Wednesday, March 12, 2008

"Don't Cry for me Argentina..."



1. ♪"I like big BUTTS and I can not lie..." ♪

2. "Johnny Olson, tell these contestants what they've won!"

3. "Aw, come on Harvey, say hi to the nice people."

4. "All right, the people have spoken. I will release... Barabbas!"

5. "Hey, look at it this way, have you ever heard Bill or Huma say they hate America? Give me a little credit, people."

Best of Nose
"See, some of MY best friends are black!"

Best of Submariner
Ah ain't no wayz tahred of yer cute li'l Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - and ya KNOW what ah'm talkin' about!

Best of The Man
Gold pantsuit? Is it Wednesday already?

Best of shoechick
You put your left hand in. You take your left hand out. You put your left hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!

Best of duke of red
"And here on my left, is one ni&&er that's still voting for me!!"

Best of metalgarth
Ticket sales to Hillapalooza were a little underwhelming so backup singers were not given microphones and Hillary's came from Gavin Newsome's garage sale.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey good-looking and eligible to vote, I'll be back to pick you up later!"

Best of Chrees
"So without further ado, here's Ralph the Diving Pig!"

Best of ochagirl
"The number is . . . 232! Does anyone here have number the one their ticket? Oho! The flashy gentleman on my left has just won his automatic, no-questions-asked American citizenship! Congratulations!"
[ala Bob Barker] "Remember to spay or neuter your spouse!"

27 comments:

Submariner said...

I'm gonna slow it down a little here;
Don't go changing, to try and please me...

Submariner said...

What - Me Worry?

Submariner said...

Does anyone have a laxative?
Anyone? Anyone?

Submariner said...

So when that phone rings at 3 am, with MY experience, I can at least roll over and say "Bubba, it's for you." What's the kid with big ears gonna do?

Submariner said...

"...and with the first pick in the 2008 draft, the Miami Dolphins select Barack Obama - Punter from Illinois."

Nose said...

"See, some of MY best friends are black!"

Submariner said...

Ah ain't no wayz tahred of yer cute li'l Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - and ya KNOW what ah'm talkin' about!

Submariner said...

Let me put this plainly; I need your help. Just like a diabetic may need a candy bar, sometimes, I need, well... Does anyone in the crowd have a toddler I can borrow?

The Man said...

Gold pantsuit? Is it Wednesday already?

shoechick said...

You put your left hand in. You take your left hand out. You put your left hand in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!

duke of red said...

"And here on my left, is one ni&&er that's still voting for me!!"

metalgarth said...

Ticket sales to Hillapalooza were a little underwhelming so backup singers were not given microphones and Hillary's came from Gavin Newsome's garage sale.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and if you call now, I'll double your order!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey good-looking and eligible to vote, I'll be back to pick you up later!"

Jack Reacher said...

"And now, the kitten is on this side of the page! When I'm president, all web-site changes will have to be approved by a government department."

ochagirl said...

Ben's Bar Mitzvah from Hell and instant conversion to conservatism.

Chrees said...

"I have always identified with Texas, and the spirit of the Malamo. I can't tell you how the heroes of the Malamo inspired me..."

Chrees said...

Campaigns hit a new low: "So without further ado, here's Ralph the Diving Pig!"

Army of Mom said...

Who'll give me $5 for the man on my left? Come on, you can do better than that? He's in good shape, he's a hard worker .... I've got $5, who'll give me $10?

Army of Mom said...

Hillary proudly boasts her left coast supporters with Carlton Banks and one of the Housewives of Orange County.

Army of Mom said...

Deep and Wide, deep and wide, the Clinton's ass is deep and wide!

Sing if you know the words!

mklasing said...

"Why don't we get drunk...and screw."

ochagirl said...

Fast forward to the Clinton Presidency 2.0.

"The number is . . . 232! Does anyone here have number the one their ticket? Oho! The flashy gentleman on my left has just won his automatic, no-questions-asked American citizenship! Congratulations!"

[ala Bob Barker] "Remember to spay or neuter your spouse!"

Submariner said...

How much would you pay for this regular delegate? $30K? $50K? But WAIT!
Send in that >$25K contribution right now and we'll DOUBLE your order! That's right; TWO SUPERdelegates for less than the price of one regular delegate! This offer won't last - order NOW.

shoechick said...

Hello? Is this thing on? Can you hear me in the back?

shoechick said...

Hello? Is this thing on? Can you hear me in the back?

Army of Dad said...

Look he is clean and articulate too, but you don't want him for president either!