Monday, March 31, 2008

I HAD A BERFDAY KAKE BUT I EATED IT

Happy Birthday Corbett

Jack Bauer

(TFTP - V the K's happy '24' substitute, Mondays on B4B)

1. Catnip munchies are the worst.

2. "A white cat eating a white cake with white frosting?" Dawn immediately alerts Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright to the blatant racism yet again on display at Cap This!

3. "What, nobody else wants any? Well, then, all I can say is 'Your loss, Mr. I'm-too-good-for -cake-the-cat-rubbed-his-ass on.'"

4. While Kari distracts the others with her colorful balloons and child-sized T-shirts, Mittens helps herself to the cake.

5. In the original version of "MacArthur Park," someone left the cake out and a cat ate it.

Best of Submariner
Nom, nom, nom >BURRRRRRP!< nom, nom...

Best of The Man
I CAN HAZ ME SUM TYP TOO DIABETEZ

Best of Army of Mom
Mmmm. Tastes like a stinky shoe. My favorite.

Best of Robert
I HAZ CAKES. I BARF ON UR BED.

Best of prince of leaves
An hour later, the yellow sign on the CapThis sidebar really came in handy.

13 comments:

shoechick said...

I CAN HAZ ICING?

Submariner said...

Nom, nom, nom >BURRRRRRP!< nom, nom...

Submariner said...

Not bad, but I thought it would be different when you were saying you were going to get me a "white mousse" for my birthday...

Submariner said...

I prefer crab cakes, but in a pinch...

Submariner said...

Wait a minute; what do you mean when you say "Sully put a 'special ingredient' in the creamy white icing?"

The Man said...

I CAN HAZ ME SUM TYP TOO DIABETEZ

Army of Mom said...

Oooh, I thought Army of Dad said he saw some pussy-eating. Not a pussy eating ...

Army of Mom said...

Mmmm. Tastes like a stinky shoe. My favorite.

Robert said...

I HAZ CAKES. I BARF ON UR BED.

Where's my Diet Code?

prince of leaves said...

Angel food. The devil's familiar. Nice juxtaposition.

prince of leaves said...

An hour later, the yellow sign on the CapThis sidebar really came in handy.

Submariner said...

Y U CALL IT "BARFDAY CAKE? NEVERMINDZ, I FINDZ OUT.

Arcticman Speaks! said...

"Alright.......If you cheap bastards at Caption This! won't share the Entemmen's than I'll just help myself!"