Wednesday, March 12, 2008
"Don't Cry for me Argentina..."
1. ♪"I like big BUTTS and I can not lie..." ♪
2. "Johnny Olson, tell these contestants what they've won!"
3. "Aw, come on Harvey, say hi to the nice people."
4. "All right, the people have spoken. I will release... Barabbas!"
5. "Hey, look at it this way, have you ever heard Bill or Huma say they hate America? Give me a little credit, people."
Best of Nose
"See, some of MY best friends are black!"
Best of Submariner
Ah ain't no wayz tahred of yer cute li'l Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - and ya KNOW what ah'm talkin' about!
Best of The Man
Gold pantsuit? Is it Wednesday already?
Best of shoechick
You put your left hand in. You take your left hand out. You put your left hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
Best of duke of red
"And here on my left, is one ni&&er that's still voting for me!!"
Best of metalgarth
Ticket sales to Hillapalooza were a little underwhelming so backup singers were not given microphones and Hillary's came from Gavin Newsome's garage sale.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey good-looking and eligible to vote, I'll be back to pick you up later!"
Best of Chrees
"So without further ado, here's Ralph the Diving Pig!"
Best of ochagirl
"The number is . . . 232! Does anyone here have number the one their ticket? Oho! The flashy gentleman on my left has just won his automatic, no-questions-asked American citizenship! Congratulations!"
[ala Bob Barker] "Remember to spay or neuter your spouse!"