel – or the Hillary special – Chinese pork fried in lard?”
Best of Rodney Dill
This is Livonia, of course we can have beer with our steak and eggs before 8:00 AM
Best of Dwight Wannabe
Gallant politely asked the young waitress for his usual Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity breakfast, while Goofus leeringly ordered a furburger with a side order of thighs.
Best of Silhouette
Unlike Avalon Manor, what happens at Fernbank Elementary...stays on your permanent record.
Best of metalgarth
Nickelodeon's remake of "My Dinner With Andre" was just as boring, uninspired, pretentious, and unwatchable as the original.
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"M-m-maaac-a-ro-ni and ch-ch-ch-cheese. Hey, phonics does work for me!"
"Speaking of pigs in a blanket, how is your sister?"
"It says domestic drafts and appetizers are half price until 6. Party time!"
"Do you think our waitress went to public school?"
"Well, she did fall for our fake I.D.s, Doctor Levenson."
"That she did, Professor Miller."
"Yes, Bobby is ours but Tommy is adopted. We make no difference between them, mind you. Other than making Tommy wear the giant A all the time."
Cowgirl.... $300
Bareback....$500
Around the world.....$1000
Mister Spitzer, what kind of restaurant is this?
"I don't get this 'Barney Frank Special'...why would anyone want tadziki on their hot dog?"
"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what a Quarter Pounder is."
"What'd they call it?"
"They call it Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?"
"Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King."
"I don't know what the menu says...it's in Canadian."
The decapitated bodies of Timmy and Zach would later be found in an empty lot, after the boys dared to read the Dreaded Cartoons of Blasphemy in Ali Baba's Coffee and Falafel Shop.
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I wonder what the "Barney Frank-N-Ferter" is???
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OOOPS!!!
Sorry Racerboy. Didn't see yours. My bad...
The Emperor’s Club clients numbers 6 and 7 remain anonymous due to their ages.
“Do you want the Obama Special – an Oreo falafel – or the Hillary special – Chinese pork fried in lard?”
This is Livonia, of course we can have beer with our steak and eggs before 8:00 AM
"Uncle Barney always gets me the roofie special. It tastes good, but my ass really hurts the next morning."
Gallant politely asked the young waitress for his usual Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity breakfast, while Goofus leeringly ordered a furburger with a side order of thighs.
Unlike Avalon Manor, what happens at Fernbank Elementary...stays on your permanent record.
Yeah, I hate getting the seat under the AC vent too.
I'll have the Moo Shoo Pork, and my date will have a Pu Pu Platter. Please give him extra poo...
Dey's uh, change-kabobs, change creole, change gumbo. There's pineapple change, lemon change, coconut change, pepper change, change soup, change stew, change salad, change and potatoes, change burger, change sandwich.
Goofus; "Be very, very nice to the waitress or she'll have the cook spit in your food. GIT YO A$$ OVER HERE, BI-YOTCH!
Nickelodeon's remake of "My Dinner With Andre" was just as boring, uninspired, pretentious, and unwatchable as the original.
This is the worst story ever. What kind of library is this?
Waiter: "Tea or water, boys?"
Goofus: "I'll have tea."
Gallant: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
Goofus: Dude, these braille menus are really cool.
Gallant: Dude. That is crusty old gravy.
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