Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter Monors!


1. Career Day at Hugh Hefner Elementary.

2. "Gee that bunny-man's been in the janitor's closet with Billy a long time."

3. "And we can use black jelly beans for our turds."

4. "Rabbits and eggs are pagan fertility symbols. Shouldn't we be naked?"

5. "I know you think this is a cute Easter activity, but Mr. Karr has had us making these things since September. It's all we *ever* do. Help us!"

Best of ochagirl
Tommy, not a bright kid, lovingly looked at his creation, the only Easter Horsey mask in the entire class.

Best of ochagirl
"Yes, children, let us pretend we are being bunny rabbits. Innocent bunny rabbits who are being subjugated by the INFIDELS. We are no wanting to be Infidels, are we children? The Infidels want to keep the innocent bunny rabbits from Allah's truth! Allahu Akbar!"

Best of Army of Mom
As the gang gets ready for the bank heist, the lovely Linda poses for a quick picture.

Best of Rodney Dill
Teacher, why does you carrot hum and vibrate?

Best of prince of leaves
What you get when you cross John Dewey, Guy Fawkes, and Eve Ensler.

Best of Jack Reacher
It's all fun and games until someone tells Reverend Wright that every single Easter Bunny in the class is white.

Best of Chrees
Moments later, PETA stormed the classroom and squirted all the kids with fake blood while screaming "Bunnies are people too!"

Best of Submariner
VERY good, children. Now the nice Planned Parenthood people are going to show you how to make the rabbit die.

21 comments:

ochagirl said...

Tommy, not a bright kid, lovingly looked at his creation, the only Easter Horsey mask in the entire class.

ochagirl said...

The billion dollar school bond paid for much needed Paper Plate Mask Making Class you see here.

ochagirl said...

"Yes, children, let us pretend we are being bunny rabbits. Innocent bunny rabbits who are being subjugated by the INFIDELS. We are no wanting to be Infidels, are we children? The Infidels want to keep the innocent bunny rabbits from Allah's truth! Allahu Akbar!"

This is much more likely than children making crafts for Easter in a government school.

Army of Mom said...

Eh, what's up doc?

Army of Mom said...

As the gang gets ready for the bank heist, the lovely Linda poses for a quick picture.

Just like Lee Harvey Oswald before the JFK assasination, she thinks.

Army of Mom said...

Clint and Stacy take What Not to Wear to the school:

Ohmy, do you see little Billy in the black and grey sweatshirt? Hey, Billy! Pink bunny ears clash with that shirt. And, Sally, honey, pink camo is so tacky. Plus, you might want to hit the salad bar insteat of the pizza buffet. A moment on the lips is forever on the hips and you don't want to start out that way.

Army of Mom said...

Hey Lydia, if we bleach our hair blonde and act like vapid bimbos, maybe we can live with Hef, too.

Army of Mom said...

That's it, children, hide yourselves behind masks. It's how we all cope. Good job. Wait. You, Linda, put your mask on!! No smiling and acting self-confident without a mask!

Rodney Dill said...

Teacher, why does you carrot hum and vibrate?

prince of leaves said...

While they may not appreciate it just yet, as they progress into middle and high school Timmy and Billy will realize just how lucky they are to be the only two boys in their class.

[Hey look! One of my caption gags has made the big time! "Monors". Bwahahahahah...]

prince of leaves said...

In the magnet school's gifted and talented biology class, second-graders experience the NEA-approved high-school core science curriculum.

prince of leaves said...

Why is Jinny smiling? Because she just cast a spell from one of her mommy's magick books to permanently imprint the mask features onto her mean and snotty classmate's faces.

prince of leaves said...

What you get when you cross John Dewey, Guy Fawkes, and Eve Ensler.

Jack Reacher said...

It's all fun and games until someone tells Reverend Wright that every single Easter Bunny in the class is white.

Jack Reacher said...

Bachelorette parties in the Muslim world can be, well, rather unorthodox.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just the Nobel Peace Prize Board makin' the awardee selections. Please to be movin' along, now...

Submariner said...

'Ow John Mark Karr Speaks Awstraylian:
Bunny Stew

Submariner said...

I'll take Jimmah Cahtuh's Nightmares for $400, Alex...

prince of leaves said...

"Guess where I'm hiding MY Easter egg!!!" giggles a young Lindsay Lohan.

Chrees said...

Moments later, PETA stormed the classroom and squirted all the kids with fake blood while screaming "Bunnies are people too!"

Submariner said...

VERY good, children. Now the nice Planned Parenthood people are going to show you how to make the rabbit die.