1. "Tell me again, Assud, about how the Zionists must be pushed into the sea."
2. "Laura never needs to know about this, Client No. 1."
3. "I, for one, welcome our new plush velvet overlords."
4. "That's okay, George, it happens to all men, sometimes."
5. "This is bullsh!t! Get me outta this gawddam suit!" Dick Cheney was not happy with the latest attempt to soften his image.
Best of Silhouette
"I will hug her, and pet her, and name her George. Wait, I'm George."
Best of Van Helsing
W hasn't managed to alienate quite all of his supporters by helping the government bloat to many times its rightful size.
Best of metalgarth
Fiscal Conservative or the Easter Bunny? Find the fictional character in this picture.
Best of Rodney Dill
Dubya: "Guess I should've taken the blue pill."
Best of The Man
One lives in a fantasy world where there are chocolate rivers and candy cane trees. The other is just wearing a bunny suit.
Best of Double the U
You know, the Easter bunny, he is a typical white rabbit.
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, just snuggling is okay sometimes. This is nice."
Best of Submariner
I'm not just a member, you know; I'm the PRESIDENT of the Hare Club for Men.
Best of Silhouette
"170 over 110. You should lay off the eggs."
Best of curly
“So tell me, Easter Bunny: was Billy Beer really rabbit piss?”
Best of Dr.Hardcrab
Laura always tells me I do, but I like to always have a wild hare up my ass.....
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The city of Enumclaw has a friend in the White House.
Yet another "job that Americans won't do".
He's no Jimmy Carter.
"I will hug her, and pet her, and name her George. Wait, I'm George."
W hasn't managed to alienate quite all of his supporters by helping the government bloat to many times its rightful size.
Fiscal Conservative or the Easter Bunny? Find the fictional character in this picture.
Ever since watching "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," W has harbored a dirty little secret...
Looking back, the Furries did well from 2000 thru 2008... surprisingly well.
Once you go plush
Ya won't want other tush
Dubya: "Guess I should've taken the blue pill."
One lives in a fantasy world where there are chocolate rivers and candy cane trees. The other is just wearing a bunny suit.
Now that we took care of that...let's talk about my green card.
Great, now they have a picture of Bush with someone other then his wife. Now he will never get elected to a third term.
You know, the Easter bunny, he is a typical white rabbit.
"No, just snuggling is okay sometimes. This is nice."
If you hold it to your ear, you can hear the Cadbury factory.
President Elwood P. Dowd, left, seen here with Harvey the Pooka.
President Bush is seen holding his present from Hugh Hefner.
♪ If you could see her through my eyes...♪
"Fufu here holds a special place in my heart. You see, I bet a certain Colonel my TANG discharge that she'd 'place' in a race with a tortoise. The rest is history..."
You really ought to lay low, dear. Cheney IS in town...
Say, have you ever heard the joke about the politician and the Playboy bunny?
Go on, let your fur down. You know, we're quite alike you and I. Well, we have different backgrounds, me the President of the United States with a family and a white house and you a bunny rabbit with long floppy ears and a twitchy nose, but we're quite similar. You know why? We both live in cages. Except you can't see the bars in mine. Oh yes, I think I've had enough. Or a flashback...
I'm not just a member, you know; I'm the PRESIDENT of the Hare Club for Men.
ba-da-BUMP-bump
Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
"170 over 110. You should lay off the eggs."
Wow, so that's what they meant when they said don't eat the brown eggs...
“Did you know that Monica Lewinski was born in ‘The Year Of The Rabbit’?”
“So tell me, Easter Bunny: was Billy Beer really rabbit piss?”
“Sure, a rabbit dies every time a woman finds out that she’s pregnant, but does Reverend Wright ever speak out about it?”
“You have to leave now. With the Senator Craig fiasco, the last thing we need is another Thumper.”
"I'm a jackalope, wanna see my horns?"
"I'll protect you from that nasty Jimmy Carter."
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Laura always tells me I do, but I have always wanted to try to have a wild hare up my ass.....
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President Bush holds a press conference to unveil his latest secret weapon in the War Against Terror: The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, soon to be deployed to the caves of Eastern Afghanistan and the lawless Pakistani tribal regions.
Riffing on Dr. Hardcrab:
W. proves the lame-stream media pundits wrong by introducing the domesticated hare he has up his @ss on Fox & Friends...
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