Friday, March 21, 2008
The Dog From Outer Space
1. 'Ow to speak Korean: Fridge
2. OHAI. I M BITCH IN HEET. I CAN BE ON THURSDAZE?
3. Unlike Picard and Archer, Captain Janeway had a strict "No Pets" policy, and so Ensign Wildmon's dog was ejected through a photon torpedo tube. It was either that, or be Harry Kim's lunch.
4. "Hey! This isn't a warm bed. It's a vacuum chamber!" Ruffy learns the harsh truth about PETA.
5. "BACON! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! BACON! Only one thing smells like bacon and that's... BACON!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Even McCain's dog doesn't look convincing when he leans to the right.
Best of mklasing
Having been annihilated in the primary, Kucinich returned to his native form and flew back to his home planet of Yendor.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Return the fire hydrant shaped galaxy? uh... don't think so..."
Best of prince of leaves
NASA prepares freeze-dried rations for the first Chinese visitors to the ISS.
Best of Silhouette
Unlike fatty beef, I've heard that dog is fairly lean.
Best of ochagirl
"So what they say about Glenn Reynolds is true! HORRORS! RUN, PUPPY! RUN AWAY!"
Best of Mr. Right
"¡Yo quiero Tang!"
Best of Army of Mom
How much is that doggie in the vaccuum tube?
Best of Submariner
NO SELL 2 KOREANZ, KTHXBAI