Happy Birthday Corbett
(TFTP - V the K's happy '24' substitute, Mondays on B4B)
1. Catnip munchies are the worst.
2. "A white cat eating a white cake with white frosting?" Dawn immediately alerts Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright to the blatant racism yet again on display at Cap This!
3. "What, nobody else wants any? Well, then, all I can say is 'Your loss, Mr. I'm-too-good-for -cake-the-cat-rubbed-his-ass on.'"
4. While Kari distracts the others with her colorful balloons and child-sized T-shirts, Mittens helps herself to the cake.
5. In the original version of "MacArthur Park," someone left the cake out and a cat ate it.
Best of Submariner
Nom, nom, nom >BURRRRRRP!< nom, nom...
Best of The Man
I CAN HAZ ME SUM TYP TOO DIABETEZ
Best of Army of Mom
Mmmm. Tastes like a stinky shoe. My favorite.
Best of Robert
I HAZ CAKES. I BARF ON UR BED.
Best of prince of leaves
An hour later, the yellow sign on the CapThis sidebar really came in handy.