1. 'Ow to speak Korean: Fridge
2. OHAI. I M BITCH IN HEET. I CAN BE ON THURSDAZE?
3. Unlike Picard and Archer, Captain Janeway had a strict "No Pets" policy, and so Ensign Wildmon's dog was ejected through a photon torpedo tube. It was either that, or be Harry Kim's lunch.
4. "Hey! This isn't a warm bed. It's a vacuum chamber!" Ruffy learns the harsh truth about PETA.
5. "BACON! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! BACON! Only one thing smells like bacon and that's... BACON!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Even McCain's dog doesn't look convincing when he leans to the right.
Best of mklasing
Having been annihilated in the primary, Kucinich returned to his native form and flew back to his home planet of Yendor.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Return the fire hydrant shaped galaxy? uh... don't think so..."
Best of prince of leaves
NASA prepares freeze-dried rations for the first Chinese visitors to the ISS.
Best of Silhouette
Unlike fatty beef, I've heard that dog is fairly lean.
Best of ochagirl
"So what they say about Glenn Reynolds is true! HORRORS! RUN, PUPPY! RUN AWAY!"
Best of Mr. Right
"¡Yo quiero Tang!"
Best of Army of Mom
How much is that doggie in the vaccuum tube?
Best of Submariner
NO SELL 2 KOREANZ, KTHXBAI
23 comments:
What the hell do you mean; "Remember to spay and neuter..."
"Here I am in the 21st century, and I'm still chasing that damned Chuck Wagon. What the hell?"
Even McCain's dog doesn't look convincing when he leans to the right.
Having been annihilated in the primary, Kucinich returned to his native form and flew back to his home planet of Yendor.
"Return the fire hydrant shaped galaxy? uh... don't think so..."
This place isn't so bad once they got rid of John Kerry and that stupid blue suit.
NASA prepares freeze-dried rations for the first Chinese visitors to the ISS.
ORA: Dr. Adams was a little put off after the rogue mutant's crab claws messed up the settings on the Metalunan decompression tube.
Unlike fatty beef, I've heard that dog is fairly lean.
Pisa's town mascot.
Forwarding meme from IMAO:
OG: "So what they say about Glenn Reynolds is true! HORRORS! RUN, PUPPY! RUN AWAY!"
Why is this dog speaking in my head with Dennis Leary's voice?
"¡Yo quiero Tang!"
Damn, that Morpheus is a powerful speaker! The sentinels are coming!
How much is that doggie in the vaccuum tube?
Hey, didn't I see the little Coppertone girl with a bunny mask? Suddenly, I have a hankering for blue bikini bottoms.
I'm like a dog in heat,
a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex,
cause me so horny
Fight with you! Join the team? Be an X-Man? Who the hell do you think you are? You're a mutant. The whole world out there is full of people who hate and fear you and you're wasting your time trying to protect them? I've got better things to do!
NO SELL 2 KOREANZ, OK? BAI
Shave my @ss? OK
Put me on top of rocket and blast me into space? OK
Feed me MRE's? Are you out of your freakin' mind?
Wow. I should'a had a V-8.
(OK. I know more than half the Captioneeres won't get the reference - too young to remember - but it had to be done.)
Uhhhh, this thing got a hemi?
What kind of a sick twisted mind would make a tanning bed this strong? Crap! Any longer and I'd a been the special at Dim Sum's...
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