1. Career Day at Hugh Hefner Elementary.
2. "Gee that bunny-man's been in the janitor's closet with Billy a long time."
3. "And we can use black jelly beans for our turds."
4. "Rabbits and eggs are pagan fertility symbols. Shouldn't we be naked?"
5. "I know you think this is a cute Easter activity, but Mr. Karr has had us making these things since September. It's all we *ever* do. Help us!"
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Tommy, not a bright kid, lovingly looked at his creation, the only Easter Horsey mask in the entire class.
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"Yes, children, let us pretend we are being bunny rabbits. Innocent bunny rabbits who are being subjugated by the INFIDELS. We are no wanting to be Infidels, are we children? The Infidels want to keep the innocent bunny rabbits from Allah's truth! Allahu Akbar!"
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As the gang gets ready for the bank heist, the lovely Linda poses for a quick picture.
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Teacher, why does you carrot hum and vibrate?
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What you get when you cross John Dewey, Guy Fawkes, and Eve Ensler.
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It's all fun and games until someone tells Reverend Wright that every single Easter Bunny in the class is white.
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Moments later, PETA stormed the classroom and squirted all the kids with fake blood while screaming "Bunnies are people too!"
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VERY good, children. Now the nice Planned Parenthood people are going to show you how to make the rabbit die.
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Tommy, not a bright kid, lovingly looked at his creation, the only Easter Horsey mask in the entire class.
The billion dollar school bond paid for much needed Paper Plate Mask Making Class you see here.
"Yes, children, let us pretend we are being bunny rabbits. Innocent bunny rabbits who are being subjugated by the INFIDELS. We are no wanting to be Infidels, are we children? The Infidels want to keep the innocent bunny rabbits from Allah's truth! Allahu Akbar!"
This is much more likely than children making crafts for Easter in a government school.
Eh, what's up doc?
As the gang gets ready for the bank heist, the lovely Linda poses for a quick picture.
Just like Lee Harvey Oswald before the JFK assasination, she thinks.
Clint and Stacy take What Not to Wear to the school:
Ohmy, do you see little Billy in the black and grey sweatshirt? Hey, Billy! Pink bunny ears clash with that shirt. And, Sally, honey, pink camo is so tacky. Plus, you might want to hit the salad bar insteat of the pizza buffet. A moment on the lips is forever on the hips and you don't want to start out that way.
Hey Lydia, if we bleach our hair blonde and act like vapid bimbos, maybe we can live with Hef, too.
That's it, children, hide yourselves behind masks. It's how we all cope. Good job. Wait. You, Linda, put your mask on!! No smiling and acting self-confident without a mask!
Teacher, why does you carrot hum and vibrate?
While they may not appreciate it just yet, as they progress into middle and high school Timmy and Billy will realize just how lucky they are to be the only two boys in their class.
[Hey look! One of my caption gags has made the big time! "Monors". Bwahahahahah...]
In the magnet school's gifted and talented biology class, second-graders experience the NEA-approved high-school core science curriculum.
Why is Jinny smiling? Because she just cast a spell from one of her mommy's magick books to permanently imprint the mask features onto her mean and snotty classmate's faces.
What you get when you cross John Dewey, Guy Fawkes, and Eve Ensler.
It's all fun and games until someone tells Reverend Wright that every single Easter Bunny in the class is white.
Bachelorette parties in the Muslim world can be, well, rather unorthodox.
Nothin' to be seein' here folks; just the Nobel Peace Prize Board makin' the awardee selections. Please to be movin' along, now...
'Ow John Mark Karr Speaks Awstraylian:
Bunny Stew
I'll take Jimmah Cahtuh's Nightmares for $400, Alex...
"Guess where I'm hiding MY Easter egg!!!" giggles a young Lindsay Lohan.
Moments later, PETA stormed the classroom and squirted all the kids with fake blood while screaming "Bunnies are people too!"
VERY good, children. Now the nice Planned Parenthood people are going to show you how to make the rabbit die.
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