Saturday, March 15, 2008
Got Your Nose
1. Like we all didn't fantasize about a seagull crapping on Leo diCaprio and Kate Winslet.
2. Prometheus quickly shielded himself with his date, saving his liver, but guaranteeing he wouldn't score that night.
3. "I love butt secks on the spit!" Tom ejaculated.
4. "Synchronized Yachting" will be an Olympic event in 2012.
5. ORA: Ironically, Mr. Van Driessen's vacation is ruined by an encounter with a lesbian seagull.
Best of Nose
I'M THE KING OF THE WORL....OW F*CK!
Best of prince of leaves
After the Hitchcock/Cameron hybrid "The Titanic Birds" became a comic hit, it was quickly followed up with sequels "The Aliens Who Knew Too Much", "Psycho Abyss", and "Rearview Terminator".
Best of Double the U
You keep asking me to be romantic. You keep asking me to something special. I try to do something special and one little freaking bird comes along and gouges your eye out and your pissed off for the rest of the night.
Best of sonicfrog
Where is Randy Johnson when you need him?
Best of attmay
Yeah yeah, 11 Oscars, box office records and all that, but it still could use a blooper reel at the end.
Best of Silhouette
Accidentally supergluing the ceramic figurine to her face during the bacherlorette party didn't stop Lisa from enjoying her honeymoon.
Best of Submariner
They picked up the broken necked bird and ground it into sauage. Yessir, a clear case of a Tern for the 'Wurst.
Best of Army of Mom
Did you notice? it's either cold on that boat or she's digging it!*
Best of Tim
Shortly before marrying Britney, Kevin Federline performs an ancient viking sacrifice in order to gain wealth and fame.
Best of Van Helsing
Bachelors could never understand the joy of training seagulls to pluck French fries from your wife's nose.
Best of Chrees
The bird was docile until the woman started singing Celine Dion...