Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter free for all

BrenderBest of curly
Looking rested, calm and relaxed following his annual “CapThis” Lenten fast, Curly prepares to “get down to da important bidness of da peoples”.

Best of prince of leaves
After the dreaded Bunny Plague killed every last rabbit on Earth, certain Easter traditions had to be revised.

Best of prince of leaves
"I believe in evolution like I believe in the Easter Bunny," Ben Stein scoffed...moments before an Australopithecus appeared from nowhere and presented him with a basket of Peeps.

Best of Van Helsing
So that's why I didn't find an Easter basket this morning — a gorilla walked off with it!

Best of divine miss m
After this photo ran in the school newsletter, Stacey's father relented and agreed to pay for electrolysis after all.

Best of racerboy
Obviously this photo has been retouched: a Sarah Lawrence girl would never participate in an activity as patriarchal as an Easter egg hunt.

Best of Submariner
ORA: "What a totally regressive and primitive custom! But I guess if this is what will make George happy..."

Best of Rodney Dill
The replacement for the Bunny at the Whitehouse Easter Egg roll went over extremely well, until the feces flinging portion of the festivities.

Best of Chrees
Koko then used sign language to say "Bunny, tasty. Eggs, not so much."

Best of Jay Guevara
Ed Asner went door to door collecting for Obama.


32 comments:

curly said...

Looking rested, calm and relaxed following his annual “CapThis” Lenten fast, Curly prepares to “get down to da important bidness of da peoples”.

Anonymous said...

The new Obama plan to distribute free egg-shaped balls of government cheese proved very popular with Democratic voters in Detroit.

curly said...

After delivering a blistering sermon condemning evil white Americans for inventing sickle cell anemia, Pastor Jeremiah Wright partook of the Easter Sunday pleasantries offered at the Trinity United Church of Christ.

curly said...

Disavowed as an evil racist in the presidential contender’s latest speech, Obama’s childhood guerrilla Cocoa hides from the paparazzi at a private Easter egg hunt in Chicago.

prince of leaves said...

Arthur C. Clark Memorial ORA: After another unnerving visit to the Monolith, Moonwatcher develops a taste for rabbit.

curly said...

The new Obama plan to distribute free egg-shaped balls of government cheese proved very popular with Democratic voters in Detroit.

Submariner said...

How 'bout that? I didn't even know that the She-slag celebrated Easter!

prince of leaves said...

After the dreaded Bunny Plague killed every last rabbit on Earth, certain Easter traditions had to be revised.

prince of leaves said...

"I believe in evolution like I believe in the Easter Bunny," Ben Stein scoffed...moments before an Australopithecus appeared from nowhere and presented him with a basket of Peeps.

Submariner said...

Is it just me or does he look like he's crappin a banana?

Submariner said...

Tonight on "Monster Quest..."

curly said...

Guerrillas -- Doing the work that bunnies refuse to do.

Happy Easter Subby and Prince of Leaves!

Van Helsing said...

So that's why I didn't find an Easter basket this morning — a gorilla walked off with it!

divine miss m said...

After this photo ran in the school newsletter, Stacey's father relented and agreed to pay for electrolysis after all.

racerboy said...

Obviously this photo has been retouched: a Sarah Lawrence girl would never participate in an activity as patriarchal as an Easter egg hunt.

ochagirl said...

How leftists view Easter.

trigger girlie said...

Oprah's photoshoot for "Oprah's 30 most favorite Easter items" didn't go as well as planned when they realized that her Easter gift basket had crack in it.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "So many children, so little time..."

Submariner said...

The special effects are even better on the Narnia sequel!

Submariner said...

Having hit paydirt the first time, the Clinton camp releases another Obama photo with Barack pandering to local customs...

Submariner said...

ORA?

Thought bubble; "What a totally regressive and primitive custom! But I guess if this is what will make George happy..."

Rodney Dill said...

The replacement for the Bunny at the Whitehouse Easter Egg roll went over extremely well, until the feces flinging portion of the festivities.

Rodney Dill said...

Who invited Helen Thomas?

duke of red said...

Obama goes Easter Egg huntin'.

duke of red said...

Wow, Al Sharpton has really let himself....no, wait. He actually looks pretty good now, doesn't he?

Chrees said...

Koko then used sign language to say "Bunny, tasty. Eggs, not so much."

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' - just hangin' with my peeps, huntin' eggs, havin' a Bud. You?

shoechick said...

Man, Don King has really let himself go.

metalgarth and Troy McClure said...

ORA: The latest installment of the Christmas Ape series features the best animation known to man (or ape).

Anonymous said...

As with Halloween, Rosie O'Donnell just can't stay out of her kids' Easter candy.

Jay Guevara said...

Ed Asner went door to door collecting for Obama.

Anonymous said...

Because of the California's recent budget cuts, Sara Jane Olson's new cell and cellmate were a little more "earth-friendly" than the past years.