Friday, March 21, 2008

The Dog From Outer Space


1. 'Ow to speak Korean: Fridge

2. OHAI. I M BITCH IN HEET. I CAN BE ON THURSDAZE?

3. Unlike Picard and Archer, Captain Janeway had a strict "No Pets" policy, and so Ensign Wildmon's dog was ejected through a photon torpedo tube. It was either that, or be Harry Kim's lunch.

4. "Hey! This isn't a warm bed. It's a vacuum chamber!" Ruffy learns the harsh truth about PETA.

5. "BACON! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! BACON! Only one thing smells like bacon and that's... BACON!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Even McCain's dog doesn't look convincing when he leans to the right.

Best of mklasing
Having been annihilated in the primary, Kucinich returned to his native form and flew back to his home planet of Yendor.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Return the fire hydrant shaped galaxy? uh... don't think so..."

Best of prince of leaves
NASA prepares freeze-dried rations for the first Chinese visitors to the ISS.

Best of Silhouette
Unlike fatty beef, I've heard that dog is fairly lean.

Best of ochagirl
"So what they say about Glenn Reynolds is true! HORRORS! RUN, PUPPY! RUN AWAY!"

Best of Mr. Right
"¡Yo quiero Tang!"

Best of Army of Mom
How much is that doggie in the vaccuum tube?

Best of Submariner
NO SELL 2 KOREANZ, KTHXBAI

23 comments:

Submariner said...

What the hell do you mean; "Remember to spay and neuter..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Here I am in the 21st century, and I'm still chasing that damned Chuck Wagon. What the hell?"

Jack Reacher said...

Even McCain's dog doesn't look convincing when he leans to the right.

mklasing said...

Having been annihilated in the primary, Kucinich returned to his native form and flew back to his home planet of Yendor.

Rodney Dill said...

"Return the fire hydrant shaped galaxy? uh... don't think so..."

Double the U said...

This place isn't so bad once they got rid of John Kerry and that stupid blue suit.

prince of leaves said...

NASA prepares freeze-dried rations for the first Chinese visitors to the ISS.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: Dr. Adams was a little put off after the rogue mutant's crab claws messed up the settings on the Metalunan decompression tube.

Silhouette said...

Unlike fatty beef, I've heard that dog is fairly lean.

Silhouette said...

Pisa's town mascot.

ochagirl said...

Forwarding meme from IMAO:

OG: "So what they say about Glenn Reynolds is true! HORRORS! RUN, PUPPY! RUN AWAY!"

Rodney Dill said...

Why is this dog speaking in my head with Dennis Leary's voice?

Mr. Right said...

"¡Yo quiero Tang!"

Army of Mom said...

Damn, that Morpheus is a powerful speaker! The sentinels are coming!

Army of Mom said...

How much is that doggie in the vaccuum tube?

Army of Mom said...

Hey, didn't I see the little Coppertone girl with a bunny mask? Suddenly, I have a hankering for blue bikini bottoms.

Army of Mom said...

I'm like a dog in heat,
a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex,
cause me so horny

Army of Mom said...

Fight with you! Join the team? Be an X-Man? Who the hell do you think you are? You're a mutant. The whole world out there is full of people who hate and fear you and you're wasting your time trying to protect them? I've got better things to do!

Submariner said...

NO SELL 2 KOREANZ, OK? BAI

Submariner said...

Shave my @ss? OK
Put me on top of rocket and blast me into space? OK
Feed me MRE's? Are you out of your freakin' mind?

sonicfrog said...

Wow. I should'a had a V-8.

(OK. I know more than half the Captioneeres won't get the reference - too young to remember - but it had to be done.)

Submariner said...

Uhhhh, this thing got a hemi?

Submariner said...

What kind of a sick twisted mind would make a tanning bed this strong? Crap! Any longer and I'd a been the special at Dim Sum's...