Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Idiocy on the Move in the City by the Bay



1. Conveniently, Cindy Sheehan suggests what the length of her prison sentence for treason ought to be.

2. Answer to the riddle "What has eight legs and a collective IQ of 50?"

3. Nice to see the spell-checker from the Clinton campaign can still find work.

4. I want to see the other half of the sign, the half that says "... people is too long to have to put up with an attention-whoring mega-hag."

5. Chanting: "Stop the killing! Stop the war/We're not as dumb as you think we am!"

Best of divine miss m
5 extra IQ points to those few would be even better.

Best of Silhouette
Clearly, St. Paddy's Day has caused a temporary shortage of Os.

Best of Army of Dad
What spending five minutes with Cindy Sheehag is like to most people.

Best of Jack Reacher
She should have used some of her son's life insurance money to buy a vowel.

Best of Chrees
The townspeople of Many, Louisiana began erecting barriers immediately.

Best of Rodney Dill
Schlamiel, Schlamazel! Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!!!

Best of Adjustah
Tom and Amy's anniversary was once again spoiled by dyslexia...

Best of sonicfrog
5 years to many, 1825 days to others...

Best of shoechick
I AM IN UR SKOOLZ TEECHING SPELING.

Best of Keith Hersch
When you care enough to throw something together at the last minute.

Best of Mr. Right
Cindy Sheehan serves as Grand Marshal at the parade marking the fifth anniversary of the incorporation of the town of Toma, New York.

Best of Submariner
Seeing the Sheslag with the posie makes me think of "Flowers for Algernon" except the rat got smarter...

28 comments:

divine miss m said...

5 extra IQ points to those few would be even better.

Silhouette said...

College is 4 years to most, but it is 5 years to many.

Silhouette said...

5 yen for ears of corn or any of the tomatoes?

Silhouette said...

I"m pretty sure the cadence went, "Left, left, left, left..."

Submariner said...

I THINK they're Boston fans just trying to suggest a length for Mr. Ramirez' contract extension.

Submariner said...

Giving them quite the benefit of the doubt with your #2, aren't you V?

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia that they have the sign - the guy with the hat is related to Inflated Scrotum Guy...

Submariner said...

At least we now know who the Hilldawg was blowing kisses to...

Silhouette said...

Clearly, St. Paddy's Day has caused a temporary shortage of Os.

O'Silhouette

Submariner said...

Would it have been too much to ask to have them walking in Turtle Bay on the 15th?


What - too soon? (Or should I ask "to soon?")

Submariner said...

I don't know how, but I guarantee that when the error is pointed out to them, they'll blame Bush.

Army of Dad said...

What spending five minutes with Cindy Sheehag is like to most people.

Jack Reacher said...

She should have used some of her son's life insurance money to buy a vowel.

Anonymous said...

Uhhh, Pat-I'd like to buy a vowel....

Chrees said...

The townspeople of Many, Louisiana began erecting barriers immediately.

Rodney Dill said...

Who's Tom Any?

Rodney Dill said...

Schlamiel, Schlamazel! Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!!!

Chrees said...

It was embarrassingly apparent that spelling was not the strong point of Morons And Nags Yoonite.

Adjustah said...

Tom and Amy's anniversary was once again spoiled by dyslexia...

sonicfrog said...

5 years to many, 1825 days to others...

sonicfrog said...

Isn't Sheehan runing on the promisse of refoaming the edukashon systim...

shoechick said...

I AM IN UR SKOOLZ TEECHING SPELING.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I say lock "Many" up for SIX years for embarrassing our cause!... Again."

Silhouette said...
College is 4 years to most, but it is 5 years to many.


Nice. Very nice. :)

curly said...

Lent is to long!

Keith Hersch said...

When you care enough to throw something together at the last minute.

Mr. Right said...
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Mr. Right said...

Cindy Sheehan serves as Grand Marshal at the parade marking the fifth anniversary of the incorporation of the town of Toma, New York.

Submariner said...

Seeing the Sheslag with the posie makes me think of "Flowers for Algernon" except the rat got smarter...