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Saturday, March 15, 2008
Got Your Nose
1. Like we all didn't fantasize about a seagull crapping on Leo diCaprio and Kate Winslet.
2. Prometheus quickly shielded himself with his date, saving his liver, but guaranteeing he wouldn't score that night.
3. "I love butt secks on the spit!" Tom ejaculated.
4. "Synchronized Yachting" will be an Olympic event in 2012.
5. ORA: Ironically, Mr. Van Driessen's vacation is ruined by an encounter with a lesbian seagull.
Best of Nose
I'M THE KING OF THE WORL....OW F*CK!
Best of prince of leaves
After the Hitchcock/Cameron hybrid "The Titanic Birds" became a comic hit, it was quickly followed up with sequels "The Aliens Who Knew Too Much", "Psycho Abyss", and "Rearview Terminator".
Best of Double the U
You keep asking me to be romantic. You keep asking me to something special. I try to do something special and one little freaking bird comes along and gouges your eye out and your pissed off for the rest of the night.
Best of sonicfrog
Where is Randy Johnson when you need him?
Best of attmay
Yeah yeah, 11 Oscars, box office records and all that, but it still could use a blooper reel at the end.
Best of Silhouette
Accidentally supergluing the ceramic figurine to her face during the bacherlorette party didn't stop Lisa from enjoying her honeymoon.
Best of Submariner
They picked up the broken necked bird and ground it into sauage. Yessir, a clear case of a Tern for the 'Wurst.
Best of Army of Mom
Did you notice? it's either cold on that boat or she's digging it!*
Best of Tim
Shortly before marrying Britney, Kevin Federline performs an ancient viking sacrifice in order to gain wealth and fame.
Best of Van Helsing
Bachelors could never understand the joy of training seagulls to pluck French fries from your wife's nose.
Best of Chrees
The bird was docile until the woman started singing Celine Dion...
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AFLAC!!!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORL....OW FUCK!
"OW! Dammit, Michael! I TOLD you killing an albatross was a bad way to start our honeymoon cruise!"
After the Hitchcock/Cameron hybrid "The Titanic Birds" became a comic hit, it was quickly followed up with sequels "The Aliens Who Knew Too Much", "Psycho Abyss", and "Rearview Terminator".
You keep asking me to be romantic. You keep asking me to something special. I try to do something special and one little freaking bird comes along and gouges your eye out and your pissed off for the rest of the night.
"Well, is is an OSHA violation to stand there without eye protection. You're just lucky Spitzer's not still a prosecutor."
"Well, you do kind of look like a statue, standing like that," said the seagull. "So the blame is 50-50 here. You'll want to get a towel."
"I read somewhere seagulls are attracted by the smell of fish; wanna hit the hot tub?"
Where is Randy Johnson when you need him?
♫ Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too. ♫
The seagull thought he said "I'm King of the Worms!!!" and just had to get a piece of the action.
Yeah yeah, 11 Oscars, box office records and all that, but it still could a blooper reel at the end.
Accidentally supergluing the ceramic figurine to her face during the bacherlorette party didn't stop Lisa from enjoying her honeymoon.
I can't tell you how many cool shots have been ruined when some jerk decides to flip a bird.
They picked up the broken necked bird and ground it into sauage. Yessir, a clear case of a Tern for the 'Worst.
Don't groan at me SOTG, you'd have posted it if you had been first...
"How in the hell do I know why it flew in to you, must of smelled something fishy"
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille...
ORA:
She should have known better than to clean her contacts with Windex...
Jonathon Livingston wasn't like other seagulls - in fact he was blind as the proverbial bat...
Gotcher your nose!
Honk!
*line from Finding Nemo*
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Something fishy is going on!
How Ron learned about his wife's love of fish tacos.
No, no, no ... not her nose, her nipples. Tweak her nipples.
*did you notice? it's either cold on that boat or she's digging it!*
Don't they ever stop migrating?
Nevermore!
Jenny never like "Freebird" again.
Shortly before marrying Britney, Kevin Federline performs an ancient viking sacrifice in order to gain wealth and fame.
Bachelors could never understand the joy of training seagulls to pluck French fries from your wife's nose.
The bird was docile until the woman started singing Celine Dion...
Ever since seagulls started converting to Islam, it's unsafe to stand up on a boat.
Rose suddenly regretted her second helping of sushi at lunch..
A woman's romantic moment is ruined when she realizes that the man she's with is a total dork.
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